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"content": "Hinduphaganax indicus<br />Wandering through the desolate slums of India in search of the next meal is the savage but noble Hinduphaganax indicus. India's largest animal, and its apex predator. Unlike most predators, these majestic beasts prefer one specific kind of prey, and that prey is the foul Pajeet. The Hinduphaganax plays a vital role in these desolate lands, keeping the Pajeet numbers in check.",
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"content": "Noble Train<br />In the polluted lands of India, there is one top predator the Pajeets fear above all others. The savage, yet noble Train. Their ravenous appetite keeps the Pajeet numbers in check.",
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"content": "Dr. Cortex - King of Game<br />\"You win duels because you believe in the heart of the cards.\"<br />\"I win duels for the sole purpose of drawing out slur cards at your expense.\"<br /><br />We are not the same.",
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"content": "Shondo Domination Lines<br />WARNING: May contain traces of cute and funny.<br /><br />Towards Calli.<br />\"I'll send your giblets to Tesco.\"<br />\"Oi! Lend me your horse, so it can drag your corpse!\"<br />\"Calli the deadbeat rapper! Had a bullet lodged right in her face.\"<br /><br />Towards the Demo<br />\"Take that, ya sheep shaggin' drunk!\"<br />\"You should've seen it coming, eyepatch.\"<br />\"You won't be needing your liver anymore.\"<br /><br />Towards the Engineer.<br />\"Your toys are mine now, Texie!\"<br />\"UOOOOOH! Engie's dying!\"<br />\"I'll dispense your giblets to the furthest reaches of existence.\"<br /><br />Towards FuwaMoco.<br />\"Not so yappy with your throats outside your necks, are ya?\"<br />\"You call that barking?!\"<br />\"Back to the animal shelter, dumberanians!\"<br /><br />Towards Gooba.<br />\"Look at that! I reeled in a dumb-bass!\"<br />\"I'll send you back to Atlantis on a singing plaque!\"<br />\"Time to ship you with a scoop of chips!\"<br /><br />Towards the Heavy.<br />\"FAT! FAT! FAT! TUBBY! TUBBY! TUBBY! GET A STROKE! GET A STROKE! GET A STROKE!\"<br />\"Bled you like a stuck pig!\"<br />\"Sasha and I, are gonna play skip rope with your intestines. What do ya think about that?\"<br /><br />Towards Inis.<br />\"Pinis doesn't go in Inis, but bullets do.\"<br />\"Hard to eat my tentacles when they're beating you to death!\"<br />Gonna make lambchops out of you, autism sheep!\"<br /><br />Towards the Medic.<br />\"Say ahh! You're dead!\"<br />\"According to your medical notes: It says you suck!\"<br />\"One bullet to the head a day, keeps the sucky doctor away.\"<br /><br />Towards Panko.<br />\"You'll make a nice lewd jacket.\"<br />\"Mamma mia! That was perfect domination!\"<br />\"Into the oven with ya, pastafari!\"<br /><br />Towards Pippa.<br />\"You're not the first idol I dominated today.\"<br />\"PINK YABBIIIIIT! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!\"<br />\"You're a window cloth now, pinkie.\"<br /><br />Towards the Pyro.<br />\"Swatted, fire bug!\"<br />\"Consider yourself extinguished, you burnt out smoke huffer!\"<br />\"Do you know what extinguished means, you muzzle mouthed tard?!\"<br /><br />Towards the Scout.<br />\"Had a nice trip, Speedy?!\"<br />\"Skippy! Skippy! Skippy, the dead Scoutaroo!\"<br />\"You should've slowed down and seen it coming, ya hypo goblin!