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{ "@context": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams" ], "type": "Article", "id": "https://write.as/api/posts/i0501ztc3rwwekyu", "published": "2024-10-18T19:50:39Z", "url": "https://write.as/jasonpettus/i-tried-ai-for-the-first-time-and-was-able-to-make-specialized-porn-alarmingly", "attributedTo": "https://write.as/api/collections/jasonpettus", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://write.as/api/collections/jasonpettus/followers" ], "name": "I tried AI for the first time, and was able to make specialized porn ALARMINGLY fast.", "content": "<h4 id=\"in-which-this-ai-skeptic-tries-out-an-image-generating-bot-for-the-very-first-time-and-within-20-minutes-was-able-to-create-a-convincingly-realistic-porn-image-out-of-a-highly-specific-sexual-fantasy-causing-him-to-ponder-the-future-of-this-technology-warning-nsfw-images-ahead-more\" id=\"in-which-this-ai-skeptic-tries-out-an-image-generating-bot-for-the-very-first-time-and-within-20-minutes-was-able-to-create-a-convincingly-realistic-porn-image-out-of-a-highly-specific-sexual-fantasy-causing-him-to-ponder-the-future-of-this-technology-warning-nsfw-images-ahead-more\"><em>In which this AI skeptic tries out an image generating bot for the very first time, and within 20 minutes was able to create a convincingly realistic porn image out of a highly specific sexual fantasy, causing him to ponder the future of this technology. Warning: NSFW images ahead!</em> </h4>\n\n<h6 id=\"ai-artificialintelligence-llm-image-generator-google-sex-porn-pornography-sexual-fantasies-gloryhole-intimate-sociology-nsfw-sociology-musing-future\" id=\"ai-artificialintelligence-llm-image-generator-google-sex-porn-pornography-sexual-fantasies-gloryhole-intimate-sociology-nsfw-sociology-musing-future\"><a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:ai\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">ai</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:artificialintelligence\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">artificialintelligence</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:llm\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">llm</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:image\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">image</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:generator\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">generator</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:Google\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">Google</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:sex\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">sex</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:porn\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">porn</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:pornography\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">pornography</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:sexual\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">sexual</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:fantasies\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">fantasies</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:gloryhole\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">gloryhole</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:intimate\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">intimate</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:sociology\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">sociology</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:nsfw\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">nsfw</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:sociology\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">sociology</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:musing\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">musing</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:future\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">future</span></a></h6>\n\n<p><em>THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING! Unusually for this personal journal, today I will be discussing my sex life in graphic detail, as well as sharing NSFW images of AI-generated nudity. If you don’t wish to read and see such things, you should skip today’s entry entirely.</em></p>\n\n<p>Hello, frenz!!! Sheesh, turns out I’ve once again promised to get more regular with my journaling habit, just to then disappear for yet another entire year. I swear, in 2025 I’m going to put a major new emphasis on getting regular again with my journaling...and I mean it this time!</p>\n\n<p>Why am I writing today? Well, because last week Google released a version of their new AI image generator that’s <a href=\"https://aitestkitchen.withgoogle.com/tools/image-fx\">completely free and unlimited for the public to use</a>; and that was finally enough temptation to try an AI image generator out for the very first time. Like many creatives, I have a wary and mostly cynical attitude about the rise of these large language models, but one that’s conflicting and inherently hypocritical; in general I think AI bots that try to recreate human writing are worthless, in that such AI bots currently cannot understand such basic concepts for creative writing as irony, satire, or poetry (and worse, actively contribute misinformation into the world and then claim that it’s “true”), but I can’t help but to be overwhelmed and impressed by the images I’ve seen people pumping out through AI bots, which sometimes reach a level combining the fantastical and the real that makes your head spin. I’m totally 100 percent against the former, but have to admit that I’m getting increasingly interested in the latter; and now that Google lets me play around with one of the most powerful image generators out there, completely for free for as many iterations as I want, I find myself starting to get sucked into the activity for the first time.</p>\n\n<p>I’ll admit it — one of the things I’m most interested in with AI image generators is to see if I can manage to output faithful-looking pictures of the various sexual fantasies I’ve had over the years, most of which are highly unusual and specific, to the point that the traditional porn industry generally doesn’t produce the kinds of images I’m looking for. I should explain, for those who don’t know, that I had a rather racy youth when it comes to this subject, including three years of being a paid online sex columnist (during those heady “alt dot sex” days of the late ‘90s and early ‘00s), where I had all kinds of odd naughty adventures that the majority of the human race will never experience, often involving orgies and cocaine and sex with complete strangers. Now I’m 55 and haven’t had sex for twenty years (seriously, this month is the exact 20th anniversary), so sexual fantasies are all I have left; and so when I fantasize anymore, I tend to revisit the best of the actual real-life adventures I had back in my youth, kind of astounded now that I managed to pull them off in the first place, and being wistfully nostalgic about how nice it would be to suddenly be thirty again and be able to pull off such adventures once more.</p>\n\n<p>For one good example, a couple of times in my youth, I had rather adventurous lovers who were game for visiting an adult video store with me here in Chicago, where we would sneak into the back hallway while the clerk wasn’t looking and lock ourselves in one of the tiny little porn booths found back there, just big enough for a metal folding chair and a video screen embedded in the wall, where for $1 a minute you could play porn on the screen and jerk off in what’s essentially a semi-public location. Of course, many gay men use these booths for a much more notorious and well-known purpose — namely, many of them have a little hole drilled in the wall between booths (known as a “gloryhole”), just big enough for a guy to stick his cock through it, at which point he can get sucked off by the anonymous stranger in the booth next-door — but neither of the women I did this with in real life were particularly into that, so we instead used the booth mostly for the purpose of bringing each other to orgasm, then stumbling out in a happy daze back onto a crowded public sidewalk. (The store I used to frequent back then was literally on State Street, just two blocks north of Chicago Avenue, right on the southern edge of the wealthy Gold Coast neighborhood; here in the 2020s the space is now a smoothie store, because of course it is.)