ActivityPub Viewer

A small tool to view real-world ActivityPub objects as JSON! Enter a URL or username from Mastodon or a similar service below, and we'll send a request with the right Accept header to the server to view the underlying object.

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{ "@context": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams", { "ostatus": "http://ostatus.org#", "atomUri": "ostatus:atomUri", "inReplyToAtomUri": "ostatus:inReplyToAtomUri", "conversation": "ostatus:conversation", "sensitive": "as:sensitive", "toot": "http://joinmastodon.org/ns#", "votersCount": "toot:votersCount", "blurhash": "toot:blurhash", "focalPoint": { "@container": "@list", "@id": "toot:focalPoint" }, "Hashtag": "as:Hashtag" } ], "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/outbox?min_id=0&page=true", "type": "OrderedCollectionPage", "prev": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/outbox?min_id=113369070541120906&page=true", "partOf": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/outbox", "orderedItems": [ { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/113369070541120906/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash", "published": "2024-10-25T16:45:33Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/113369070541120906", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2024-10-25T16:45:33Z", "url": "https://stoat.zone/@ash/113369070541120906", "attributedTo": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/113369070541120906", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:stoat.zone,2024-10-25:objectId=1651952:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>I think I have to take a hot second and organize my office because frankly the dusty clutter vibes are becoming abysmal</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>I think I have to take a hot second and organize my office because frankly the dusty clutter vibes are becoming abysmal</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/113369070541120906/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/113369070541120906/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/113369070541120906/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/113369070541120906/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 4 }, "shares": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/113369070541120906/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/113178703503667137/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash", "published": "2024-09-22T01:52:43Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/113178703503667137", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2024-09-22T01:52:43Z", "url": "https://stoat.zone/@ash/113178703503667137", "attributedTo": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/113178703503667137", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:stoat.zone,2024-09-22:objectId=1503665:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>Instapaper did a thing</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>Instapaper did a thing</p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/png", "url": "https://cdn.masto.host/stoatzone/media_attachments/files/113/178/703/214/257/786/original/6a94debe300ef341.png", "name": null, "blurhash": "U04LUW_N9ED*~pIaxUIV?aD*obog~q?HD*M{", "width": 1179, "height": 769 } ], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/113178703503667137/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/113178703503667137/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/113178703503667137/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/113178703503667137/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 3 }, "shares": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/113178703503667137/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/113002987840631376/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash", "published": "2024-08-22T01:05:54Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/113002987840631376", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2024-08-22T01:05:54Z", "url": "https://stoat.zone/@ash/113002987840631376", "attributedTo": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/113002987840631376", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:stoat.zone,2024-08-22:objectId=1372374:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>oh sHUT THE FUCK UP</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>oh sHUT THE FUCK UP</p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/png", "url": "https://cdn.masto.host/stoatzone/media_attachments/files/113/002/987/486/595/475/original/47cf71002289dc3d.png", "name": null, "blurhash": "U46kbS~p-os+_3_2-;xtIAxu%MayNGIVMyIU", "width": 1179, "height": 465 } ], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/113002987840631376/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/113002987840631376/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/113002987840631376/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/113002987840631376/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 4 }, "shares": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/113002987840631376/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112991525732642282/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash", "published": "2024-08-20T00:30:57Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112991525732642282", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2024-08-20T00:30:57Z", "url": "https://stoat.zone/@ash/112991525732642282", "attributedTo": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112991525732642282", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:stoat.zone,2024-08-20:objectId=1363632:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>honestly lotta Neil Degrasse Tyson wannabe asses out here</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>honestly lotta Neil Degrasse Tyson wannabe asses out here</p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/png", "url": "https://cdn.masto.host/stoatzone/media_attachments/files/112/991/525/417/449/842/original/3562c527d5cd2170.png", "name": null, "blurhash": "U57BQ3m.EJR54Tx[-qof_MR6SceoDjjZxus:", "width": 1179, "height": 2556 } ], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112991525732642282/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112991525732642282/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112991525732642282/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112991525732642282/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 