\"<br /><br />Mirror Match.<br />\"I AM THE ABOMINATION HERE!\"<br />\"Keep your mitts off of my line!\"<br />\"Go back to your forests, let a real junkie get to work.\"<br /><br />Towards the Sniper.<br />\"You can't tag me, I'm cute and funny!\"<br />\"What a lousy shot you are!\"<br />\"You couldn't hit feral cats on your best day, you blind eyed yobbo!\"<br /><br />Towards the Spy.<br />\"Can't cover up those stink lines can ya, Frenchie?\"<br />\"C'mon, Frenchie! I need your fancy toys for me box!\"<br />\"One less skunk to stink out the place!\"<br /><br />Towards Mii-chan.<br />\"Stop your squealing you Canadian shitpile rat!\"<br />\"Too slow, insulin vermin.\"<br />\"Your drunken spergouts are no match for my nose powder!\"<br /><br />That's it. Uppies now.",
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"content": "Shondo Domination Lines\nWARNING: May contain traces of cute and funny.\n\nTowards Calli.\n\"I'll send your giblets to Tesco.\"\n\"Oi! Lend me your horse, so it can drag your corpse!\"\n\"Calli the deadbeat rapper! Had a bullet lodged right in her face.\"\n\nTowards the Demo\n\"Take that, ya sheep shaggin' drunk!\"\n\"You should've seen it coming, eyepatch.\"\n\"You won't be needing your liver anymore.\"\n\nTowards the Engineer.\n\"Your toys are mine now, Texie!\"\n\"UOOOOOH! Engie's dying!\"\n\"I'll dispense your giblets to the furthest reaches of existence.\"\n\nTowards FuwaMoco.\n\"Not so yappy with your throats outside your necks, are ya?\"\n\"You call that barking?!\"\n\"Back to the animal shelter, dumberanians!\"\n\nTowards Gooba.\n\"Look at that! I reeled in a dumb-bass!\"\n\"I'll send you back to Atlantis on a singing plaque!\"\n\"Time to ship you with a scoop of chips!\"\n\nTowards the Heavy.\n\"FAT! FAT! FAT! TUBBY! TUBBY! TUBBY! GET A STROKE! GET A STROKE! GET A STROKE!\"\n\"Bled you like a stuck pig!\"\n\"Sasha and I, are gonna play skip rope with your intestines. What do ya think about that?\"\n\nTowards Inis.\n\"Pinis doesn't go in Inis, but bullets do.\"\n\"Hard to eat my tentacles when they're beating you to death!\"\nGonna make lambchops out of you, autism sheep!\"\n\nTowards the Medic.\n\"Say ahh! You're dead!\"\n\"According to your medical notes: It says you suck!\"\n\"One bullet to the head a day, keeps the sucky doctor away.\"\n\nTowards Panko.\n\"You'll make a nice lewd jacket.\"\n\"Mamma mia! That was perfect domination!\"\n\"Into the oven with ya, pastafari!\"\n\nTowards Pippa.\n\"You're not the first idol I dominated today.\"\n\"PINK YABBIIIIIT! AAAAAAAAHHHHH!\"\n\"You're a window cloth now, pinkie.\"\n\nTowards the Pyro.\n\"Swatted, fire bug!\"\n\"Consider yourself extinguished, you burnt out smoke huffer!\"\n\"Do you know what extinguished means, you muzzle mouthed tard?!\"\n\nTowards the Scout.\n\"Had a nice trip, Speedy?!\"\n\"Skippy! Skippy! Skippy, the dead Scoutaroo!\"\n\"You should've slowed down and seen it coming, ya hypo goblin!\"\n\nMirror Match.\n\"I AM THE ABOMINATION HERE!\"\n\"Keep your mitts off of my line!\"\n\"Go back to your forests, let a real junkie get to work.\"\n\nTowards the Sniper.\n\"You can't tag me, I'm cute and funny!\"\n\"What a lousy shot you are!\"\n\"You couldn't hit feral cats on your best day, you blind eyed yobbo!\"\n\nTowards the Spy.\n\"Can't cover up those stink lines can ya, Frenchie?\"\n\"C'mon, Frenchie! I need your fancy toys for me box!\"\n\"One less skunk to stink out the place!\"\n\nTowards Mii-chan.\n\"Stop your squealing you Canadian shitpile rat!\"\n\"Too slow, insulin vermin.\"\n\"Your drunken spergouts are no match for my nose powder!\"\n\nThat's it. Uppies now.",
