ActivityPub Viewer

A small tool to view real-world ActivityPub objects as JSON! Enter a URL or username from Mastodon or a similar service below, and we'll send a request with the right Accept header to the server to view the underlying object.

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{ "@context": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams", { "ostatus": "http://ostatus.org#", "atomUri": "ostatus:atomUri", "inReplyToAtomUri": "ostatus:inReplyToAtomUri", "conversation": "ostatus:conversation", "sensitive": "as:sensitive", "toot": "http://joinmastodon.org/ns#", "votersCount": "toot:votersCount", "blurhash": "toot:blurhash", "focalPoint": { "@container": "@list", "@id": "toot:focalPoint" }, "Hashtag": "as:Hashtag" } ], "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/outbox?min_id=0&page=true", "type": "OrderedCollectionPage", "next": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/outbox?max_id=109547696916761297&page=true", "prev": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/outbox?min_id=109610675164490856&page=true", "partOf": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/outbox", "orderedItems": [ { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109610675164490856/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "published": "2022-12-31T22:36:11Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109610675164490856", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2022-12-31T22:36:11Z", "url": "https://spore.social/@iBlame/109610675164490856", "attributedTo": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109610675164490856", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:spore.social,2022-12-31:objectId=1911675:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>If there were a Goats With Threatening Auras competition Chivo would lurch home with the trophy. <a href=\"https://spore.social/tags/GoatsOfMastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>GoatsOfMastodon</span></a></p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>If there were a Goats With Threatening Auras competition Chivo would lurch home with the trophy. <a href=\"https://spore.social/tags/GoatsOfMastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>GoatsOfMastodon</span></a></p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://spore.social/system/media_attachments/files/109/610/633/159/244/195/original/e8ff51f8630ecf3a.jpeg", "name": "Head shot of a black goat with glowing yellow eyes, long asymmetrical horns, and a gaping mouth revealing a pink tongue. A smattering of white hairs in his coat makes him look shabby. His general vibe is sort of scary and alarming ", "blurhash": "URC$_lo}~St6=tM|$$WBV@oeR.ofadjZbaof", "focalPoint": [ 0.119906868451688, 0.16133518776077882 ], "width": 1276, "height": 1276 } ], "tag": [ { "type": "Hashtag", "href": "https://spore.social/tags/goatsofmastodon", "name": "#goatsofmastodon" } ], "replies": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109610675164490856/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109610675164490856/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109610675164490856/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109610675164490856/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 17 }, "shares": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109610675164490856/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 2 } } }, { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109609809819526053/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "published": "2022-12-31T18:56:07Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109609809819526053", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2022-12-31T18:56:07Z", "url": "https://spore.social/@iBlame/109609809819526053", "attributedTo": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109609809819526053", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:spore.social,2022-12-31:objectId=1891571:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>Have just discovered why my considerable efforts at training these unruly goats not to mob people have resoundingly failed; Horse Whisperer has been hand-feeding’em mints on the sly and thinks it’s cute when they jump up on him. Kill me now. <a href=\"https://spore.social/tags/GoatsOfMastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>GoatsOfMastodon</span></a></p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>Have just discovered why my considerable efforts at training these unruly goats not to mob people have resoundingly failed; Horse Whisperer has been hand-feeding’em mints on the sly and thinks it’s cute when they jump up on him. Kill me now. <a href=\"https://spore.social/tags/GoatsOfMastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>GoatsOfMastodon</span></a></p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://spore.social/system/media_attachments/files/109/609/777/983/621/923/original/85c1f26774d702d3.jpeg", "name": "Outside under a blue sky, next to a board fence. Dude with his back to us is in the center of a trio of VERY attentive large goats. The smallest one is jumping on the dude like a dog. His front feet are on the dude’s shoulder.", "blurhash": "UUFO_$tnr:NH5_JEi]t7%jbeRiozJZkYn#Rk", "focalPoint": [ -0.1781140861466822, 0.27399165507649514 ], "width": 892, "height": 1260 } ], "tag": [ { "type": "Hashtag", "href": "https://spore.social/tags/goatsofmastodon", "name": "#goatsofmastodon" } ], "replies": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109609809819526053/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109609809819526053/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109609809819526053/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109609809819526053/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 13 }, "shares": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109609809819526053/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 1 } } }, { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109608443374487458/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "published": "2022-12-31T13:08:36Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109608443374487458", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2022-12-31T13:08:36Z", "url": "https://spore.social/@iBlame/109608443374487458", "attributedTo": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109608443374487458", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:spore.social,2022-12-31:objectId=1858265:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>My otherwise docile yellow Lab’s remarks to the UPS truck are so effin loud they trigger a dangerous noise-level warning on my phone. Yesterday she topped out at 109 dB. Gotta hand it to her, though; her success rate at scaring the truck away is 100%.