2 }, "shares": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112991525732642282/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112991519437060234/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash", "published": "2024-08-20T00:29:20Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112991519437060234", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2024-08-20T00:29:20Z", "url": "https://stoat.zone/@ash/112991519437060234", "attributedTo": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112991519437060234", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:stoat.zone,2024-08-20:objectId=1363628:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>some real iT’S aCtuALlY WhOM energy here</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>some real iT’S aCtuALlY WhOM energy here</p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/png", "url": "https://cdn.masto.host/stoatzone/media_attachments/files/112/991/519/149/595/404/original/1a75c68875b8e0d8.png", "name": null, "blurhash": "U77-TXWtSyxY-BSzaLk90gs7bXM|59-.%2WF", "width": 1179, "height": 2556 } ], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112991519437060234/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112991519437060234/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112991519437060234/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112991519437060234/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 1 }, "shares": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112991519437060234/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112991476956461249/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash", "published": "2024-08-20T00:18:32Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112991476956461249", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2024-08-20T00:18:32Z", "url": "https://stoat.zone/@ash/112991476956461249", "attributedTo": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112991476956461249", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:stoat.zone,2024-08-20:objectId=1363595:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>I bet the Sky Guide description of the full moon was written by a bunch of Dawkins fans</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>I bet the Sky Guide description of the full moon was written by a bunch of Dawkins fans</p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/png", "url": "https://cdn.masto.host/stoatzone/media_attachments/files/112/991/476/677/717/353/original/663cc01b0ce42b90.png", "name": null, "blurhash": "U15=62-;00%Mb0WBt7ay9ZRja{WBt8j[ofWB", "width": 1179, "height": 2556 } ], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112991476956461249/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112991476956461249/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112991476956461249/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112991476956461249/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 2 }, "shares": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112991476956461249/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112910322226767530/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash", "published": "2024-08-05T16:19:49Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/followers", "https://stoat.zone/users/taalumot" ], "object": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112910322226767530", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": "https://stoat.zone/users/taalumot/statuses/112910179738343325", "published": "2024-08-05T16:19:49Z", "url": "https://stoat.zone/@ash/112910322226767530", "attributedTo": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/followers", "https://stoat.zone/users/taalumot" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112910322226767530", "inReplyToAtomUri": "https://stoat.zone/users/taalumot/statuses/112910179738343325", "conversation": "tag:stoat.zone,2024-08-05:objectId=1302603:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://stoat.zone/@taalumot\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>taalumot</span></a></span> I can’t stop reading this to the tune that deuteronomy has when sung along to the jingle we had in high school rELiGiOn ClAsS to remember the Pentateuch</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://stoat.zone/@taalumot\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>taalumot</span></a></span> I can’t stop reading this to the tune that deuteronomy has when sung along to the jingle we had in high school rELiGiOn ClAsS to remember the Pentateuch</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [ { "type": "Mention", "href": "https://stoat.zone/users/taalumot", "name": "@taalumot" } ], "replies": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112910322226767530/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112910322226767530/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112910322226767530/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112910322226767530/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 4 }, "shares": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112910322226767530/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112248037444678724/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash", "published": "2024-04-10T17:12:06Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112248037444678724", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2024-04-10T17:12:06Z", "url": "https://stoat.zone/@ash/112248037444678724", "attributedTo": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112248037444678724", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:stoat.zone,2024-04-10:objectId=860581:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>in further <a href=\"https://stoat.zone/tags/astrologergood\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>astrologergood</span></a> I almost completely fucking bungled this major client deadline, literally the first time in my career I have nearly done such a thing, due to nobody respecting my workday boundaries at home, during eclipses across my 4th/10th axis. yes the NN was in the 4th, pooping out the SN in my 10th, thank you so much, shut up</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>in further <a href=\"https://stoat.zone/tags/astrologergood\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>astrologergood</span></a> I almost completely fucking bungled this major client deadline, literally the first time in my career I have nearly done such a