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"content": "Pippa Domination Lines<br />Brace yourselves, this one's a doozie.<br /><br />Towards Calli.<br />\"Dominated, stable raider!\"<br />\"This is not an idol concert. This is a massacre and I love it!\"<br />\"I'm gonna turn you into glue, Mrs. Edd!\"<br /><br />Towards the Demo.<br />\"You just earned yourself a D.U.I.\"<br />\"Try and moon your way out of that, pipe blower!\"<br />\"One less drunken cyclops to deal with today!\"<br /><br />Towards the Engineer.<br />\"AR-15 beats your fancy dildo dispensers!\"<br />\"Tell the hambone I said \"HURR DURR DURR DURR AAAH AAAAH!\"\"<br />\"Hey, Possie! Look at me! What am I, now? Uh, dominated? NO! I'm Texas! What's the difference? HAHAHAHAHAHA!\"<br /><br />Towards FuwaMoco.<br />\"You share beds together, huh? How about sharing a body bag together while we're at it?\"<br />\"Who's gonna protect your Ruffians' smiles now, huh? Oh, I know. Anyone!\"<br />\"Take that! You flea ridden chihuahuas!\"<br /><br />Towards Gooba.<br />\"Here! Fishy, fishy!\"<br />\"And the award for the most dominated idol goes to:\"<br />\"Go back to Atlantis and tell them Pippakistan is coming for them!\"<br /><br />Towards Heavy.<br />\"HAAAAAAMBOOOOONE! You're a fat gravy bleeding HAAAAAAMBOOOOONE!\"<br />\"I've beaten rage pigs in Portugal with more brains!\"<br />\"Where's your purse, tubby? Oh well. Your gun will have to do.\"<br /><br />Towards Inis.<br />\"Good lord! I thought I smelled bad!\"<br />\"Hit the showers, stinky! There's plenty in Arschwitz!\"<br />\"That was for destroying my toilet, shitbreak!\"<br /><br />Towards Medic.<br />\"Off to Arschwitz with you, and tell Inis to wash her balls!\"<br />\"Dr. Mengele called, he wants his everything back!\"<br />\"No prescription in your kit can save you from me!\"<br /><br />Towards Panko.<br />\"Who sucks at video games, now?\"<br />\"I told you I'd beat your ass!\"<br />\"Translate this for me. \"My name is Panko, I give myself blowjobs and eat Elephant shit pizza for breakfast!\"\"<br /><br />Mirror Match.<br />\"There's only room for one retard here!\"<br />\"You glow in the dark, I shifted out of park.\"<br />\"You're a disgrace to all Pippakistanis.\"<br /><br />Towards Pyro.<br />\"And I thought I had speech problems.\"<br />\"I don't need a flamethrower to roast you, fire boy.\"<br />\"Consider yourself burnt out you gas huffing sped!\"<br /><br />Towards Scout.<br />\"Didn't see that coming did you, Sonic?\"<br />\"Too dead for the naked eye. Scouty the Deadhog!\"<br />\"I'll take that baseball bat off of your cold hands.\"<br /><br />Towards Shondo.<br />\"I told you not to meet your idols. Now look at you, a mangled mess.\"<br />\"You got a boot in your ass, ass, ass. You got a boot in your ass, ass, ass.<br />\"You snorted your last line, junkie!\"<br /><br />Towards Sniper.<br />\"You suck, eye scope.\"<br />\"Australia isn't a real country. You are an inbred limey.\"<br />\"I didn't need a fancy scope to kill you, ya lousy yobbo.\"<br /><br />Towards Soldier.<br />\"You have been discharged and dominated.\"<br />\"Go fight for Israel, you mush brained dum-dum.\"<br />\"Your American helmet won't stop Pippakistani bullets!\"<br /><br />Towards Spy.<br />\"Your fancy gadgets can't hide your glow, frogger.\"<br />\"Another glowie bites the curb.\"<br />\"You're just like the Italians, except your food tastes like shit and I hate you!\"<br /><br />Towards Mii-chan.<br />\"You should've washed your penis before you died.\"<br />\"I told you I was gonna piss in your mouth.\"<br />\"Here lies Tenma. She got smashed, and died a Canadian.\"<br /><br />That's it.",
