ActivityPub Viewer

A small tool to view real-world ActivityPub objects as JSON! Enter a URL or username from Mastodon or a similar service below, and we'll send a request with the right Accept header to the server to view the underlying object.

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{ "@context": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams", { "ostatus": "http://ostatus.org#", "atomUri": "ostatus:atomUri", "inReplyToAtomUri": "ostatus:inReplyToAtomUri", "conversation": "ostatus:conversation", "sensitive": "as:sensitive", "toot": "http://joinmastodon.org/ns#", "votersCount": "toot:votersCount", "blurhash": "toot:blurhash", "focalPoint": { "@container": "@list", "@id": "toot:focalPoint" }, "Hashtag": "as:Hashtag" } ], "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/outbox?min_id=109973018534389287&page=true", "type": "OrderedCollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/outbox?max_id=109974973750161381&page=true", "prev": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/outbox?min_id=109978119906424132&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/outbox", "orderedItems": [ { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109978119906424132/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs", "published": "2023-03-06T20:02:13Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109978119906424132", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2023-03-06T20:02:13Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@juglugs/109978119906424132", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109978119906424132", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2023-03-06:objectId=409735834:objectType=Conversation", "content": "", "contentMap": { "en": "" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/png", "url": "https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/109/978/119/070/442/869/original/19f341e8039fa6eb.png", "name": null, "blurhash": "UQQ9GpnLkra~5_M{obj]KTNyadoJ%0WqWVjY", "width": 1079, "height": 1081 } ], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109978119906424132/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109978119906424132/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109978119906424132/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109978119906424132/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 17 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109978119906424132/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 6 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109978099393934086/activity", "type": "Announce", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs", "published": "2023-03-06T19:57:00Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/Gargron", "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/followers" ], "object": "https://mastodon.social/users/Gargron/statuses/109977517512130143" }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109978094789713814/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs", "published": "2023-03-06T19:55:50Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109978094789713814", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2023-03-06T19:55:50Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@juglugs/109978094789713814", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109978094789713814", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2023-03-06:objectId=409728635:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>A couple of nights in that there <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/Glasgow\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>Glasgow</span></a> for work. <br />Currently enjoying neeps and tatties, and then Balmoral Chicken in <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/TheCitizen\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>TheCitizen</span></a>.<br />Might go to see @phliameaux ( <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/DavidODoherty\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>DavidODoherty</span></a> ) tomorrow 😁</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>A couple of nights in that there <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/Glasgow\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>Glasgow</span></a> for work. <br />Currently enjoying neeps and tatties, and then Balmoral Chicken in <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/TheCitizen\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>TheCitizen</span></a>.<br />Might go to see @phliameaux ( <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/DavidODoherty\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>DavidODoherty</span></a> ) tomorrow 😁</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [ { "type": "Hashtag", "href": "https://mastodon.social/tags/glasgow", "name": "#glasgow" }, { "type": "Hashtag", "href": "https://mastodon.social/tags/thecitizen", "name": "#thecitizen" }, { "type": "Hashtag", "href": "https://mastodon.social/tags/davidodoherty", "name": "#davidodoherty" } ], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109978094789713814/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109978094789713814/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109978094789713814/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109978094789713814/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 1 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109978094789713814/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 1 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109978068704675616/activity", "type": "Announce", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs", "published": "2023-03-06T19:49:11Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/mmasnick", "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/followers" ], "object": "https://mastodon.social/users/mmasnick/statuses/109977761603392915" }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109978064518499631/activity", "type": "Announce", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs", "published": "2023-03-06T19:48:08Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/BritBloke", "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/followers" ], "object": "https://mastodon.social/users/BritBloke/statuses/109948309682909246" }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109977657306697193/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs", "published": "2023-03-06T18:04:34Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109977657306697193", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2023-03-06T18:04:34Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@juglugs/109977657306697193", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109977657306697193", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2023-03-06:objectId=409692380:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>Friendly reminder to not make eye contact with me when I&#39;m drinking out of your birdbath</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>Friendly reminder to not make eye contact with me when I&#39;m drinking out of your birdbath</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109977657306697193/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109977657306697193/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109977657306697193/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109977657306697193/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 9 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109977657306697193/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 4 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109976833786194694/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs", "published": "2023-03-06T14:35:08Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/followers", "https://mas.to/users/daveshuken" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109976833786194694", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": "https://mas.to/users/daveshuken/statuses/109976443202066900", "published": "2023-03-06T14:35:08Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@juglugs/109976833786194694", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/followers", "https://mas.to/users/daveshuken" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109976833786194694", "inReplyToAtomUri": "https://mas.to/users/daveshuken/statuses/109976443202066900", "conversation": "tag:mas.to,2023-03-06:objectId=143539861:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://mas.to/@daveshuken\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>daveshuken</span></a></span> </p><p>I&#39;m not sure if they&#39;ll form a coalition or not - and I&#39;m not convinced that&#39;s the best option: although I&#39;ll freely admit that I&#39;m not sure what is. What I am sure of is that we need to get the Tories out ASAP. But to do that means also overturning the foreign influencers (Russian &amp; Chinese hackers) who control our elections....