thing, due to nobody respecting my workday boundaries at home, during eclipses across my 4th/10th axis. yes the NN was in the 4th, pooping out the SN in my 10th, thank you so much, shut up</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [ { "type": "Hashtag", "href": "https://stoat.zone/tags/astrologergood", "name": "#astrologergood" } ], "replies": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112248037444678724/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112248037444678724/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112248037444678724/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112248037444678724/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 3 }, "shares": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/112248037444678724/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111983566934482317/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash", "published": "2024-02-24T00:13:46Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/followers", "https://stoat.zone/users/taalumot" ], "object": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111983566934482317", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": "https://stoat.zone/users/taalumot/statuses/111983040191772624", "published": "2024-02-24T00:13:46Z", "url": "https://stoat.zone/@ash/111983566934482317", "attributedTo": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/followers", "https://stoat.zone/users/taalumot" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111983566934482317", "inReplyToAtomUri": "https://stoat.zone/users/taalumot/statuses/111983040191772624", "conversation": "tag:stoat.zone,2024-02-23:objectId=694988:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://stoat.zone/@taalumot\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>taalumot</span></a></span> NERGALL•E</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://stoat.zone/@taalumot\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>taalumot</span></a></span> NERGALL•E</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [ { "type": "Mention", "href": "https://stoat.zone/users/taalumot", "name": "@taalumot" } ], "replies": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111983566934482317/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111983566934482317/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111983566934482317/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111983566934482317/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 2 }, "shares": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111983566934482317/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111715579281559312/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash", "published": "2024-01-07T16:20:59Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/followers", "https://stoat.zone/users/openskywitch" ], "object": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111715579281559312", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": "https://stoat.zone/users/openskywitch/statuses/111715547171682814", "published": "2024-01-07T16:20:59Z", "url": "https://stoat.zone/@ash/111715579281559312", "attributedTo": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/followers", "https://stoat.zone/users/openskywitch" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111715579281559312", "inReplyToAtomUri": "https://stoat.zone/users/openskywitch/statuses/111715547171682814", "conversation": "tag:stoat.zone,2024-01-07:objectId=507763:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://stoat.zone/@openskywitch\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>openskywitch</span></a></span> KHASANTI I AM SPLUTTER LAUGHING</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://stoat.zone/@openskywitch\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>openskywitch</span></a></span> KHASANTI I AM SPLUTTER LAUGHING</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [ { "type": 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"https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111687289227568425", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2024-01-02T16:26:27Z", "url": "https://stoat.zone/@ash/111687289227568425", "attributedTo": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111687289227568425", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:stoat.zone,2024-01-02:objectId=488966:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>a fact about me is I FUCKING HATE calling birds “birb”</p><p>sorry I’m just having a blood pressure moment as I scroll my main timeline</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>a fact about me is I FUCKING HATE calling birds “birb”</p><p>sorry I’m just having a blood pressure moment as I scroll my main timeline</p>" }, "updated": "2024-01-02T16:26:51Z", "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": 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"published": "2023-12-21T12:02:17Z", "url": "https://stoat.zone/@ash/111618302738457492", "attributedTo": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111618302738457492", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:stoat.zone,2023-12-21:objectId=466109:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>Had my first drink in almost a year last night, a Tecate on a Mexican dinner date (a DATE), and it basically removed my brain and placed it on the chair beside me for an hour and honestly I’m still riding the relaxation high. Can’t decide if that’s bad or good lmao</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>Had my first drink in almost a year last night, a Tecate on a Mexican dinner date (a DATE), and it basically removed my brain and placed it on the chair beside me for an hour and honestly I’m still riding the relaxation high. Can’t decide if that’s bad or good lmao</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111618302738457492/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111618302738457492/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111618302738457492/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111618302738457492/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 3 }, "shares": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111618302738457492/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111211435686246462/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash", "published": "2023-10-10T15:30:38Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/followers", "https://blue-sky.world/users/phil", "https://mastodon.online/users/JHDinosaurBones" ], "object": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111211435686246462", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": "https://blue-sky.world/users/phil/statuses/111210967908897536", "published": "2023-10-10T15:30:38Z", "url": "https://stoat.zone/@ash/111211435686246462", "attributedTo": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/followers", "https://blue-sky.world/users/phil", "https://mastodon.online/users/JHDinosaurBones" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111211435686246462", "inReplyToAtomUri": "https://blue-sky.world/users/phil/statuses/111210967908897536", "conversation": "tag:blue-sky.world,2023-10-09:objectId=27993:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://blue-sky.world/@phil\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>phil</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.online/@JHDinosaurBones\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>JHDinosaurBones</span></a></span> OMG GRATS JESSE</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://blue-sky.world/@phil\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>phil</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.online/@JHDinosaurBones\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>JHDinosaurBones</span></a></span> OMG GRATS JESSE</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [ { "type": "Mention", "href": "https://blue-sky.world/users/phil", "name": "@phil@blue-sky.world" }, { "type": "Mention", "href": "https://mastodon.online/users/JHDinosaurBones", "name": "@JHDinosaurBones@mastodon.online" } ], "replies": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111211435686246462/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111211435686246462/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111211435686246462/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111211435686246462/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 3 }, "shares": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111211435686246462/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111202497084628321/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash", "published": "2023-10-09T01:37:26Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/followers", "https://blue-sky.world/users/phil", "https://mastodon.online/users/JHDinosaurBones" ], "object": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111202497084628321", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": "https://blue-sky.world/users/phil/statuses/111202334126938753", "published": "2023-10-09T01:37:26Z", "url": "https://stoat.zone/@ash/111202497084628321", "attributedTo": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/followers", "https://blue-sky.world/users/phil", "https://mastodon.online/users/JHDinosaurBones" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111202497084628321", "inReplyToAtomUri": "https://blue-sky.world/users/phil/statuses/111202334126938753", "conversation": "tag:blue-sky.world,2023-10-09:objectId=27993:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://blue-sky.world/@phil\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>phil</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.online/@JHDinosaurBones\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>JHDinosaurBones</span></a></span> am I in a race?? Should I start squeezing?? (I’m on the induction waitlist for October 19)</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://blue-sky.world/@phil\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>phil</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.online/@JHDinosaurBones\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>JHDinosaurBones</span></a></span> am I in a race?? Should I start squeezing?? (I’m on the induction waitlist for October 19)</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [ { "type": "Mention", "href": "https://blue-sky.world/users/phil", "name": "@phil@blue-sky.world" }, { "type": "Mention", "href": "https://mastodon.online/users/JHDinosaurBones", "name": "@JHDinosaurBones@mastodon.online" } ], "replies": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111202497084628321/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111202497084628321/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111202497084628321/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111202497084628321/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 3 }, "shares": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111202497084628321/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111154317593377623/activity", "type": 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translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://blue-sky.world/@phil\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>phil</span></a></span> I’m really glad this is where this accounts timeline loaded this morning lmao</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://blue-sky.world/@phil\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>phil</span></a></span> I’m really glad this is where this accounts timeline loaded this morning lmao</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [ { "type": "Mention", "href": "https://blue-sky.world/users/phil", "name": "@phil@blue-sky.world" } ], "replies": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111154317593377623/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111154317593377623/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111154317593377623/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": 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"https://blue-sky.world/users/phil" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111154301854502782", "inReplyToAtomUri": "https://blue-sky.world/users/phil/statuses/111151050219987644", "conversation": "tag:blue-sky.world,2023-09-29:objectId=25900:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://blue-sky.world/@phil\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>phil</span></a></span> SHRIEKING</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://blue-sky.world/@phil\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>phil</span></a></span> SHRIEKING</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [ { "type": "Mention", "href": "https://blue-sky.world/users/phil", "name": "@phil@blue-sky.world" } ], "replies": { "id": "https://stoat.zone/users/ash/statuses/111154301854502782/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": 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