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"content": "Pippa Domination Lines\nBrace yourselves, this one's a doozie.\n\nTowards Calli.\n\"Dominated, stable raider!\"\n\"This is not an idol concert. This is a massacre and I love it!\"\n\"I'm gonna turn you into glue, Mrs. Edd!\"\n\nTowards the Demo.\n\"You just earned yourself a D.U.I.\"\n\"Try and moon your way out of that, pipe blower!\"\n\"One less drunken cyclops to deal with today!\"\n\nTowards the Engineer.\n\"AR-15 beats your fancy dildo dispensers!\"\n\"Tell the hambone I said \"HURR DURR DURR DURR AAAH AAAAH!\"\"\n\"Hey, Possie! Look at me! What am I, now? Uh, dominated? NO! I'm Texas! What's the difference? HAHAHAHAHAHA!\"\n\nTowards FuwaMoco.\n\"You share beds together, huh? How about sharing a body bag together while we're at it?\"\n\"Who's gonna protect your Ruffians' smiles now, huh? Oh, I know. Anyone!\"\n\"Take that! You flea ridden chihuahuas!\"\n\nTowards Gooba.\n\"Here! Fishy, fishy!\"\n\"And the award for the most dominated idol goes to:\"\n\"Go back to Atlantis and tell them Pippakistan is coming for them!\"\n\nTowards Heavy.\n\"HAAAAAAMBOOOOONE! You're a fat gravy bleeding HAAAAAAMBOOOOONE!\"\n\"I've beaten rage pigs in Portugal with more brains!\"\n\"Where's your purse, tubby? Oh well. Your gun will have to do.\"\n\nTowards Inis.\n\"Good lord! I thought I smelled bad!\"\n\"Hit the showers, stinky! There's plenty in Arschwitz!\"\n\"That was for destroying my toilet, shitbreak!\"\n\nTowards Medic.\n\"Off to Arschwitz with you, and tell Inis to wash her balls!\"\n\"Dr. Mengele called, he wants his everything back!\"\n\"No prescription in your kit can save you from me!\"\n\nTowards Panko.\n\"Who sucks at video games, now?\"\n\"I told you I'd beat your ass!\"\n\"Translate this for me. \"My name is Panko, I give myself blowjobs and eat Elephant shit pizza for breakfast!\"\"\n\nMirror Match.\n\"There's only room for one retard here!\"\n\"You glow in the dark, I shifted out of park.\"\n\"You're a disgrace to all Pippakistanis.\"\n\nTowards Pyro.\n\"And I thought I had speech problems.\"\n\"I don't need a flamethrower to roast you, fire boy.\"\n\"Consider yourself burnt out you gas huffing sped!\"\n\nTowards Scout.\n\"Didn't see that coming did you, Sonic?\"\n\"Too dead for the naked eye. Scouty the Deadhog!\"\n\"I'll take that baseball bat off of your cold hands.\"\n\nTowards Shondo.\n\"I told you not to meet your idols. Now look at you, a mangled mess.\"\n\"You got a boot in your ass, ass, ass. You got a boot in your ass, ass, ass.\n\"You snorted your last line, junkie!\"\n\nTowards Sniper.\n\"You suck, eye scope.\"\n\"Australia isn't a real country. You are an inbred limey.\"\n\"I didn't need a fancy scope to kill you, ya lousy yobbo.\"\n\nTowards Soldier.\n\"You have been discharged and dominated.\"\n\"Go fight for Israel, you mush brained dum-dum.\"\n\"Your American helmet won't stop Pippakistani bullets!\"\n\nTowards Spy.\n\"Your fancy gadgets can't hide your glow, frogger.\"\n\"Another glowie bites the curb.\"\n\"You're just like the Italians, except your food tastes like shit and I hate you!\"\n\nTowards Mii-chan.\n\"You should've washed your penis before you died.\"\n\"I told you I was gonna piss in your mouth.\"\n\"Here lies Tenma. She got smashed, and died a Canadian.\"\n\nThat's it.",