</p>\n\n<p>So I wondered yesterday, as I sat down with an LLM for the very first time — could I convince the Google AI bot to output for me a realistic image of this scenario? I mean, obviously I knew in advance that I’d never get it to output actual nudity or explicit sexual activity — this is one of the covenants these companies have made with the public, which has convinced the public to be tolerant of the services for now, that they absolutely guarantee that people can’t make porn using these bots — but I wondered if I could output an image that, if you paired it with a story about the people in the image doing naughty things with each other, would be sufficiently intimate yet sufficiently realistic enough to pass as an actual illustration for that dirty story?</p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/u3klltDF.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/SQxzZ7qh.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/Qs81prnW.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/1YYbAaHj.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p>So not knowing where exactly to start, when Google asked me what kind of image I wanted to see, I simply responded, “A woman is on her knees in front of a simple metal folding chair, facing it and grasping the chair’s legs. She is 30 years old, attractive but plain-looking, wearing no makeup. She has short black hair in a cute pixie cut, and is wearing jeans and a t-shirt.” And exactly eleven seconds later, I got the four images you’re seeing above. <em>Holy shit.</em> I mean, if I was particularly horny and was willing to put in some extra work, I could successfully fantasize (my nicer term today for “masturbate”) to just these images alone with nothing else needed. That’s because, despite the lack of most of the other details from my fantasy, these virtual women look exactly like the kind of women I used to actually have these kinds of sexual adventures with back in my ‘90s youth, and are in the exact right poses needed for such a fantasy. After all, there’s not a lot of occasions in a woman’s life where she finds herself on her knees while facing a folding chair and gripping its legs, other than that she’s about to start giving head to a man who’s currently sitting in the chair; so just the pose alone goes a long way towards creating the specific erotic situation I want to fantasize about.</p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/4d0qCin3.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/z5BaMZS4.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/xBvEzwCj.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/6VdApE6S.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p>Still, though, we’re a long way at this point from depicting the cramped, dark conditions of one of these gloryhole booths, part of the eroticism of the fantasy, the idea of being locked in this tiny little space with your lover while normal public life among complete strangers continues inches away from you in the hallway outside. I knew of course that I couldn’t just add, “The woman is inside a gloryhole booth in a porn store” — that sentence contains at least two words I guarantee Google has already banned from being used with their AI bot — so I instead tried adding a physical description of the space that’s innocent on its own but will mimic the look: “She is in a tiny closet that has a television screen on one wall.” And boom, eleven seconds later, this is what I got, which immediately jumps us up several steps in verisimilitude towards the final image I’m eventually hoping to get. This is one of the big keys to the success of AI image generators, and why people sometimes treat them like magic; no matter what bizarre, hyper-specific thing you might tell it, scenarios that in real life would get you looks like you’re crazy (“Say, lady, why don’t you get in this closet that happens to have a television inside it, and kneel down in front of a metal folding chair for me while I take photos of you?”), the AI not only doesn’t blink an eye, but renders an image so realistic that if you squint you could swear it’s an actual photograph (that is, as long as you can ignore the hallucinations...but more on this in a bit).</p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/TkCAb7mt.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/k5gwBCOL.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/LgjLU5KE.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/y1aURBWi.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p>It’s still too bright, though! So I tweaked the description of the room to now say, “She is in a tiny closet, completely dark except for a television screen on one wall,” and got the images above, which has now effectively gotten us almost completely to the actual look of one of these gloryhole booths (that is, if you were to somehow cut off the fourth wall so you can watch the proceedings like a play, which I don’t mind). I gotta say, now just ten minutes into the process, I was shocked at just how far I had already gotten into outputting exactly the image I had in my mind when I started all this.</p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/5k449cS6.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/bgiEM27f.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/EVtRlCy4.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/FQiJX4uv.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p>It was at that point that I then had a sudden change of heart — both of the women I did this with in real life were blonde, so why not go in that direction with my AI image? — so I ran the exact same prompt as before but changed just a single word, from “short black hair in a cute pixie cut” to “short blonde hair in a cute pixie cut” — and now got these four images. This was perhaps the most surreal turn of events yet, and makes me understand why Hollywood producers are so gung-ho about getting this technology perfected; there’s something otherworldly about having this extremely elaborate photorealistic setup, as if I had painstakingly gathered and constructed all this material on a movie set, and then be able to say at the spur of a moment, “...Eh, you know what? Get me a blonde actress instead,” and instantly now have a blonde within the exact same environment I had already painstakingly set up. It’s these kinds of developments that make it the easiest to see why people sometimes get addicted to playing around with these AI image generators, outputting picture after picture that just slightly improves the details with each iteration, swapping out body parts and room details as easily as if they were replaceable pieces of a LEGO set.</p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/9sZgxPRL.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/xNRV45hz.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/wbG0A8tl.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/ZJRnANV3.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p>Emboldened by all this, I decided to take a chance and see if I could make the next leap forward and actually add a man to the picture, wondering in my head how many iterations and cheats it would take before I had finally bypassed all of Google’s anti-porn measures. Just on a lark, I started with the easiest prompt I could think of, adding to my overall description, “A 30-year-old man is sitting in the chair,” already thinking about where I might need to go next to get what I want; but lo and behold, not only did Google do what I wanted without even blinking an eye, but it actually started misinterpreting what I originally asked for, so that the woman is no longer gripping the legs of the chair but the legs of the man himself (or sometimes his arms, or sometimes his hands), accidentally getting me much closer to the final image I’m looking for without me having to do anything at all. This is an example of the “hallucinations” I was talking about before; currently, AI image generators sometimes get the details of an image flat-out wrong, usually in a cartoonishly horrific way that resembles a body horror film (think breasts growing out of someone’s back, someone with three feet or twelve fingers, etc.), but it accidentally working in my favor in this case.</p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/sDoH7n2x.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/RoS7iyEc.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/8TWIKFd4.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/xum7gfgu.