</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>My otherwise docile yellow Lab’s remarks to the UPS truck are so effin loud they trigger a dangerous noise-level warning on my phone. Yesterday she topped out at 109 dB. Gotta hand it to her, though; her success rate at scaring the truck away is 100%.</p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://spore.social/system/media_attachments/files/109/608/419/917/657/383/original/44547ba27ad37172.jpeg", "name": "Screenshot of a noise notification on my phone. Text reads: “Summary\n\n NOISE NOTIFICATIONS Dec 27 | X Sound levels hit 90 decibels. Around 30 minutes at this level can cause temporary hearing loss. More details... \n\nMAX 109 90 dB 2:25 PM 2:40 PM”", "blurhash": "UGSFtmR*xat7I8RkRnt6oijYRikCtpayjEfR", "focalPoint": [ 0, 0 ], "width": 1179, "height": 1239 } ], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109608443374487458/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109608443374487458/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109608443374487458/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109608443374487458/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 6 }, "shares": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109608443374487458/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109603887301157483/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "published": "2022-12-30T17:49:56Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109603887301157483", "type": "Note", "summary": "Goddam good brunch", "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2022-12-30T17:49:56Z", "url": "https://spore.social/@iBlame/109603887301157483", "attributedTo": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "sensitive": true, "atomUri": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109603887301157483", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:spore.social,2022-12-30:objectId=1779514:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>Butches, after over a month of trial and error, I have at last perfected the 6” spinach-and-mushroom frittata, right down to the timing of my egg-enabling digestive enzyme pills. The dish is a triumph. Secret ingredients: flawlessly-seasoned tiny cast iron skillet, freshly coarse-grated parmesan, and this stuff called Takii Umami Powder. The latter is basically granulated shiitake + a little salt. I’ve been puttin that shit on everything, it’s pretty miraculous. <a href=\"https://spore.social/tags/brunch\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>brunch</span></a></p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>Butches, after over a month of trial and error, I have at last perfected the 6” spinach-and-mushroom frittata, right down to the timing of my egg-enabling digestive enzyme pills. The dish is a triumph. Secret ingredients: flawlessly-seasoned tiny cast iron skillet, freshly coarse-grated parmesan, and this stuff called Takii Umami Powder. The latter is basically granulated shiitake + a little salt. I’ve been puttin that shit on everything, it’s pretty miraculous. <a href=\"https://spore.social/tags/brunch\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>brunch</span></a></p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://spore.social/system/media_attachments/files/109/603/836/558/071/210/original/e6cdb4d5a4d52015.jpeg", "name": "Closeup of a nicely browned mini-frittata on a blue-and-white Spode plate. A wedge has been cut out of it.", "blurhash": "UFJ?=^~7I_RlVrM{Nx$%T5-VOHo#InR+%0I[", "focalPoint": [ 0.04360257326661901, -0.2793053545586106 ], "width": 960, "height": 1280 } ], "tag": [ { "type": "Hashtag", "href": "https://spore.social/tags/brunch", "name": "#brunch" } ], "replies": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109603887301157483/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109603887301157483/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109603887301157483/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109603887301157483/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 8 }, "shares": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109603887301157483/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 3 } } }, { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109603811081943597/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "published": "2022-12-30T17:30:33Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109603811081943597", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2022-12-30T17:30:33Z", "url": "https://spore.social/@iBlame/109603811081943597", "attributedTo": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109603811081943597", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:spore.social,2022-12-30:objectId=1777542:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>Poor Chivo, our old wether, got beat up by his virile young buck pasture-mate and so has been brought up to the barnyard to live with the ladies. He cuts quite the satanic figure with his vanta black coat, twisty horns, perma-hackles, and glowing amber eyes. <a href=\"https://spore.social/tags/GoatsOfMastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>GoatsOfMastodon</span></a></p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>Poor Chivo, our old wether, got beat up by his virile young buck pasture-mate and so has been brought up to the barnyard to live with the ladies. He cuts quite the satanic figure with his vanta black coat, twisty horns, perma-hackles, and glowing amber eyes. <a href=\"https://spore.social/tags/GoatsOfMastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>GoatsOfMastodon</span></a></p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://spore.social/system/media_attachments/files/109/603/791/892/249/762/original/6b0473db3125a43a.jpeg", "name": "Barn porch. Old jet-black goat in profile against a cloudy grey sky. His hackles are up.", "blurhash": "UkI#M-Mu$~IoG1RNNFs.