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"content": "<p>### Applied Murphy's Laws for Cryptography (Loose Interpretation)<br />1. **Law of Encryption Complexity:** <br /> The more complex the encryption algorithm, the faster someone will find a simple way to break it.<br />2. **Law of Limited Time:** <br /> When there's no time to generate the perfect key, "1234" becomes the default password.<br />3. **Law of Trust:** <br /> The greatest vulnerability in any cryptosystem is the person using it.<br />4. **Law of Privacy Illusion:** <br /> The moment you feel completely anonymous, someone will access your metadata.<br />5. **Law of the Forgotten Key:** <br /> If a private key is created and perfectly secured, you’ll lose access to it at the worst possible moment.<br />6. **Law of Overconfidence:** <br /> "This algorithm is unbreakable" — until a student proves otherwise in their thesis.<br />7. **Developer’s Law:** <br /> The best cryptographic solution you design will be broken by your own testing team.<br />8. **Law of Universality:** <br /> The more universal the crypto algorithm, the more exposed it is to attacks on its weak points.<br />9. **Law of Resource Economy:** <br /> Every cryptosystem is a compromise between security and performance, but breaking it will always be faster.<br />10. **Law of Government Interference:** <br /> If your algorithm is good enough to thwart hackers, regulators will demand a backdoor.<br />11. **Law of the Attacker:** <br /> Your cryptography is never too complex for a hacker, but always too complex for the average user.<br />12. **Law of Unforeseen Flaws:** <br /> Every algorithm has a vulnerability, but you'll discover it only when it's too late.<br />13. **Law of Urgent Updates:** <br /> The moment you deploy a new cryptosystem, its algorithm becomes outdated by current standards.<br />14. **Law of Retrospect:** <br /> "No one will break RSA in our lifetime" — until quantum computers prove otherwise.<br />15. **Law of Entropy:** <br /> The more complex the 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Universality:** <br /> The more universal the crypto algorithm, the more exposed it is to attacks on its weak points.<br />9. **Law of Resource Economy:** <br /> Every cryptosystem is a compromise between security and performance, but breaking it will always be faster.<br />10. **Law of Government Interference:** <br /> If your algorithm is good enough to thwart hackers, regulators will demand a backdoor.<br />11. **Law of the Attacker:** <br /> Your cryptography is never too complex for a hacker, but always too complex for the average user.<br />12. **Law of Unforeseen Flaws:** <br /> Every algorithm has a vulnerability, but you'll discover it only when it's too late.<br />13. **Law of Urgent Updates:** <br /> The moment you deploy a new cryptosystem, its algorithm becomes outdated by current standards.<br />14. **Law of Retrospect:** <br /> "No one will break RSA in our lifetime" — until quantum computers prove otherwise.<br />15. **Law of Entropy:** <br /> The more complex the 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