A small tool to view real-world ActivityPub objects as JSON! Enter a URL
or username from Mastodon or a similar service below, and we'll send a
request with
the right
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header
to the server to view the underlying object.
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"content": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@mcc\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mcc</span></a></span> I see, thanks for your response. In my book, this reasoning kind of prioritises personal convenience over making a value-based statement by implicitly endorsing an openly fascist owner vs. losing access to an audience. One that should be low impact for every individual but significant as a whole. That calculation may drastically change when lots of followers are involved though. Again, no offence intended. I wouldn’t know. I can’t reconcile those two contradictions however.</p>",
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"content": "<p>Vote fascist for the 3rd glorious decade of total law enforcement. Be a government informer. Betray family & friends. Fabulous prizes to be won.</p>",
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