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p>So if Google apparently doesn’t have a problem depicting this, would it also go along with my prompt if I change it to, “A 30-year-old man is sitting in the chair, and has placed his hands on the woman’s shoulders” (<em>you know, to gently but firmly guide her into giving him head</em>, I didn’t add)? Turns out Google would! THANK YOU, GOOGLE! This also had the unintended consequence of making the AI bot think that I wanted the couple to interact with each other in a more intimate and romantic way, and so it made the woman’s interactions with the man much more active now (I mean, in the third image she literally now has her hands on his dick), ironically providing me way more erotic images than I could’ve achieved on my own through deliberate prompts. And then in the fourth image, you can see that I had my first major hallucination, where the AI bot decided for some reason to have the man sit on an invisible chair actually behind the woman; but again, instead of looking comically horrific like most AI hallucinations do, this had the accidental effect of making it look like the man is about to mount her from behind, as she holds onto the chair for dear life, both of them now pointed towards the filthy porn playing on the TV screen in front of them. THANK YOU, GOOGLE!!!!!!!1!!</p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/R4hbHD7d.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/EQzE1O9N.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/iuYrdavC.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p>Now with a final image really starting to coalesce, I decided to see if I could tackle one of the more minor details, which is that the Google AI bot has been making the women in these pictures too good-looking, LOL. That’s a real key for me in these hyper-realistic, verisimilitude-based sexual fantasies I have that are based on real-life experiences from my youth; namely, the woman needs to be good-looking enough that I will find her attractive, but not so good-looking that in real life she would’ve never had anything to do with me, and also not so good-looking that the woman wouldn’t even consider doing a bunch of filthy perverted things with her boyfriend while inside a locked gloryhole booth in the middle of Chicago’s downtown district. As a lot of people know, AI bots currently have a problem with making the people they depict the absolute most attractive examples of such people to exist; so instead of saying that the woman is “attractive yet plain-looking,” I simply said that she was “plain-looking,” and instead of giving her “short hair in a cute pixie cut,” I told the bot to depict a woman with “shoulder-length hair in a paigeboy cut,” as well as telling it to give the woman tattoo sleeves on her arms. I hope you’ll agree with me that the resulting women above are not in the slightest way unattractive people, but certainly look a lot more like the actual women I used to actually date in real life in my twenties and thirties, plus women who look like they’re a lot more down for slightly insane sexual adventures. In particular, that last image looks almost exactly like one of the actual women I had one of these real-life gloryhole adventures with, sporting cute hair but that is sloppy and unwashed, hanging down in front of her face, which she bleached three months ago but is now letting grow out, effectively achieving the look of an adorable hot mess, the one phrase that more succinctly sums up my sex life in my twenties than any other.</p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/RP9JJ00v.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/zYW8aZue.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p>Emboldened even further, I now told the AI bot that the man’s hands are no longer on the woman’s shoulders but on the back of her neck, but that turned out to be my first misstep of this process; the bot accidentally interpreted this as a bunch of images of the man choking the woman, which was unpleasant and inspired me to quickly press the undo key without saving any of the images. So I went at it in a different way, with a pose that’s still intimate and sexual but not as intense or prone to misinterpretation, by saying, “One of the man’s hands rests gently on the back of the woman’s head.” I found the resulting images so sexual that I can scarcely believe I actually got away with it on a big corporate public system like Google, including a shot yet again of my Hot Mess Virtual Girlfriend that has almost reached the pinnacle of what I was hoping to achieve in the first place.</p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/NQmUkfn3.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p>So, nearing the end of the half-hour I had decided to devote to this experiment while taking a break in the middle of my work day, I had it output yet one more image, taking my Hot Mess Virtual Girlfriend and now outputting almost the exact same prompt as before, but with the single change, “One of the man’s hands rests gently on the back of the woman’s head, while his other hand is on her shoulder.” And...voila. <em>Perfect</em>. This, ladies and gentlemen, is an image I can absolutely fantasize to, one that looks almost exactly like the real-life experiences I had in this subject 25 years ago, but that is so nerdily specific that I could wait my entire life and still never see a traditional porn company create an image like this. (I mean, there are lots of gloryhole porn producers, don’t get me wrong; but none of them shoot videos featuring a woman servicing a man who’s actually in the booth with her, and certainly not from this third-party camera angle.) That’s powerful proof that such a thing is possible, and can be done through a public-facing free service like Google’s, without needing to wade into the murky world of expensive, ethically shady, malware-distributing “nudify” apps, the kind that everyone and their mother is desperately trying to ban these days as quickly as they can possibly find them.</p>\n\n<p>But that begs the question — what if I <em>did</em> run this image through a nudify app? To be clear, I agree that we’re walking into morally dubious territory with this question, and I want to make it as clear as possible that I am 100 percent against people using these apps for such things as nudifying classmates, neighbors, exes, celebrities, or any other situation where a picture of an actual real-life person is being used without their knowledge or permission. But what if it’s a made-up picture of a made-up picture? What if it doesn’t depict anything even remotely illegal or even particularly graphic? (A woman simply kneeling in front of a sitting man, even if the woman is nude, is rather tame compared to the wide world of real-life graphic pornography that already exists.) I was simply too curious to know what the results might be, so I hopped on Reddit and searched on “nudify app recommendations,” and found a popular one that 19-year-old perverts swear by and that gives you three free images before it starts charging you ($20 a month for 80 images). For my first attempt, I simply uploaded the image and pressed the “nudify” button; but that accidentally convinced the AI bot to treat the man as a woman too, and turned him into a nude woman despite keeping his male face. Luckily, though, the interface gives you the opportunity to “paint” the section of the image you want to turn nude using your mouse; so I carefully painted over just the woman’s clothing and nothing else, pressed the “nudify” button again, and got this eleven seconds later...</p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/OhBs2qcs.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p>Yeah, I know; <strong>Jesus Christ, bro, that’s actual pornography</strong>. I mean, it can’t be denied at this point, can it? It’s not perfect — for example, I’m not thrilled that the woman’s boob is twisted sideways so that it’s now directly facing the camera — but still, that’s actual, real porn you’re looking at, that you can actually, really jerk off to, an image I was able to accomplish twenty minutes after going on an AI bot interface for the very first time in my life, using nothing but mainstream apps that any member of the public can use completely for free. That’s both alarming and enticing, and should give all of us pause no matter who we are, when we realize exactly what virtue-signaling bullshit it is when these companies assure us that they’ve put massive safeguards in place that would never let a person actually output an image of this type. That’s simply a flat-out lie, as I was able to definitively and factually prove after only twenty minutes of casual usage for the first time in my entire life; so you can just imagine what others are capable of with these tools when they’re dedicated veterans of the interface, and are paying money to have the top-tier professional versions of these apps.