</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://mas.to/@daveshuken\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>daveshuken</span></a></span> </p><p>I&#39;m not sure if they&#39;ll form a coalition or not - and I&#39;m not convinced that&#39;s the best option: although I&#39;ll freely admit that I&#39;m not sure what is. What I am sure of is that we need to get the Tories out ASAP. But to do that means also overturning the foreign influencers (Russian &amp; Chinese hackers) who control our elections....</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [ { "type": "Mention", "href": "https://mas.to/users/daveshuken", "name": "@daveshuken@mas.to" } ], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109976833786194694/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109976833786194694/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109976833786194694/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109976833786194694/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109976833786194694/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975106349884185/activity", "type": "Announce", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs", "published": "2023-03-06T07:15:49Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://universeodon.com/users/CatMom916", "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/followers" ], "object": "https://universeodon.com/users/CatMom916/statuses/109972429691588191" }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975078375361397/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs", "published": "2023-03-06T07:08:43Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975078375361397", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2023-03-06T07:08:43Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@juglugs/109975078375361397", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975078375361397", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2023-03-06:objectId=409414430:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>A cube shaped box containing a million bugs wouldn’t have to be that big, just 100 bugs wide (~1m) on each side. Stay alert</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>A cube shaped box containing a million bugs wouldn’t have to be that big, just 100 bugs wide (~1m) on each side. Stay alert</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975078375361397/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975078375361397/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975078375361397/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975078375361397/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975078375361397/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975034780833513/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs", "published": "2023-03-06T06:57:37Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975034780833513", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975032679561732", "published": "2023-03-06T06:57:37Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@juglugs/109975034780833513", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975034780833513", "inReplyToAtomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975032679561732", "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2023-03-06:objectId=409409375:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>(Parts of the above may have been embellished.)</p><p>(But not the bit about my Gran!)</p><p>7/7</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>(Parts of the above may have been embellished.)</p><p>(But not the bit about my Gran!)</p><p>7/7</p>" }, "updated": "2023-03-06T06:59:56Z", "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975034780833513/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975034780833513/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975034780833513/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975034780833513/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 8 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975034780833513/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 3 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975032679561732/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs", "published": "2023-03-06T06:57:05Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975032679561732", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975029558810160", "published": "2023-03-06T06:57:05Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@juglugs/109975032679561732", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975032679561732", "inReplyToAtomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975029558810160", "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2023-03-06:objectId=409409375:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Pedro, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.</p><p>6/7</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Pedro, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.</p><p>6/7</p>" }, "updated": "2023-03-06T06:59:46Z", "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975032679561732/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975032679561732/replies?min_id=109975034780833513&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975032679561732/replies", "items": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975034780833513" ] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975032679561732/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 10 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975032679561732/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 1 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975029558810160/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs", "published": "2023-03-06T06:56:18Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975029558810160", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975028023634461", "published": "2023-03-06T06:56:18Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@juglugs/109975029558810160", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975029558810160", "inReplyToAtomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109975028023634461", "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2023-03-06:objectId=409409375:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I&#39;m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my garden. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don&#39;t perspire.<br />I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won weekend passes.</p><p>5/7</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I&#39;m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my garden. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don&#39;t perspire.<br />I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. 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"tag:mastodon.social,2023-03-06:objectId=409407237:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>I WAS WONDERING WHY I KEPT TYPING LIKE THIS?</p><p>THEN I REALISED, HEY, SHIFT HAPPENS</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>I WAS WONDERING WHY I KEPT TYPING LIKE THIS?</p><p>THEN I REALISED, HEY, SHIFT HAPPENS</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109974987113277224/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109974987113277224/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109974987113277224/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109974987113277224/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 11 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109974987113277224/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 4 } } }, { "id": 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"https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109974973750161381/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs", "published": "2023-03-06T06:42:06Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109974973750161381", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2023-03-06T06:42:06Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@juglugs/109974973750161381", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109974973750161381", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2023-03-05:objectId=408949851:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>@ClaraListensprechen@universeodon.com </p><p>Not at all.<br />I keep my prom dress at close hand in my closet for my daily &quot;cry time&quot;</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>@ClaraListensprechen@universeodon.com </p><p>Not at all.<br />I keep my prom dress at close hand in my closet for my daily &quot;cry time&quot;</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109974973750161381/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109974973750161381/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109974973750161381/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109974973750161381/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/juglugs/statuses/109974973750161381/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } } ] }