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"content": "<p>you'd think after all this time, natsume would wisen up and ditch whenever he encounters a random yokai or an exorcist or a weird noise, but instead he just goes along with everything, even moreso now than in the earlier seasons. it feels like the writing has gotten a little weaker in that regard just to keep the story ongoing. I'd rather see this title end nicely as opposed to just kind of fading out</p>",
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"content": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@mcc\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mcc</span></a></span> in the japanese version of buddhism, you're not supposed to eat meat from animals with 4 legs. Buddha only has 2 legs so it's fine. Also I would go for the custard cream</p>",
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"content": "<p>the poll results are confirming for me something I noticed about penises, which is many people don't want the head being directly rubbed and either need foreskin or lube in order to tolerate it.</p>",
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"content": "<p>also hilarious when "age in bio or I will block" follows me, a user who does not put age in my bio</p>",
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"content": "<p>some of the people sharing my post about porn and sex ed have "proship dni" in their profile. I have to wonder if they actually read the whole thing, bc it is definitely not compatible with their ideologies. at this point it feels like people are just wearing "proship dni" like some kind of in-group badge and nothing else.</p>",
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"content": "<p>there's also the A-spot which is less well known. instead of hitting the cervix it could hit that other spot.</p>",
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"content": "<p>I once lived somewhere where a neighbor's cat would do this. It would go right up to the window by my bed and stare at me. I'd wake up randomly at 3am and see a pale cat face with glowing eyes staring me down right by my head.</p>",
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"content": "<p>totally not creepy when my cat stares at me for hours while I sleep</p>",
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"content": "<p>I see a lot of X ray porn showing the dick pushing against the cervix (which is painful) but not as many showing it grinding against the g spot/area where the internal clit wraps around the vagina</p>",
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