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"content": "Inis Domination Lines<br />WARNING: May contain shitted German.<br /><br /><br />Towards Calli.<br />\"Ze Yabbit wears pink better than you!\"<br />\"Aww, did I get blood on your corset?\"<br />\"Ze old school rappers vill thank me for zhis.\"<br /><br />Towards the Demo.<br />\"Zhey should've sent a hamster instead of you, drunkie.\"<br />\"You're Haggis, pisskopf!\"<br />\"Depth perception is not your friend, zyklop.\"<br /><br />Towards the Engineer.<br />\"You shouldn't be fighting, you should be screening calls you tard.\"<br />\"You should've erected a tombstone.\"<br />\"Lend us your guitar, so I can bash your skull vith it.\"<br /><br />Towards FuwaMoco.<br />\"No pound vill take you two after I'm done with you.\"<br />\"Here's a trick you two should learn: stay dead!\"<br />\"Never mind vhite vomen, it's my bombs you should vorry about.\"<br /><br />Towards Gooba.<br />\"You're fish food now, fisch schlampe!\"<br />\"Vell, off to visit Atlantis.\"<br />\"They can put you display at zhe fisch market.\"<br /><br />Towards Heavy.<br />\"Hey, fatso! Your arsch is bigger than mein haus!\"<br />\"Is zhat ze best you've got, commie man?\"<br />\"Vhoah! Your Sasha looks remarkably like a cow's arsch!\"<br /><br />Mirror Match.<br />\"Ich ficke dich mit einer Schere.\"<br />\"Diese Karte ist nicht groß genug für uns beide, Scheißfresser.\"<br />\"Ich bin der Chaot hier!\"<br /><br />Towards Medic.<br />\"Hier ist eine Diagnose für Sie: Mein Arsch!\"<br />\"Bringen Sie keine Knochensäge zu einer Schießerei mit.\"<br />\"Es ist an der Zeit, dich mit meiner eigenen Medizin zu behandeln, du Quacksalber.\"<br /><br />Towards Panko.<br />\"Pineapple belongs on your corpse, Pasta-girl!\"<br />\"You getting dominated made me vear ze Dolmio-grin!\"<br />\"Guinea, goomba, dago wop, and you are underground.\"<br /><br />Towards Pippa.<br />\"You call zhat chaos?\"<br />\"Your mold ridden arsch vill not stop me, pinkie!\"<br />\"Mein stink ist stronger zhan yours!\"<br /><br />Towards Pyro.<br />\"You make mein skin crawl, burner boy!\"<br />\"Burn in Hell you fire loving arschloch!\"<br />\"So much for your campfire.\"<br /><br />Towards Scout.<br />\"Zhat vas ze fastest domination I've ever seen.\"<br />\"Jog your vay into Hell you spastic Bostie goblin!\"<br />\"Here dies Scout. He ran fast and got turned into giblets.\"<br /><br />Towards Shondo.<br />\"Vell, off to destroy your toilet.\"<br />\"I. Eat. Your. Tentacles. I eat zhem up!\"<br />\"Who's ze good slave now, cokehead?\"<br /><br />Towards Sniper.<br />\"Oh, Bushboy! Come out to play-e-ay!\"<br />\"There's no vay to hit me you blind-eyed dumpkoff!\"<br />\"Your Jarate cannot stop me, Bushie!\"<br /><br />Towards Soldier.<br />\"I'll finish vhat Hitler started vith you.\"<br />\"Soldier vas a sensitive man!\"<br />\"Rocket hop your vay back to Dumpfickenstan you yankee dumpkoff!\"<br /><br />Towards Spy.<br />\"You can't hide from me, slugboy.\"<br />\"All zhose disguises and you couldn't get rid of your smoky scent?\"<br />\"Back to ze reptile house vith you, scalie!\"<br /><br />Towards Mii-chan.<br />\"Zhis fox has a bad case of rabies!\"<br />\"Euthanized! Ya pint-sized mutt!\"<br />\"Go spread your rabies elsewhere you spastic leaf-eared chihuahua!\"<br /><br />That's it now.",