%NR%RioIxYtRV?NG", "focalPoint": [ -0.04360257326661901, 0.6570188133140376 ], "width": 957, "height": 1280 } ], "tag": [ { "type": "Hashtag", "href": "https://spore.social/tags/goatsofmastodon", "name": "#goatsofmastodon" } ], "replies": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109603811081943597/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109603811081943597/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109603811081943597/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109603811081943597/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 16 }, "shares": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109603811081943597/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 6 } } }, { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109603760087479571/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "published": "2022-12-30T17:17:35Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109603760087479571", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2022-12-30T17:17:35Z", "url": "https://spore.social/@iBlame/109603760087479571", "attributedTo": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109603760087479571", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:spore.social,2022-12-30:objectId=1776165:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>El Chapo is so goofily photogenic it makes me weep. <a href=\"https://spore.social/tags/GoatsOfMastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>GoatsOfMastodon</span></a></p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>El Chapo is so goofily photogenic it makes me weep. <a href=\"https://spore.social/tags/GoatsOfMastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>GoatsOfMastodon</span></a></p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://spore.social/system/media_attachments/files/109/603/743/357/840/856/original/eb43efcd16c3d3de.jpeg", "name": "Closeup portrait. Young brown and white spotted Boer goat with blue eyes, standing on a tack trunk in a barn aisle, facing the camera with an amiable, faintly smiley expression.", "blurhash": "UGJ*YKgPEN8_~pf,IVMw-;f6?axuoJM{jrxu", "focalPoint": [ 0.007862759113652609, 1 ], "width": 996, "height": 1280 } ], "tag": [ { "type": "Hashtag", "href": "https://spore.social/tags/goatsofmastodon", "name": "#goatsofmastodon" } ], "replies": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109603760087479571/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109603760087479571/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109603760087479571/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109603760087479571/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 43 }, "shares": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109603760087479571/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 16 } } }, { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109596162341206636/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "published": "2022-12-29T09:05:23Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109596162341206636", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2022-12-29T09:05:23Z", "url": "https://spore.social/@iBlame/109596162341206636", "attributedTo": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109596162341206636", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:spore.social,2022-12-29:objectId=1632208:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>if there are aliens among us they probably take lichen form <a href=\"https://spore.social/tags/LichenSubscribe\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>LichenSubscribe</span></a></p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>if there are aliens among us they probably take lichen form <a href=\"https://spore.social/tags/LichenSubscribe\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>LichenSubscribe</span></a></p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://spore.social/system/media_attachments/files/109/596/139/803/628/944/original/96aa4d5b24bb349a.jpeg", "name": "Extreme closeup of a gnarled, gray-green lichen with leaf-like lobes dotted with tiny hollow knobs and hair-like filaments. Alien vibe.", "blurhash": "UTH2o?In%3R,n%_4n%R*%NxuRjoJkDodWqWA", "focalPoint": [ -0.2852153667054715, -0.36022253129346304 ], "width": 1280, "height": 1025 } ], "tag": [ { "type": "Hashtag", "href": "https://spore.social/tags/lichensubscribe", "name": "#lichensubscribe" } ], "replies": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109596162341206636/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109596162341206636/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109596162341206636/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109596162341206636/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 27 }, "shares": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109596162341206636/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 10 } } }, { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109591730465722424/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "published": "2022-12-28T14:18:18Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers", "https://mastodon.art/users/Curator" ], "object": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109591730465722424", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2022-12-28T14:18:18Z", "url": "https://spore.social/@iBlame/109591730465722424", "attributedTo": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers", "https://mastodon.art/users/Curator" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109591730465722424", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:spore.social,2022-12-28:objectId=1544404:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>QT <span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.art/@Curator\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Curator</span></a></span> “Creature description:</p><p>A small, unique, mammal with a square head, two narrow mousey brown eyes, elf ears, a bulbous nose, and a pointed snout.