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"content": "<p>my atoms aren't wearing any clothes</p><p>the universe is naked and our clothes are simply suspended in its medium</p>",
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"content": "<p>maybe if we collectively jerk off to everything we can finally ban existence.</p><p>get cancelled, the universe 🖕🖕🖕</p>",
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"content": "<p>apparently a lot of aces still have fetishes even without the sexual component. so perhaps it is just human nature to be mentally stimulated by weird things.</p>",
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"content": "<p>see, these places just need to do what every gaming discord server does and make a NSFW category. Everyone will dump their horny into that spot and leave everything else alone. How fucking hard is that? is2g</p>",
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"content": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://retro.pizza/@CactuarJoe\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>CactuarJoe</span></a></span> nooooooooooo</p>",
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"content": "<p>the ever-shifting arms race between platforms banning porn and people making things that just barely escape the arbitrary definition of porn</p>",
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"content": "<p>when the bay is foggy during sunrise and everything looks pink and misty, it's really beautiful. just wish i had a nice camera and a place to pull over to capture it.</p>",
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"content": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@emaytch\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>emaytch</span></a></span> I saw someone posting about thinking of it like being a zookeeper taking care of a tiger (except you're also the tiger), and you want the tiger to be as comfortable/healthy as possible. I like the maintenance idea tho. 🤖</p>",
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