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"content": "Inis Domination Lines\nWARNING: May contain shitted German.\n\n\nTowards Calli.\n\"Ze Yabbit wears pink better than you!\"\n\"Aww, did I get blood on your corset?\"\n\"Ze old school rappers vill thank me for zhis.\"\n\nTowards the Demo.\n\"Zhey should've sent a hamster instead of you, drunkie.\"\n\"You're Haggis, pisskopf!\"\n\"Depth perception is not your friend, zyklop.\"\n\nTowards the Engineer.\n\"You shouldn't be fighting, you should be screening calls you tard.\"\n\"You should've erected a tombstone.\"\n\"Lend us your guitar, so I can bash your skull vith it.\"\n\nTowards FuwaMoco.\n\"No pound vill take you two after I'm done with you.\"\n\"Here's a trick you two should learn: stay dead!\"\n\"Never mind vhite vomen, it's my bombs you should vorry about.\"\n\nTowards Gooba.\n\"You're fish food now, fisch schlampe!\"\n\"Vell, off to visit Atlantis.\"\n\"They can put you display at zhe fisch market.\"\n\nTowards Heavy.\n\"Hey, fatso! Your arsch is bigger than mein haus!\"\n\"Is zhat ze best you've got, commie man?\"\n\"Vhoah! Your Sasha looks remarkably like a cow's arsch!\"\n\nMirror Match.\n\"Ich ficke dich mit einer Schere.\"\n\"Diese Karte ist nicht groß genug für uns beide, Scheißfresser.\"\n\"Ich bin der Chaot hier!\"\n\nTowards Medic.\n\"Hier ist eine Diagnose für Sie: Mein Arsch!\"\n\"Bringen Sie keine Knochensäge zu einer Schießerei mit.\"\n\"Es ist an der Zeit, dich mit meiner eigenen Medizin zu behandeln, du Quacksalber.\"\n\nTowards Panko.\n\"Pineapple belongs on your corpse, Pasta-girl!\"\n\"You getting dominated made me vear ze Dolmio-grin!\"\n\"Guinea, goomba, dago wop, and you are underground.\"\n\nTowards Pippa.\n\"You call zhat chaos?\"\n\"Your mold ridden arsch vill not stop me, pinkie!\"\n\"Mein stink ist stronger zhan yours!\"\n\nTowards Pyro.\n\"You make mein skin crawl, burner boy!\"\n\"Burn in Hell you fire loving arschloch!\"\n\"So much for your campfire.\"\n\nTowards Scout.\n\"Zhat vas ze fastest domination I've ever seen.\"\n\"Jog your vay into Hell you spastic Bostie goblin!\"\n\"Here dies Scout. He ran fast and got turned into giblets.\"\n\nTowards Shondo.\n\"Vell, off to destroy your toilet.\"\n\"I. Eat. Your. Tentacles. I eat zhem up!\"\n\"Who's ze good slave now, cokehead?\"\n\nTowards Sniper.\n\"Oh, Bushboy! Come out to play-e-ay!\"\n\"There's no vay to hit me you blind-eyed dumpkoff!\"\n\"Your Jarate cannot stop me, Bushie!\"\n\nTowards Soldier.\n\"I'll finish vhat Hitler started vith you.\"\n\"Soldier vas a sensitive man!\"\n\"Rocket hop your vay back to Dumpfickenstan you yankee dumpkoff!\"\n\nTowards Spy.\n\"You can't hide from me, slugboy.\"\n\"All zhose disguises and you couldn't get rid of your smoky scent?\"\n\"Back to ze reptile house vith you, scalie!\"\n\nTowards Mii-chan.\n\"Zhis fox has a bad case of rabies!\"\n\"Euthanized! Ya pint-sized mutt!\"\n\"Go spread your rabies elsewhere you spastic leaf-eared chihuahua!\"\n\nThat's it now.",