<br />It has a stocky neck, and it has six stumpy, fragile arms. It has a skinny torso with a thick waist. It also has four large powerful wings. It has one athletic leg and a fragile tail.<br />The wooble&#39;s body is covered in rock-like skin.<br />It has the markings of a gazelle in sandy brown, light green and dull green.”</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>QT <span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.art/@Curator\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Curator</span></a></span> “Creature description:</p><p>A small, unique, mammal with a square head, two narrow mousey brown eyes, elf ears, a bulbous nose, and a pointed snout.<br />It has a stocky neck, and it has six stumpy, fragile arms. It has a skinny torso with a thick waist. It also has four large powerful wings. It has one athletic leg and a fragile tail.<br />The wooble&#39;s body is covered in rock-like skin.<br />It has the markings of a gazelle in sandy brown, light green and dull green.”</p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://spore.social/system/media_attachments/files/109/591/705/700/441/991/original/0b5b67532ae061b7.jpeg", "name": "As described in post except creature has a single human leg wearing a red Converse chuck taylor and I couldn’t figure out how to portray “rock-like skin” so it’s just smooth", "blurhash": "UHSs4}of_4t7WAj[ogWC-=fkISay%Nj[M_ax", "focalPoint": [ -0.06635622817229336, 0.4659248956884562 ], "width": 841, "height": 1280 } ], "tag": [ { "type": "Mention", "href": "https://mastodon.art/users/Curator", "name": "@Curator@mastodon.art" } ], "replies": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109591730465722424/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109591730465722424/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109591730465722424/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109591730465722424/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 16 }, "shares": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109591730465722424/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 4 } } }, { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109591571506857456/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "published": "2022-12-28T13:37:52Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109591571506857456", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2022-12-28T13:37:52Z", "url": "https://spore.social/@iBlame/109591571506857456", "attributedTo": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109591571506857456", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:spore.social,2022-12-28:objectId=1541146:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>WHOA good morning from Dreadful Acres, where we’re having a fucking epic sunrise. These only last a few minutes, but hot-damn, what a show.</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>WHOA good morning from Dreadful Acres, where we’re having a fucking epic sunrise. These only last a few minutes, but hot-damn, what a show.</p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://spore.social/system/media_attachments/files/109/591/533/195/399/719/original/ea7f2f8d1a00a0cd.jpeg", "name": "Landscape. Murky non-descript pasture under a truly explosive sky. The rising sun has tinted the horizon-hugging cloudcover in astonishingly vibrant hues of red, orange, pink, and gold. Behind the clouds the sky is blue and turquoise. The vibe is sublime and otherworldly.", "blurhash": "UXF;mIRjNGSh.8soRjkC1cs;r=s:bDR.sooL", "focalPoint": [ 0, 0 ], "width": 1280, "height": 866 } ], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109591571506857456/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109591571506857456/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109591571506857456/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109591571506857456/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 31 }, "shares": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109591571506857456/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 10 } } }, { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109587059970906304/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "published": "2022-12-27T18:30:32Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109587059970906304", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2022-12-27T18:30:32Z", "url": "https://spore.social/@iBlame/109587059970906304", "attributedTo": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109587059970906304", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:spore.social,2022-12-27:objectId=1468319:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>Three guesses what my niece taught herself how to do on YouTube just in time for xmas this year</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>Three guesses what my niece taught herself how to do on YouTube just in time for xmas this year</p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://spore.social/system/media_attachments/files/109/586/645/316/447/344/original/bb25805337593120.jpeg", "name": "Selfie. An almost comically large striped crochet hat covers nearly half my face. Each stripe is a different color of chunky wool yarn. There are over 20 stripes.", "blurhash": "UPN,0PIB%#Me0fV@xuof-.nhVZNao|NHNaRn", "focalPoint": [ 0.01501072194424589, 0.6136034732272069 ], "width": 1012, "height": 1280 } ], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109587059970906304/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109587059970906304/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109587059970906304/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109587059970906304/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 23 }, "shares": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109587059970906304/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 6 } } }, { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109586047616383637/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "published": "2022-12-27T14:13:04Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109586047616383637", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2022-12-27T14:13:04Z", "url": "https://spore.social/@iBlame/109586047616383637", "attributedTo": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109586047616383637", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:spore.social,2022-12-27:objectId=1444656:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>My horrid little pomeranian always busts this move: she gets right next to me, sits up, pokes my face with her paw, then BOOF collapses face-first into my lap like her bones were suddenly vaporized. I’m sure her frequent repetition of this gambit has nothing to do with the fact that I went absolutely apeshit with fawning adoration the first time she did it. No pix because I’m always too overwhelmed with the cuteness to focus. <a href=\"https://spore.social/tags/DogsOfMastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>DogsOfMastodon</span></a></p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>My horrid little pomeranian always busts this move: she gets right next to me, sits up, pokes my face with her paw, then BOOF collapses face-first into my lap like her bones were suddenly vaporized. I’m sure her frequent repetition of this gambit has nothing to do with the fact that I went absolutely apeshit with fawning adoration the first time she did it. No pix because I’m always too overwhelmed with the cuteness to focus. <a href=\"https://spore.social/tags/DogsOfMastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>DogsOfMastodon</span></a></p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://spore.social/system/media_attachments/files/109/586/027/105/549/254/original/46ce4b270e887894.jpeg", "name": "Head-on shot of an alert white pomeranian grinning at the camera against a blurry background ", "blurhash": "UiJkZPxv01jXRQWBW;t74nWA%fkDRjoLt7WB", "focalPoint": [ 0.1781140861466822, 0.7190542420027817 ], "width": 1070, "height": 1280 } ], "tag": [ { "type": "Hashtag", "href": "https://spore.social/tags/dogsofmastodon", "name": "#dogsofmastodon" } ], "replies": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109586047616383637/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109586047616383637/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109586047616383637/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109586047616383637/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 14 }, "shares": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109586047616383637/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 4 } } }, { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109581447291481807/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "published": "2022-12-26T18:43:09Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109581447291481807", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2022-12-26T18:43:09Z", "url": "https://spore.social/@iBlame/109581447291481807", "attributedTo": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109581447291481807", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:spore.social,2022-12-26:objectId=1373558:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>Somebody’s already lost the xmas spirit</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>Somebody’s already lost the xmas spirit</p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://spore.social/system/media_attachments/files/109/581/438/304/671/688/original/029237969e067adf.jpeg", "name": "Traffic photo of the back end of a dusty Jeep. 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"2022-12-25T12:05:01Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109574219439810387", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2022-12-25T12:05:01Z", "url": "https://spore.social/@iBlame/109574219439810387", "attributedTo": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109574219439810387", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:spore.social,2022-12-25:objectId=1258458:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>There is never not a strand of Pomeranian hair stuck to my pen, my phone, my kitchen knife, or the lip of my water bottle. <a href=\"https://spore.social/tags/DogsOfMastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>DogsOfMastodon</span></a></p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>There is never not a strand of Pomeranian hair stuck to my pen, my phone, my kitchen knife, or the lip of my water bottle. <a href=\"https://spore.social/tags/DogsOfMastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>DogsOfMastodon</span></a></p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://spore.social/system/media_attachments/files/109/574/202/629/728/070/original/84a4a012c211d342.jpeg", "name": "Head-on closeup of a white pomeranian with her mouth open, semi-wrapped in a white duvet", "blurhash": "UOF=:g~qD%9FkXkCIoM{4oD%M{t7t7WBWAxt", "focalPoint": [ 0.21769499417927823, 0.6133518776077886 ], "width": 1059, "height": 1280 } ], "tag": [ { "type": "Hashtag", "href": "https://spore.social/tags/dogsofmastodon", "name": "#dogsofmastodon" } ], "replies": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109574219439810387/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109574219439810387/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109574219439810387/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109574219439810387/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 20 }, "shares": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109574219439810387/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 3 } } }, { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109566700167607916/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "published": "2022-12-24T04:12:46Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109566700167607916", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2022-12-24T04:12:46Z", "url": "https://spore.social/@iBlame/109566700167607916", "attributedTo": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109566700167607916", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:spore.social,2022-12-24:objectId=1135498:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>My adorable best friend</p><p><a href=\"https://spore.social/tags/Pomeranian\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>Pomeranian</span></a></p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>My