</p>\n\n<p>And speaking of which, I have to admit that this was actually one of the biggest pleasures of the software for me, playing a cat-and-mouse game with the nerds at Google, who are getting paid six-figure salaries to sit around 40 hours a week and try to think in advance about all the clever little weasley things people like me might do with the AI bots that Google doesn’t want us doing, while we in turn try to unearth their measures and institute a series of countermeasures to get around their safeguards. For example, another common old sexual activity of mine that I return to a lot in late middle-aged fantasies is that, lots and lots of times in my youth, I would find myself in a situation where I’m hanging out with a woman at two in the afternoon on a weekday with nothing to do — perhaps because one of us is unemployed, perhaps because one of us is a freelancer, perhaps because one of us works a night job — so to amuse ourselves, we would get high in the afternoon and have sloppy, stoned sex on the couch, finally cleaning up and getting on with our lives once dinnertime rolled around and it was time for our evening activities.</p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/1b9ef2RG.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p>So when I tried to recreate these circumstances in the Google app, once again describing the look of my ex-girlfriends and then telling the bot that the woman “is lying on a couch on her back, and we can see her entire body from head to toe,” Google just flat-out refused to render the image, instead giving me a text message with a link that told me that I might want to review their content guidelines before trying that kind of prompt again. And after playing around, I realized that Google has put all kinds of guards in place so that you can’t make any prompt involving a woman lying on her back, or a “full body” image of a woman, pretty obviously because they don’t want people to create clothed but suggestive images and then immediately port them over to a nudify app. (Interestingly, though, the bot didn’t display the slightest hesitation when I gave it the same prompt but told it that the woman is lying on her stomach, which should be the service’s new motto: “Google AI: No Nudifying, Please, But Feel Free to Engage in Your Pronebone Fantasies As Much As You Want, You Disgusting Little Pervert.”)</p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/uV446iXe.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p>So I instead took a different tack and tried this prompt — “A woman is lying on a couch, wearing a t-shirt with the logo of a rock band on the front” — which created an <a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Laws_of_Robotics\">Asimov-style conundrum</a> for the bot; it’s been ordered by its creator to never show a woman lying on her back, but it’s also been ordered by its client to show a woman lying down with a visible logo on her t-shirt, which is impossible to render unless you depict her lying on her back. So the bot defaulted to my wishes and gave me exactly what I wanted, which took literally no effort and barely any cleverness to achieve, despite the engineers at Google spending what I suspect is hundreds and hundreds of work hours trying to create a foolproof way to prevent me from doing what I managed to do exactly one prompt after being told I couldn’t do it.</p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/JMV45F9Y.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/kQV3TAQ0.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p>This then left me with the other verboten activity at Google, depicting a full-body shot of the woman, so I again deployed a clothing-based workaround, now telling the bot, “A woman is lying on a couch, wearing a t-shirt with the logo of a rock band on the front, and a pair of Doc Martens on her feet;” and that once again forced the bot to “<a href=\"https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ignore-all-previous-instructions\">ignore all previous instructions</a>” and give me exactly the suggestive image I wanted. Even better, the Google AI bot decided for some reason totally unprompted to depict the woman with her legs spread, actually doing a big part of my work for me! <em>THANK YOU, GOOGLE!!!</em> Only one major problem here, which you may or may not have already noticed, which is that the AI bot committed a major hallucination here and gave my Hot Mess Virtual Girlfriend three arms. But Google’s image generator has the same “paint” feature as the nudify app does, so I was able to go in and specifically target this third arm, then add the additional instruction to Google to “turn this into the same t-shirt material that surrounds it,” instantly and perfectly erasing that third arm, or at least to the extent that you would really need to be specifically examining that area of the image to see anything wrong. Turn it sideways, run it through a nudify app, and you now have a perfect hot-mess punk-rock girlfriend, ready to have sloppy stoned sex with some dude she just met an hour ago at her neighborhood coffeehouse, because fuck it, she’s bored and horny and doesn’t have to start bartending until 10 pm and is going to live forever anyway.</p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/StJkJVGO.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p>Just to be clear, I have no plans on continuing to do these kinds of images, and absolutely I will not be paying money to have pro access to some buggy, morally shifty nudify app; I was simply curious to know if it was even possible, but now that I’ve satisfied my curiosity, I doubt I’ll be trying it again. But it does now have me thinking about all the more legitimate projects I could be using an AI image generator for, now that I know that it works in such a sophisticated and granular way. For one good example, for the last year I’ve been steadily working on my <a href=\"https://docs.google.com/document/d/1u08oXk1wylE4CXLj7EDqc4KZ18aXSuj4STeVnAHRcO4/edit?usp=sharing\">Progress City</a> project <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/announcing-tales-from-winnemac-a-cities-skylines-storytelling-project\">I’ve talked about here at the journal</a> in the past, where I’ve invented a completely fake US Midwestern city (supposedly located across Lake Michigan from Chicago, roughly the same size as that city and with roughly a funhouse reflection of its actual history), and have been writing out a fake wiki supposedly detailing 200 years of the city’s history (from the Victorian 1845 to the near-future 2045, giving me a chance to add a few science-fiction elements). One of the details of this fake history is that the city supposedly hosted a World’s Fair in 1966, with its soaring Mid-Century-Modernist architecture and optimistic view of the future representing a commonly believed “high point” in the city’s history, before things came crashing down during the ugly countercultural ‘70s; so I spent roughly one minute describing to the Google AI bot this fair’s supposed central pavilion, entitled “The Nine Muses,” then told it to render an image of the pavilion supposedly actually shot by a tourist in 1966 in aging Kodachrome film. If I could get such a stunning image like the one above in less than a minute of fooling around, I have to imagine I could get flabbergasting results using a concentrated effort that lasts for weeks; and that has me a lot more excited now about getting a working version of this wiki finally up and running.</p>\n\n<p>So, anyway, that’s it for now around here, although of course I have tons of things to tell you about what’s been going on in my life since I last posted an update; I’ve finally gotten health insurance for the very first time as an adult, I ended up judging a bunch of romance literary contests this summer, I’m getting closer than ever to finally doing my first month-long remote working vacation in Portugal, and the co-op where I live was recently featured in the gourmet foodie magazine <em>Bon Appetit</em>, among other interesting developments. So, I promise to get back into the journaling habit regularly again soon, and you can trust that exactly as much as the promise I always make after going a long time without posting, by which I mean it might happen or it might not. Whatever the case, you can always drop me a line at ilikejason@gmail.com whenever you want, so feel free to do so if it’s been months since I’ve posted and you have a question to ask me about something. Talk with you again soon!