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"content": "<p>I think I'm pretty much done with my essay. It's startlingly similar to past essays, as the bees in my bonnet are well settled and show no signs of leaving. </p><p>But I believe I've identified the main villain. It's a bloke called Economic Policy Norm. A nasty piece of work, who's been terrorising this manor for nigh on forty years.</p><p>I reckon we've got to nab the geezer. Get him bang to rights in the act of slashing budgets and lifting interest rates.</p>",
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"content": "<p>AFAICT, the difference between an essay and a case study is that instead of saying "In this essay, I will…", you say "In this case study, I will…"</p><p>That's pretty much it, isn't it?</p>",
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"content": "<p>Nope. doesn't matter how loud I have the music. I can't do an all-night anything (sadly - though back in the day…). Up the little wooden hill to Bedfordshire with me.</p>",
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"content": "<p>If I weren't biological I wouldn't need to go to the loo at all, except to check the state of my hair, which I need to do quite regularly anyway for self-esteem reasons. So all things being equal, I might as well just carry on being a biological woman.</p>",
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"content": "<p>Was very biological today. Went to lavatory several times, as a biological person does. Didn't get any grief from any of the other biological people on the way in or out. Nobody accused me of not being biological. Can't really understand why they would, but apparently it's a thing that happens.</p>",
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"content": "<p>Damn. Got to Twist and Shout, and I've barely made a dent in it. It won't be long, yeah?</p><p><a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVKU6SevefY\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" translate=\"no\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">youtube.com/watch?v=UVKU6Sevef</span><span class=\"invisible\">Y</span></a></p>",
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"content": "<p>Got Los Lobos on instead.</p><p><a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8phKeq_BFCc\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" translate=\"no\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">youtube.com/watch?v=8phKeq_BFC</span><span class=\"invisible\">c</span></a></p><p>Just building up to hearing Lennon screaming.</p>",
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"content": "<p>I watched the first bit of this at dinner. </p><p><a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihEEjwRlghQ\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" translate=\"no\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">youtube.com/watch?v=ihEEjwRlgh</span><span class=\"invisible\">Q</span></a></p><p>So yes, to hell with box-ticking.I have to be authentic. If something has my name on it, it has to be good. I have to be happy with it. I am a near-perfectionist, and fugh the begrudgers.</p>",
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