adorable best friend</p><p><a href=\"https://spore.social/tags/Pomeranian\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>Pomeranian</span></a></p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://spore.social/system/media_attachments/files/109/566/684/151/803/373/original/f476db532568f57b.jpeg", "name": "Closeup of white Pomeranian, wet, 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"Create", "actor": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "published": "2022-12-23T14:43:24Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109563517626636227", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2022-12-23T14:43:24Z", "url": "https://spore.social/@iBlame/109563517626636227", "attributedTo": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109563517626636227", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:spore.social,2022-12-23:objectId=1052726:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>It’s 13F here in Cottonmouth County TX. Furnace is kaput. I’m under 3 duvets, a full suit of sweats, and an obliging but somewhat licky Pomeranian. Naturally my emergency bathtub water reservoir drained out overnight; remind me to send a nasty email to Kohler re: their shitty plumbing hardware. But I have a case of Ozarka and the power’s still on so at least there’s coffee. If I can ever pry myself outta this warm bed, scrambled eggs and bacon await; Auntie needs body fat!</p><p><a href=\"https://spore.social/tags/ExxonKnew\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>ExxonKnew</span></a> <a href=\"https://spore.social/tags/Climate\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>Climate</span></a></p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>It’s 13F here in Cottonmouth County TX. Furnace is kaput. I’m under 3 duvets, a full suit of sweats, and an obliging but somewhat licky Pomeranian. Naturally my emergency bathtub water reservoir drained out overnight; remind me to send a nasty email to Kohler re: their shitty plumbing hardware. But I have a case of Ozarka and the power’s still on so at least there’s coffee. If I can ever pry myself outta this warm bed, scrambled eggs and bacon await; Auntie needs body fat!</p><p><a href=\"https://spore.social/tags/ExxonKnew\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>ExxonKnew</span></a> <a href=\"https://spore.social/tags/Climate\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>Climate</span></a></p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://spore.social/system/media_attachments/files/109/563/445/548/773/934/original/66cc3a5e26e54821.jpeg", "name": "Excessively artsy de-saturated closeup selfie taken in bed under the covers. I’m wearing a flannel beanie. A tiny Pomeranian head is just visible on my chest. 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DONT EAT’EM </p><p>Our species are stalkless and form in the ground as weird, half-buried balls. Eventually the outer skin bursts, revealing a powdery mass of spores within, which the wind obligingly carries off to points unknown. </p><p><a href=\"https://spore.social/tags/mushtodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>mushtodon</span></a></p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>Exploded earthball, butches! DONT EAT’EM </p><p>Our species are stalkless and form in the ground as weird, half-buried balls. Eventually the outer skin bursts, revealing a powdery mass of spores within, which the wind obligingly carries off to points unknown. </p><p><a href=\"https://spore.social/tags/mushtodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>mushtodon</span></a></p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://spore.social/system/media_attachments/files/109/558/101/906/463/844/original/6d99c8b36243b9d6.jpeg", "name": "Outside on a patch of dried winter grass dotted with tiny green weed sprouts. Closeup of an earthball fungus post-eruption. The tan skin has split open to reveal a dark brown dirt-like substance.", "blurhash": "UBG+8Wr^cXEN?]xtjEt4crnT$$-Vv#xtWFNb", "focalPoint": [ 0, 0 ], "width": 1215, "height": 1280 } ], "tag": [ { "type": "Hashtag", "href": "https://spore.social/tags/mushtodon", "name": "#mushtodon" } ], "replies": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109558126977909458/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109558126977909458/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109558126977909458/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109558126977909458/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 8 }, "shares": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109558126977909458/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 1 } } }, { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109549392495155908/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "published": "2022-12-21T02:51:12Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109549392495155908", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2022-12-21T02:51:12Z", "url": "https://spore.social/@iBlame/109549392495155908", "attributedTo": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109549392495155908", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:spore.social,2022-12-21:objectId=736885:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>I don&#39;t know if Northerners realize what a hideous mindfuck it is when Texans are presented with sub-freezing temps. We typically don&#39;t have infrastructure or supplies or know-how in place for this shit. With a catastrophic deepfreeze on the near horizon I spent the day tryin&#39; to figure out a frozen management plan for the goats.So far it entails &quot;bring the goats into the house&quot; lol this is gonna be classic .</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>I don&#39;t know if Northerners realize what a hideous mindfuck it is when Texans are presented with sub-freezing temps. We typically don&#39;t have infrastructure or supplies or know-how in place for this shit. With a catastrophic deepfreeze on the near horizon I spent the day tryin&#39; to figure out a frozen management plan for the goats.So far it entails &quot;bring the goats into the house&quot; lol this is gonna be classic .