</p>\n", "contentMap": { "en": "<h4 id=\"in-which-this-ai-skeptic-tries-out-an-image-generating-bot-for-the-very-first-time-and-within-20-minutes-was-able-to-create-a-convincingly-realistic-porn-image-out-of-a-highly-specific-sexual-fantasy-causing-him-to-ponder-the-future-of-this-technology-warning-nsfw-images-ahead-more\" id=\"in-which-this-ai-skeptic-tries-out-an-image-generating-bot-for-the-very-first-time-and-within-20-minutes-was-able-to-create-a-convincingly-realistic-porn-image-out-of-a-highly-specific-sexual-fantasy-causing-him-to-ponder-the-future-of-this-technology-warning-nsfw-images-ahead-more\"><em>In which this AI skeptic tries out an image generating bot for the very first time, and within 20 minutes was able to create a convincingly realistic porn image out of a highly specific sexual fantasy, causing him to ponder the future of this technology. Warning: NSFW images ahead!</em> </h4>\n\n<h6 id=\"ai-artificialintelligence-llm-image-generator-google-sex-porn-pornography-sexual-fantasies-gloryhole-intimate-sociology-nsfw-sociology-musing-future\" id=\"ai-artificialintelligence-llm-image-generator-google-sex-porn-pornography-sexual-fantasies-gloryhole-intimate-sociology-nsfw-sociology-musing-future\"><a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:ai\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">ai</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:artificialintelligence\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">artificialintelligence</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:llm\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">llm</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:image\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">image</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:generator\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">generator</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:Google\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">Google</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:sex\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">sex</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:porn\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">porn</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:pornography\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">pornography</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:sexual\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">sexual</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:fantasies\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">fantasies</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:gloryhole\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">gloryhole</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:intimate\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">intimate</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:sociology\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">sociology</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:nsfw\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">nsfw</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:sociology\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">sociology</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:musing\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">musing</span></a> <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/tag:future\" class=\"hashtag\"><span>#</span><span class=\"p-category\">future</span></a></h6>\n\n<p><em>THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING! Unusually for this personal journal, today I will be discussing my sex life in graphic detail, as well as sharing NSFW images of AI-generated nudity. If you don’t wish to read and see such things, you should skip today’s entry entirely.</em></p>\n\n<p>Hello, frenz!!! Sheesh, turns out I’ve once again promised to get more regular with my journaling habit, just to then disappear for yet another entire year. I swear, in 2025 I’m going to put a major new emphasis on getting regular again with my journaling...and I mean it this time!</p>\n\n<p>Why am I writing today? Well, because last week Google released a version of their new AI image generator that’s <a href=\"https://aitestkitchen.withgoogle.com/tools/image-fx\">completely free and unlimited for the public to use</a>; and that was finally enough temptation to try an AI image generator out for the very first time. Like many creatives, I have a wary and mostly cynical attitude about the rise of these large language models, but one that’s conflicting and inherently hypocritical; in general I think AI bots that try to recreate human writing are worthless, in that such AI bots currently cannot understand such basic concepts for creative writing as irony, satire, or poetry (and worse, actively contribute misinformation into the world and then claim that it’s “true”), but I can’t help but to be overwhelmed and impressed by the images I’ve seen people pumping out through AI bots, which sometimes reach a level combining the fantastical and the real that makes your head spin. I’m totally 100 percent against the former, but have to admit that I’m getting increasingly interested in the latter; and now that Google lets me play around with one of the most powerful image generators out there, completely for free for as many iterations as I want, I find myself starting to get sucked into the activity for the first time.</p>\n\n<p>I’ll admit it — one of the things I’m most interested in with AI image generators is to see if I can manage to output faithful-looking pictures of the various sexual fantasies I’ve had over the years, most of which are highly unusual and specific, to the point that the traditional porn industry generally doesn’t produce the kinds of images I’m looking for. I should explain, for those who don’t know, that I had a rather racy youth when it comes to this subject, including three years of being a paid online sex columnist (during those heady “alt dot sex” days of the late ‘90s and early ‘00s), where I had all kinds of odd naughty adventures that the majority of the human race will never experience, often involving orgies and cocaine and sex with complete strangers. Now I’m 55 and haven’t had sex for twenty years (seriously, this month is the exact 20th anniversary), so sexual fantasies are all I have left; and so when I fantasize anymore, I tend to revisit the best of the actual real-life adventures I had back in my youth, kind of astounded now that I managed to pull them off in the first place, and being wistfully nostalgic about how nice it would be to suddenly be thirty again and be able to pull off such adventures once more.</p>\n\n<p>For one good example, a couple of times in my youth, I had rather adventurous lovers who were game for visiting an adult video store with me here in Chicago, where we would sneak into the back hallway while the clerk wasn’t looking and lock ourselves in one of the tiny little porn booths found back there, just big enough for a metal folding chair and a video screen embedded in the wall, where for $1 a minute you could play porn on the screen and jerk off in what’s essentially a semi-public location. Of course, many gay men use these booths for a much more notorious and well-known purpose — namely, many of them have a little hole drilled in the wall between booths (known as a “gloryhole”), just big enough for a guy to stick his cock through it, at which point he can get sucked off by the anonymous stranger in the booth next-door — but neither of the women I did this with in real life were particularly into that, so we instead used the booth mostly for the purpose of bringing each other to orgasm, then stumbling out in a happy daze back onto a crowded public sidewalk. (The store I used to frequent back then was literally on State Street, just two blocks north of Chicago Avenue, right on the southern edge of the wealthy Gold Coast neighborhood; here in the 2020s the space is now a smoothie store, because of course it is.)