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"content": "Panko Domination Lines<br />WARNING: May contain shitted Pastalian.<br /><br />Toward Calli.<br />\"Here's what you and your rap career have in common: You're both dead.\"<br />\"You've been reaped by the best, pinkie!\"<br />\"Go back to the grave, and take your horses with you.\"<br /><br />Towards the Demo.<br />\"This Italian panda just dominated your Scottish Nigger ass!\"<br />\"You should've put down the bottle, rummie.\"<br />\"Don't blow yourself up, cyclops. That's my job.\"<br /><br />Towards the Engineer.<br />\"Nice toys you got there. Too bad they blew up with the rest of ya.\"<br />\"Burn, Engie, burn! Texas en fuego! Burn, Engie, burn!\"<br />\"I stomped a mudhole in your ass, kicked it dry, and took a yellow, bubbly piss in it and all you could do is look at me with a yellow smile!\"<br /><br />Towards FuwaMoco.<br />\"Your smile protecting asses couldn't protect you two from getting killed by me.\"<br />\"HapPINESS is two cold puppies.\"<br />\"You died as you lived: Sucking in sync.\"<br /><br />Towards Gooba.<br />\"Take that! Ya toothless guppy!\"<br />\"I JUST CAUGHT THE WORLD'S DUMBEST SHORK!\"<br />\"Holo-EN's best shork, my ass!\"<br /><br />Towards Heavy.<br />\"Slav dance your way into Hell ya blubbery rooskie!\"<br />\"Not so Cheeki-Breeki anymore now are ya, fat cakes.\"<br />\"I took your Sasha, I took your Sandvich, and now your life!\"<br /><br />Towards Inis.<br />\"Hit the road, dump-uhhkoff, let a real Eurotuber get to work here!\"<br />\"I love your death screams, dump-uhhkoff. They make your stench more bearable!\"<br />\"While you're busy breaking wind, I'm busy breaking your bones, stinker!\"<br /><br />Towards Medic.<br />\"In the oven with ya, kraut.\"<br />\"Back to the operating table, Mengele!\"<br />\"I got a couple of useful surgical tools for ya. A noose and a step ladder.\"<br /><br />Mirror Match.<br />\"Esci dal mio campo di battaglia, doppelguinea ingobbita!\"<br />\"Sei tutto sugo e niente pasta!\"<br />\"Torna a Montreal, foglia amante della pizza all'ananas!\"<br /><br />Towards Pippa.<br />\"PIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPI your way to the nearest carwash you pink abomination!\"<br />\"Lend me your earpiece. \"This is Pippa, I give myself blowjobs and suck at video games!\" Over!\"<br />\"Next time, try mouth wash!\"<br /><br />Towards Pyro<br />\"What sick men sends mutants to fight me?\"<br />\"Tag! You're it, Smokey!\"<br />\"Consider yourself burnt out you mumbling abomination!\"<br /><br />Towards Scout.<br />\"Flank your way out of that ya spastic little Bostie!\"<br />\"Let me show you how today's kids dominate!\"<br />\"Dodge that ya mouthy blowbag!\"<br /><br />Towards Shondo.<br />\"Not so cute and funny anymore now, are ya?\"<br />\"Gotcha! You miniature abomination!\"<br />\"BANG! BANG! BANG! GET DOMINATED! GET DOMINATED! GET DOMINATED!\"<br /><br />Towards Sniper.<br />\"You owe me a new bike, Sniper Klaus!\"<br />\"I'll send my condolences to your shitcunt wife!\"<br />\"Take that, ya piss throwing dog cunt!\"<br /><br />Towards Soldier.<br />\"On your knees! Soldier boy!\"<br />\"Lend me your rocket, so I can blast you into Hell!\"<br />\"A lot of good that helmet did ya!\"<br /><br />Towards Spy.<br />\"Your gadgets can't hide your slime trail, slugboy!\"<br />\"Aww! Did I get brain matter on your suit?\"<br />\"Not so snooty now, are ya, cruton?\"<br /><br />Towards Mii-chan.<br />\"Tenma-Smash your way out of that you pint-sized Canadian mutt!\"<br />\"I'll finish what your blood pressure has started!\"<br />\"Sneak around that, ya trash eating rodent!\"<br /><br />That's it.",