</p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://spore.social/system/media_attachments/files/109/549/383/533/056/440/original/1b7ffe57adcb2e8a.jpeg", "name": "Closeup of a days-old baby Boer goat raising her upper lip in a flehmen reaction", "blurhash": "UNGbnm-p0K?aEHD%odRk_1?Ht8NG9FR%xvbE", "focalPoint": [ 0, 0 ], "width": 872, "height": 787 } ], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109549392495155908/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109549392495155908/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109549392495155908/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109549392495155908/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 52 }, "shares": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109549392495155908/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 14 } } }, { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109548389648908140/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "published": "2022-12-20T22:36:09Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109548389648908140", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2022-12-20T22:36:09Z", "url": "https://spore.social/@iBlame/109548389648908140", "attributedTo": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109548389648908140", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:spore.social,2022-12-20:objectId=712337:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>It’s Bonfire Day! Found a mysterious talisman hanging on a charred stump at the burn. An amulet to summon Hephaestus, probably.</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>It’s Bonfire Day! Found a mysterious talisman hanging on a charred stump at the burn. An amulet to summon Hephaestus, probably.</p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://spore.social/system/media_attachments/files/109/548/368/286/784/986/original/3b536b773857f581.jpeg", "name": "Outside on a very ominous, cloudy day, in a clearing surrounded by trees. A large hot bonfire of brush burns in the background. A 5-inch triangular rock with a hole in it is strung with blue plastic baling twine and hung like a pendant from a tall, charred tree stump.", "blurhash": "UdDJYUIoRPt6*0RQn$t6%LRlkDs,xAS5o#j@", "focalPoint": [ 0, 0 ], "width": 960, "height": 1280 } ], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109548389648908140/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109548389648908140/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109548389648908140/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109548389648908140/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 4 }, "shares": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109548389648908140/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109548322148437682/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "published": "2022-12-20T22:18:59Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109548322148437682", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2022-12-20T22:18:59Z", "url": "https://spore.social/@iBlame/109548322148437682", "attributedTo": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109548322148437682", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:spore.social,2022-12-20:objectId=710575:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>LOOK HOW CUTE</p><p><a href=\"https://spore.social/tags/mosstodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>mosstodon</span></a></p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>LOOK HOW CUTE</p><p><a href=\"https://spore.social/tags/mosstodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>mosstodon</span></a></p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://spore.social/system/media_attachments/files/109/548/308/629/220/437/original/4cd6a27fe06f18b9.jpeg", "name": "3-inch mat of bright green moss growing on granite gravel, it resembles a quaint verdant hillside but super-miniature ", "blurhash": "UIHn7^xH0MWVtln,M{ob$,NGI-NFt9kVslr^", "focalPoint": [ 0.0989522700814901, -0.037552155771905404 ], "width": 1280, "height": 837 } ], "tag": [ { "type": "Hashtag", "href": "https://spore.social/tags/mosstodon", "name": "#mosstodon" } ], "replies": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109548322148437682/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109548322148437682/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109548322148437682/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109548322148437682/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 26 }, "shares": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109548322148437682/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 5 } } }, { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109547696916761297/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "published": "2022-12-20T19:39:59Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109547696916761297", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2022-12-20T19:39:59Z", "url": "https://spore.social/@iBlame/109547696916761297", "attributedTo": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://spore.social/users/iBlame/statuses/109547696916761297", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:spore.social,2022-12-20:objectId=690358:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>Wet firewood acquired! Should dry in a day or two, hopefully will last me through the worst of the weather, because man my back is killin&#39; me and I really don&#39;t feel like totin&#39; any more of it. I&#39;m just too creaky for disaster preparedness!</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>Wet firewood acquired! Should dry in a day or two, hopefully will last me through the worst of the weather, because man my back is killin&#39; me and I really don&#39;t feel like totin&#39; any more of it. I&#39;m just too creaky for disaster preparedness!</p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://spore.social/system/media_attachments/files/109/547/690/403/298/560/original/60475c30051d3b66.jpeg", "name": "Screened porch with outdoor furniture. Piles of firewood are stacked in the foreground. 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