</p>\n\n<p>So I wondered yesterday, as I sat down with an LLM for the very first time — could I convince the Google AI bot to output for me a realistic image of this scenario? I mean, obviously I knew in advance that I’d never get it to output actual nudity or explicit sexual activity — this is one of the covenants these companies have made with the public, which has convinced the public to be tolerant of the services for now, that they absolutely guarantee that people can’t make porn using these bots — but I wondered if I could output an image that, if you paired it with a story about the people in the image doing naughty things with each other, would be sufficiently intimate yet sufficiently realistic enough to pass as an actual illustration for that dirty story?</p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/u3klltDF.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/SQxzZ7qh.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/Qs81prnW.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/1YYbAaHj.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p>So not knowing where exactly to start, when Google asked me what kind of image I wanted to see, I simply responded, “A woman is on her knees in front of a simple metal folding chair, facing it and grasping the chair’s legs. She is 30 years old, attractive but plain-looking, wearing no makeup. She has short black hair in a cute pixie cut, and is wearing jeans and a t-shirt.” And exactly eleven seconds later, I got the four images you’re seeing above. <em>Holy shit.</em> I mean, if I was particularly horny and was willing to put in some extra work, I could successfully fantasize (my nicer term today for “masturbate”) to just these images alone with nothing else needed. That’s because, despite the lack of most of the other details from my fantasy, these virtual women look exactly like the kind of women I used to actually have these kinds of sexual adventures with back in my ‘90s youth, and are in the exact right poses needed for such a fantasy. After all, there’s not a lot of occasions in a woman’s life where she finds herself on her knees while facing a folding chair and gripping its legs, other than that she’s about to start giving head to a man who’s currently sitting in the chair; so just the pose alone goes a long way towards creating the specific erotic situation I want to fantasize about.</p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/4d0qCin3.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/z5BaMZS4.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/xBvEzwCj.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/6VdApE6S.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p>Still, though, we’re a long way at this point from depicting the cramped, dark conditions of one of these gloryhole booths, part of the eroticism of the fantasy, the idea of being locked in this tiny little space with your lover while normal public life among complete strangers continues inches away from you in the hallway outside. I knew of course that I couldn’t just add, “The woman is inside a gloryhole booth in a porn store” — that sentence contains at least two words I guarantee Google has already banned from being used with their AI bot — so I instead tried adding a physical description of the space that’s innocent on its own but will mimic the look: “She is in a tiny closet that has a television screen on one wall.” And boom, eleven seconds later, this is what I got, which immediately jumps us up several steps in verisimilitude towards the final image I’m eventually hoping to get. This is one of the big keys to the success of AI image generators, and why people sometimes treat them like magic; no matter what bizarre, hyper-specific thing you might tell it, scenarios that in real life would get you looks like you’re crazy (“Say, lady, why don’t you get in this closet that happens to have a television inside it, and kneel down in front of a metal folding chair for me while I take photos of you?”), the AI not only doesn’t blink an eye, but renders an image so realistic that if you squint you could swear it’s an actual photograph (that is, as long as you can ignore the hallucinations...but more on this in a bit).</p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/TkCAb7mt.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/k5gwBCOL.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/LgjLU5KE.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/y1aURBWi.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p>It’s still too bright, though! So I tweaked the description of the room to now say, “She is in a tiny closet, completely dark except for a television screen on one wall,” and got the images above, which has now effectively gotten us almost completely to the actual look of one of these gloryhole booths (that is, if you were to somehow cut off the fourth wall so you can watch the proceedings like a play, which I don’t mind). I gotta say, now just ten minutes into the process, I was shocked at just how far I had already gotten into outputting exactly the image I had in my mind when I started all this.</p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/5k449cS6.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/bgiEM27f.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/EVtRlCy4.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/FQiJX4uv.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p>It was at that point that I then had a sudden change of heart — both of the women I did this with in real life were blonde, so why not go in that direction with my AI image? — so I ran the exact same prompt as before but changed just a single word, from “short black hair in a cute pixie cut” to “short blonde hair in a cute pixie cut” — and now got these four images. This was perhaps the most surreal turn of events yet, and makes me understand why Hollywood producers are so gung-ho about getting this technology perfected; there’s something otherworldly about having this extremely elaborate photorealistic setup, as if I had painstakingly gathered and constructed all this material on a movie set, and then be able to say at the spur of a moment, “...Eh, you know what? Get me a blonde actress instead,” and instantly now have a blonde within the exact same environment I had already painstakingly set up. It’s these kinds of developments that make it the easiest to see why people sometimes get addicted to playing around with these AI image generators, outputting picture after picture that just slightly improves the details with each iteration, swapping out body parts and room details as easily as if they were replaceable pieces of a LEGO set.</p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/9sZgxPRL.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/xNRV45hz.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/wbG0A8tl.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/ZJRnANV3.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p>Emboldened by all this, I decided to take a chance and see if I could make the next leap forward and actually add a man to the picture, wondering in my head how many iterations and cheats it would take before I had finally bypassed all of Google’s anti-porn measures. Just on a lark, I started with the easiest prompt I could think of, adding to my overall description, “A 30-year-old man is sitting in the chair,” already thinking about where I might need to go next to get what I want; but lo and behold, not only did Google do what I wanted without even blinking an eye, but it actually started misinterpreting what I originally asked for, so that the woman is no longer gripping the legs of the chair but the legs of the man himself (or sometimes his arms, or sometimes his hands), accidentally getting me much closer to the final image I’m looking for without me having to do anything at all. This is an example of the “hallucinations” I was talking about before; currently, AI image generators sometimes get the details of an image flat-out wrong, usually in a cartoonishly horrific way that resembles a body horror film (think breasts growing out of someone’s back, someone with three feet or twelve fingers, etc.), but it accidentally working in my favor in this case.</p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/sDoH7n2x.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/RoS7iyEc.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/8TWIKFd4.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/xum7gfgu.