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"content": "Panko Domination Lines\nWARNING: May contain shitted Pastalian.\n\nToward Calli.\n\"Here's what you and your rap career have in common: You're both dead.\"\n\"You've been reaped by the best, pinkie!\"\n\"Go back to the grave, and take your horses with you.\"\n\nTowards the Demo.\n\"This Italian panda just dominated your Scottish Nigger ass!\"\n\"You should've put down the bottle, rummie.\"\n\"Don't blow yourself up, cyclops. That's my job.\"\n\nTowards the Engineer.\n\"Nice toys you got there. Too bad they blew up with the rest of ya.\"\n\"Burn, Engie, burn! Texas en fuego! Burn, Engie, burn!\"\n\"I stomped a mudhole in your ass, kicked it dry, and took a yellow, bubbly piss in it and all you could do is look at me with a yellow smile!\"\n\nTowards FuwaMoco.\n\"Your smile protecting asses couldn't protect you two from getting killed by me.\"\n\"HapPINESS is two cold puppies.\"\n\"You died as you lived: Sucking in sync.\"\n\nTowards Gooba.\n\"Take that! Ya toothless guppy!\"\n\"I JUST CAUGHT THE WORLD'S DUMBEST SHORK!\"\n\"Holo-EN's best shork, my ass!\"\n\nTowards Heavy.\n\"Slav dance your way into Hell ya blubbery rooskie!\"\n\"Not so Cheeki-Breeki anymore now are ya, fat cakes.\"\n\"I took your Sasha, I took your Sandvich, and now your life!\"\n\nTowards Inis.\n\"Hit the road, dump-uhhkoff, let a real Eurotuber get to work here!\"\n\"I love your death screams, dump-uhhkoff. They make your stench more bearable!\"\n\"While you're busy breaking wind, I'm busy breaking your bones, stinker!\"\n\nTowards Medic.\n\"In the oven with ya, kraut.\"\n\"Back to the operating table, Mengele!\"\n\"I got a couple of useful surgical tools for ya. A noose and a step ladder.\"\n\nMirror Match.\n\"Esci dal mio campo di battaglia, doppelguinea ingobbita!\"\n\"Sei tutto sugo e niente pasta!\"\n\"Torna a Montreal, foglia amante della pizza all'ananas!\"\n\nTowards Pippa.\n\"PIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPI your way to the nearest carwash you pink abomination!\"\n\"Lend me your earpiece. \"This is Pippa, I give myself blowjobs and suck at video games!\" Over!\"\n\"Next time, try mouth wash!\"\n\nTowards Pyro\n\"What sick men sends mutants to fight me?\"\n\"Tag! You're it, Smokey!\"\n\"Consider yourself burnt out you mumbling abomination!\"\n\nTowards Scout.\n\"Flank your way out of that ya spastic little Bostie!\"\n\"Let me show you how today's kids dominate!\"\n\"Dodge that ya mouthy blowbag!\"\n\nTowards Shondo.\n\"Not so cute and funny anymore now, are ya?\"\n\"Gotcha! You miniature abomination!\"\n\"BANG! BANG! BANG! GET DOMINATED! GET DOMINATED! GET DOMINATED!\"\n\nTowards Sniper.\n\"You owe me a new bike, Sniper Klaus!\"\n\"I'll send my condolences to your shitcunt wife!\"\n\"Take that, ya piss throwing dog cunt!\"\n\nTowards Soldier.\n\"On your knees! Soldier boy!\"\n\"Lend me your rocket, so I can blast you into Hell!\"\n\"A lot of good that helmet did ya!\"\n\nTowards Spy.\n\"Your gadgets can't hide your slime trail, slugboy!\"\n\"Aww! Did I get brain matter on your suit?\"\n\"Not so snooty now, are ya, cruton?\"\n\nTowards Mii-chan.\n\"Tenma-Smash your way out of that you pint-sized Canadian mutt!\"\n\"I'll finish what your blood pressure has started!\"\n\"Sneak around that, ya trash eating rodent!\"\n\nThat's it.",
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