ActivityPub Viewer

A small tool to view real-world ActivityPub objects as JSON! Enter a URL or username from Mastodon or a similar service below, and we'll send a request with the right Accept header to the server to view the underlying object.

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{ "@context": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams", { "ostatus": "http://ostatus.org#", "atomUri": "ostatus:atomUri", "inReplyToAtomUri": "ostatus:inReplyToAtomUri", "conversation": "ostatus:conversation", "sensitive": "as:sensitive", "toot": "http://joinmastodon.org/ns#", "votersCount": "toot:votersCount", "blurhash": "toot:blurhash", "focalPoint": { "@container": "@list", "@id": "toot:focalPoint" } } ], "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/outbox?min_id=0&page=true", "type": "OrderedCollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/outbox?max_id=100857572924555927&page=true", "prev": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/outbox?min_id=100894228527586130&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/outbox", "orderedItems": [ { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100894228527586130/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven", "published": "2018-10-14T13:29:10Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100894228527586130", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2018-10-14T13:29:10Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@Geekysteven/100894228527586130", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100894228527586130", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2018-10-14:objectId=59229750:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>Who decided to call it &quot;white flight&quot; instead of &quot;vanilla extract&quot;?</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>Who decided to call it &quot;white flight&quot; instead of &quot;vanilla extract&quot;?</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100894228527586130/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100894228527586130/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100894228527586130/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100894228527586130/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 1 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100894228527586130/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100894221063212493/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven", "published": "2018-10-14T13:27:16Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100894221063212493", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2018-10-14T13:27:16Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@Geekysteven/100894221063212493", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100894221063212493", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2018-10-14:objectId=59229536:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>It&#39;s baffling that we have a president who got into office by negging the American people.</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>It&#39;s baffling that we have a president who got into office by negging the American people.</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100894221063212493/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100894221063212493/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100894221063212493/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100894221063212493/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100894221063212493/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100891214737440622/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven", "published": "2018-10-14T00:42:43Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100891214737440622", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2018-10-14T00:42:43Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@Geekysteven/100891214737440622", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100891214737440622", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2018-10-14:objectId=59143346:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>They say gender is performative.<br />They also say I give one of the worst performances out there. Critically panned, 18% on Rotten Tomatoes.</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>They say gender is performative.<br />They also say I give one of the worst performances out there. Critically panned, 18% on Rotten Tomatoes.</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100891214737440622/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100891214737440622/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100891214737440622/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100891214737440622/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 4 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100891214737440622/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882677510542651/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven", "published": "2018-10-12T12:31:36Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882677510542651", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882671258681750", "published": "2018-10-12T12:31:36Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@Geekysteven/100882677510542651", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882677510542651", "inReplyToAtomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882671258681750", "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2018-10-12:objectId=58879814:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>There&#39;s also a print edition designed to be easier for dyslexics to read, but that one might not be ready for a couple of days.</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>There&#39;s also a print edition designed to be easier for dyslexics to read, but that one might not be ready for a couple of days.</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882677510542651/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882677510542651/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882677510542651/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882677510542651/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882677510542651/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882675704656803/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven", "published": "2018-10-12T12:31:08Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882675704656803", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882671258681750", "published": "2018-10-12T12:31:08Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@Geekysteven/100882675704656803", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882675704656803", "inReplyToAtomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882671258681750", "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2018-10-12:objectId=58879814:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>There&#39;s one in large print too! <br /> <a href=\"https://amzn.to/2CbmUPy\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" translate=\"no\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"\">amzn.to/2CbmUPy</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>There&#39;s one in large print too! <br /> <a href=\"https://amzn.to/2CbmUPy\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" translate=\"no\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"\">amzn.to/2CbmUPy</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882675704656803/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882675704656803/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882675704656803/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882675704656803/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 1 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882675704656803/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882673589153883/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven", "published": "2018-10-12T12:30:36Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882673589153883", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882671258681750", "published": "2018-10-12T12:30:36Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@Geekysteven/100882673589153883", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882673589153883", "inReplyToAtomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882671258681750", "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2018-10-12:objectId=58879814:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>Do you prefer a paper version? <br />Here you go! Buy this version and you&#39;ll get a Kindle copy for free. <br /><a href=\"https://amzn.to/2pNeKpi\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" translate=\"no\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"\">amzn.to/2pNeKpi</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>Do you prefer a paper version? <br />Here you go! Buy this version and you&#39;ll get a Kindle copy for free. <br /><a href=\"https://amzn.to/2pNeKpi\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" translate=\"no\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"\">amzn.to/2pNeKpi</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882673589153883/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882673589153883/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882673589153883/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882673589153883/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882673589153883/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882671258681750/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven", "published": "2018-10-12T12:30:00Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882671258681750", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2018-10-12T12:30:00Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@Geekysteven/100882671258681750", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882671258681750", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2018-10-12:objectId=58879814:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>I have a new book out!<br />&quot;Explain THAT, Science!&quot; is an explanation of the canon of scientific understanding from the perspective of a creationist school teacher who revels in his own lack of understanding.</p><p>Kindle version available for $.99 or free through Kindle Unlimited.<br /><a href=\"https://amzn.to/2OlWfHn\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" translate=\"no\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"\">amzn.to/2OlWfHn</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>I have a new book out!<br />&quot;Explain THAT, Science!&quot; is an explanation of the canon of scientific understanding from the perspective of a creationist school teacher who revels in his own lack of understanding.</p><p>Kindle version available for $.99 or free through Kindle Unlimited.