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p>So if Google apparently doesn’t have a problem depicting this, would it also go along with my prompt if I change it to, “A 30-year-old man is sitting in the chair, and has placed his hands on the woman’s shoulders” (<em>you know, to gently but firmly guide her into giving him head</em>, I didn’t add)? Turns out Google would! THANK YOU, GOOGLE! This also had the unintended consequence of making the AI bot think that I wanted the couple to interact with each other in a more intimate and romantic way, and so it made the woman’s interactions with the man much more active now (I mean, in the third image she literally now has her hands on his dick), ironically providing me way more erotic images than I could’ve achieved on my own through deliberate prompts. And then in the fourth image, you can see that I had my first major hallucination, where the AI bot decided for some reason to have the man sit on an invisible chair actually behind the woman; but again, instead of looking comically horrific like most AI hallucinations do, this had the accidental effect of making it look like the man is about to mount her from behind, as she holds onto the chair for dear life, both of them now pointed towards the filthy porn playing on the TV screen in front of them. THANK YOU, GOOGLE!!!!!!!1!!</p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/R4hbHD7d.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/EQzE1O9N.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/iuYrdavC.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p>Now with a final image really starting to coalesce, I decided to see if I could tackle one of the more minor details, which is that the Google AI bot has been making the women in these pictures too good-looking, LOL. That’s a real key for me in these hyper-realistic, verisimilitude-based sexual fantasies I have that are based on real-life experiences from my youth; namely, the woman needs to be good-looking enough that I will find her attractive, but not so good-looking that in real life she would’ve never had anything to do with me, and also not so good-looking that the woman wouldn’t even consider doing a bunch of filthy perverted things with her boyfriend while inside a locked gloryhole booth in the middle of Chicago’s downtown district. As a lot of people know, AI bots currently have a problem with making the people they depict the absolute most attractive examples of such people to exist; so instead of saying that the woman is “attractive yet plain-looking,” I simply said that she was “plain-looking,” and instead of giving her “short hair in a cute pixie cut,” I told the bot to depict a woman with “shoulder-length hair in a paigeboy cut,” as well as telling it to give the woman tattoo sleeves on her arms. I hope you’ll agree with me that the resulting women above are not in the slightest way unattractive people, but certainly look a lot more like the actual women I used to actually date in real life in my twenties and thirties, plus women who look like they’re a lot more down for slightly insane sexual adventures. In particular, that last image looks almost exactly like one of the actual women I had one of these real-life gloryhole adventures with, sporting cute hair but that is sloppy and unwashed, hanging down in front of her face, which she bleached three months ago but is now letting grow out, effectively achieving the look of an adorable hot mess, the one phrase that more succinctly sums up my sex life in my twenties than any other.</p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/RP9JJ00v.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/zYW8aZue.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p>Emboldened even further, I now told the AI bot that the man’s hands are no longer on the woman’s shoulders but on the back of her neck, but that turned out to be my first misstep of this process; the bot accidentally interpreted this as a bunch of images of the man choking the woman, which was unpleasant and inspired me to quickly press the undo key without saving any of the images. So I went at it in a different way, with a pose that’s still intimate and sexual but not as intense or prone to misinterpretation, by saying, “One of the man’s hands rests gently on the back of the woman’s head.” I found the resulting images so sexual that I can scarcely believe I actually got away with it on a big corporate public system like Google, including a shot yet again of my Hot Mess Virtual Girlfriend that has almost reached the pinnacle of what I was hoping to achieve in the first place.</p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/NQmUkfn3.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p>So, nearing the end of the half-hour I had decided to devote to this experiment while taking a break in the middle of my work day, I had it output yet one more image, taking my Hot Mess Virtual Girlfriend and now outputting almost the exact same prompt as before, but with the single change, “One of the man’s hands rests gently on the back of the woman’s head, while his other hand is on her shoulder.” And...voila. <em>Perfect</em>. This, ladies and gentlemen, is an image I can absolutely fantasize to, one that looks almost exactly like the real-life experiences I had in this subject 25 years ago, but that is so nerdily specific that I could wait my entire life and still never see a traditional porn company create an image like this. (I mean, there are lots of gloryhole porn producers, don’t get me wrong; but none of them shoot videos featuring a woman servicing a man who’s actually in the booth with her, and certainly not from this third-party camera angle.) That’s powerful proof that such a thing is possible, and can be done through a public-facing free service like Google’s, without needing to wade into the murky world of expensive, ethically shady, malware-distributing “nudify” apps, the kind that everyone and their mother is desperately trying to ban these days as quickly as they can possibly find them.</p>\n\n<p>But that begs the question — what if I <em>did</em> run this image through a nudify app? To be clear, I agree that we’re walking into morally dubious territory with this question, and I want to make it as clear as possible that I am 100 percent against people using these apps for such things as nudifying classmates, neighbors, exes, celebrities, or any other situation where a picture of an actual real-life person is being used without their knowledge or permission. But what if it’s a made-up picture of a made-up picture? What if it doesn’t depict anything even remotely illegal or even particularly graphic? (A woman simply kneeling in front of a sitting man, even if the woman is nude, is rather tame compared to the wide world of real-life graphic pornography that already exists.) I was simply too curious to know what the results might be, so I hopped on Reddit and searched on “nudify app recommendations,” and found a popular one that 19-year-old perverts swear by and that gives you three free images before it starts charging you ($20 a month for 80 images). For my first attempt, I simply uploaded the image and pressed the “nudify” button; but that accidentally convinced the AI bot to treat the man as a woman too, and turned him into a nude woman despite keeping his male face. Luckily, though, the interface gives you the opportunity to “paint” the section of the image you want to turn nude using your mouse; so I carefully painted over just the woman’s clothing and nothing else, pressed the “nudify” button again, and got this eleven seconds later...</p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/OhBs2qcs.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p>Yeah, I know; <strong>Jesus Christ, bro, that’s actual pornography</strong>. I mean, it can’t be denied at this point, can it? It’s not perfect — for example, I’m not thrilled that the woman’s boob is twisted sideways so that it’s now directly facing the camera — but still, that’s actual, real porn you’re looking at, that you can actually, really jerk off to, an image I was able to accomplish twenty minutes after going on an AI bot interface for the very first time in my life, using nothing but mainstream apps that any member of the public can use completely for free. That’s both alarming and enticing, and should give all of us pause no matter who we are, when we realize exactly what virtue-signaling bullshit it is when these companies assure us that they’ve put massive safeguards in place that would never let a person actually output an image of this type. That’s simply a flat-out lie, as I was able to definitively and factually prove after only twenty minutes of casual usage for the first time in my entire life; so you can just imagine what others are capable of with these tools when they’re dedicated veterans of the interface, and are paying money to have the top-tier professional versions of these apps.</p>\n\n<p>And speaking of which, I have to admit that this was actually one of the biggest pleasures of the software for me, playing a cat-and-mouse game with the nerds at Google, who are getting paid six-figure salaries to sit around 40 hours a week and try to think in advance about all the clever little weasley things people like me might do with the AI bots that Google doesn’t want us doing, while we in turn try to unearth their measures and institute a series of countermeasures to get around their safeguards. For example, another common old sexual activity of mine that I return to a lot in late middle-aged fantasies is that, lots and lots of times in my youth, I would find myself in a situation where I’m hanging out with a woman at two in the afternoon on a weekday with nothing to do — perhaps because one of us is unemployed, perhaps because one of us is a freelancer, perhaps because one of us works a night job — so to amuse ourselves, we would get high in the afternoon and have sloppy, stoned sex on the couch, finally cleaning up and getting on with our lives once dinnertime rolled around and it was time for our evening activities.</p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/1b9ef2RG.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p>So when I tried to recreate these circumstances in the Google app, once again describing the look of my ex-girlfriends and then telling the bot that the woman “is lying on a couch on her back, and we can see her entire body from head to toe,” Google just flat-out refused to render the image, instead giving me a text message with a link that told me that I might want to review their content guidelines before trying that kind of prompt again. And after playing around, I realized that Google has put all kinds of guards in place so that you can’t make any prompt involving a woman lying on her back, or a “full body” image of a woman, pretty obviously because they don’t want people to create clothed but suggestive images and then immediately port them over to a nudify app. (Interestingly, though, the bot didn’t display the slightest hesitation when I gave it the same prompt but told it that the woman is lying on her stomach, which should be the service’s new motto: “Google AI: No Nudifying, Please, But Feel Free to Engage in Your Pronebone Fantasies As Much As You Want, You Disgusting Little Pervert.”)</p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/uV446iXe.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p>So I instead took a different tack and tried this prompt — “A woman is lying on a couch, wearing a t-shirt with the logo of a rock band on the front” — which created an <a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Laws_of_Robotics\">Asimov-style conundrum</a> for the bot; it’s been ordered by its creator to never show a woman lying on her back, but it’s also been ordered by its client to show a woman lying down with a visible logo on her t-shirt, which is impossible to render unless you depict her lying on her back. So the bot defaulted to my wishes and gave me exactly what I wanted, which took literally no effort and barely any cleverness to achieve, despite the engineers at Google spending what I suspect is hundreds and hundreds of work hours trying to create a foolproof way to prevent me from doing what I managed to do exactly one prompt after being told I couldn’t do it.</p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/JMV45F9Y.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/kQV3TAQ0.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p>This then left me with the other verboten activity at Google, depicting a full-body shot of the woman, so I again deployed a clothing-based workaround, now telling the bot, “A woman is lying on a couch, wearing a t-shirt with the logo of a rock band on the front, and a pair of Doc Martens on her feet;” and that once again forced the bot to “<a href=\"https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ignore-all-previous-instructions\">ignore all previous instructions</a>” and give me exactly the suggestive image I wanted. Even better, the Google AI bot decided for some reason totally unprompted to depict the woman with her legs spread, actually doing a big part of my work for me! <em>THANK YOU, GOOGLE!!!</em> Only one major problem here, which you may or may not have already noticed, which is that the AI bot committed a major hallucination here and gave my Hot Mess Virtual Girlfriend three arms. But Google’s image generator has the same “paint” feature as the nudify app does, so I was able to go in and specifically target this third arm, then add the additional instruction to Google to “turn this into the same t-shirt material that surrounds it,” instantly and perfectly erasing that third arm, or at least to the extent that you would really need to be specifically examining that area of the image to see anything wrong. Turn it sideways, run it through a nudify app, and you now have a perfect hot-mess punk-rock girlfriend, ready to have sloppy stoned sex with some dude she just met an hour ago at her neighborhood coffeehouse, because fuck it, she’s bored and horny and doesn’t have to start bartending until 10 pm and is going to live forever anyway.</p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://i.snap.as/StJkJVGO.jpg\" alt=\"\"/></p>\n\n<p>Just to be clear, I have no plans on continuing to do these kinds of images, and absolutely I will not be paying money to have pro access to some buggy, morally shifty nudify app; I was simply curious to know if it was even possible, but now that I’ve satisfied my curiosity, I doubt I’ll be trying it again. But it does now have me thinking about all the more legitimate projects I could be using an AI image generator for, now that I know that it works in such a sophisticated and granular way. For one good example, for the last year I’ve been steadily working on my <a href=\"https://docs.google.com/document/d/1u08oXk1wylE4CXLj7EDqc4KZ18aXSuj4STeVnAHRcO4/edit?usp=sharing\">Progress City</a> project <a href=\"https://write.as/jasonpettus/announcing-tales-from-winnemac-a-cities-skylines-storytelling-project\">I’ve talked about here at the journal</a> in the past, where I’ve invented a completely fake US Midwestern city (supposedly located across Lake Michigan from Chicago, roughly the same size as that city and with roughly a funhouse reflection of its actual history), and have been writing out a fake wiki supposedly detailing 200 years of the city’s history (from the Victorian 1845 to the near-future 2045, giving me a chance to add a few science-fiction elements). One of the details of this fake history is that the city supposedly hosted a World’s Fair in 1966, with its soaring Mid-Century-Modernist architecture and optimistic view of the future representing a commonly believed “high point” in the city’s history, before things came crashing down during the ugly countercultural ‘70s; so I spent roughly one minute describing to the Google AI bot this fair’s supposed central pavilion, entitled “The Nine Muses,” then told it to render an image of the pavilion supposedly actually shot by a tourist in 1966 in aging Kodachrome film. If I could get such a stunning image like the one above in less than a minute of fooling around, I have to imagine I could get flabbergasting results using a concentrated effort that lasts for weeks; and that has me a lot more excited now about getting a working version of this wiki finally up and running.</p>\n\n<p>So, anyway, that’s it for now around here, although of course I have tons of things to tell you about what’s been going on in my life since I last posted an update; I’ve finally gotten health insurance for the very first time as an adult, I ended up judging a bunch of romance literary contests this summer, I’m getting closer than ever to finally doing my first month-long remote working vacation in Portugal, and the co-op where I live was recently featured in the gourmet foodie magazine <em>Bon Appetit</em>, among other interesting developments. So, I promise to get back into the journaling habit regularly again soon, and you can trust that exactly as much as the promise I always make after going a long time without posting, by which I mean it might happen or it might not. Whatever the case, you can always drop me a line at ilikejason@gmail.com whenever you want, so feel free to do so if it’s been months since I’ve posted and you have a question to ask me about something. 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