<br /><a href=\"https://amzn.to/2OlWfHn\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" translate=\"no\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"\">amzn.to/2OlWfHn</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882671258681750/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882671258681750/replies?min_id=100882677510542651&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882671258681750/replies", "items": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882673589153883", "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882675704656803", "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882677510542651" ] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882671258681750/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100882671258681750/shares", 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"tag:mastodon.social,2018-10-12:objectId=58820177:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>Donald Trump&#39;s 2020 campaign slogan</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>Donald Trump&#39;s 2020 campaign slogan</p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/007/068/475/original/ab92d91c20f497ed.jpg", "name": null, "blurhash": null, "width": 336, "height": 341 } ], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100880498910496845/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100880498910496845/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100880498910496845/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100880498910496845/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 }, "shares": { 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"inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2018-10-11:objectId=58788113:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>When they go System of a Down, we go System of a Up</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>When they go System of a Down, we go System of a Up</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100879401058427384/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100879401058427384/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100879401058427384/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100879401058427384/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 3 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100879401058427384/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 1 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100878268230053747/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven", "published": "2018-10-11T17:50:15Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100878268230053747", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2018-10-11T17:50:15Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@Geekysteven/100878268230053747", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100878268230053747", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2018-10-11:objectId=58752045:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>Today I learned that David Lynch was asked to direct Return of the Jedi and said no.<br />I need to attend a Comic Con in the alternate universe where that happened, thank you.</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>Today I learned that David Lynch was asked to direct Return of the Jedi and said no.<br />I need to attend a Comic Con in the alternate universe where that happened, thank you.</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100878268230053747/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100878268230053747/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100878268230053747/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100878268230053747/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 3 }, "shares": { "id": 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null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2018-10-11:objectId=58734801:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>Robert A. Heinlein&#39;s books are wild because he&#39;s doing the same thing as his contemporaries, exploring social issues with science fiction, but the moral lessons are the opposite of his peers. They&#39;re all &quot;Maybe war is bad?&quot; and he chimes in with &quot;Be fascist, nuke shit yolo&quot;</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>Robert A. Heinlein&#39;s books are wild because he&#39;s doing the same thing as his contemporaries, exploring social issues with science fiction, but the moral lessons are the opposite of his peers. They&#39;re all &quot;Maybe war is bad?&quot; and he chimes in with &quot;Be fascist, nuke shit yolo&quot;</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100877769904326751/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100877769904326751/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100877769904326751/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100877769904326751/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 3 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100877769904326751/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 1 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100877495623424841/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven", "published": "2018-10-11T14:33:46Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100877495623424841", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2018-10-11T14:33:46Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@Geekysteven/100877495623424841", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100877495623424841", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2018-10-11:objectId=58723178:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>I&#39;m always amazed by the wacky laws on the books. Like how in New Hampshire you can&#39;t look directly at The Obelisk without being shot</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>I&#39;m always amazed by the wacky laws on the books. Like how in New Hampshire you can&#39;t look directly at The Obelisk without being shot</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100877495623424841/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100877495623424841/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100877495623424841/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100877495623424841/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 1 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100877495623424841/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100877494847606218/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven", "published": "2018-10-11T14:33:35Z", "to": 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sunshine.</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>Trump claims to be tough on crime but he still hasn&#39;t arrested the person who stole Len&#39;s sunshine.</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100867285640196044/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100867285640196044/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100867285640196044/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100867285640196044/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100867285640196044/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 2 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100865755553723633/activity", "type": "Announce", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven", "published": "2018-10-09T12:48:07Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://queer.town/users/AndyTehNerd", "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/followers" ], "object": "https://queer.town/users/AndyTehNerd/statuses/100865720101724595" }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100865693143424535/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven", "published": "2018-10-09T12:32:15Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100865693143424535", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2018-10-09T12:32:15Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@Geekysteven/100865693143424535", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100865693143424535", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2018-10-09:objectId=58328616:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>I&#39;m not saying this is an official picture of Captain America punching Trump, but the context makes it hard to refute.</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>I&#39;m not saying this is an official picture of Captain America punching Trump, but the context makes it hard to refute.</p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/006/996/390/original/5a8d15e7f57b43dc.jpg", "name": null, "blurhash": null, "width": 1222, "height": 951 } ], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100865693143424535/replies", "type": 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"summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2018-10-09T12:32:01Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@Geekysteven/100865692247991074", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100865692247991074", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2018-10-09:objectId=58328563:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>This is the warning message that pops up on electronic voting machines if you try to vote for Trump.</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>This is the warning message that pops up on electronic voting machines if you try to vote for Trump.</p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/006/996/378/original/71dfea73f484de59.jpg", "name": null, "blurhash": 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"https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100864008975878009", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2018-10-09:objectId=58277995:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>You say you can&#39;t squeeze blood from a stone? Ok, let&#39;s see your geophlebotomy degree Mister Know-it-all</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>You say you can&#39;t squeeze blood from a stone? Ok, let&#39;s see your geophlebotomy degree Mister Know-it-all</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100864008975878009/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100864008975878009/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100864008975878009/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100864008975878009/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 1 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100864008975878009/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100857572924555927/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven", "published": "2018-10-08T02:07:10Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100857572924555927", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2018-10-08T02:07:10Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@Geekysteven/100857572924555927", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100857572924555927", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2018-10-08:objectId=58062573:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>I was an astronaut but they fired me because I kept throwing pennies off the roof of the space station.</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>I was an astronaut but they fired me because I kept throwing pennies off the roof of the space station.</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100857572924555927/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100857572924555927/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100857572924555927/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100857572924555927/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/Geekysteven/statuses/100857572924555927/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } } ] }