ActivityPub Viewer

A small tool to view real-world ActivityPub objects as JSON! Enter a URL or username from Mastodon or a similar service below, and we'll send a request with the right Accept header to the server to view the underlying object.

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{ "@context": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams", { "ostatus": "http://ostatus.org#", "atomUri": "ostatus:atomUri", "inReplyToAtomUri": "ostatus:inReplyToAtomUri", "conversation": "ostatus:conversation", "sensitive": "as:sensitive", "toot": "http://joinmastodon.org/ns#", "votersCount": "toot:votersCount", "blurhash": "toot:blurhash", "focalPoint": { "@container": "@list", "@id": "toot:focalPoint" } } ], "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/outbox?min_id=0&page=true", "type": "OrderedCollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/outbox?max_id=98998641527617817&page=true", "prev": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/outbox?min_id=100669980240750492&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/outbox", "orderedItems": [ { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100669980240750492/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "published": "2018-09-04T22:59:53Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100669980240750492", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2018-09-04T22:59:53Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@CptnTiller/100669980240750492", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100669980240750492", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2018-09-04:objectId=51653870:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>&quot;xo&quot;<br />&quot;doggo sez ok&quot;<br />&quot;Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck, please work&quot;<br />&quot;fart&quot;<br />&quot;The doctor warned me that with my corpulence [𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔭𝔲𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔠𝔢]&quot; <br />---<br />If you had to recommend someone read 5 debug outputs to really get a feel for you and your tastes what 5 would you pick?<br /><a href=\"https://twitter.com/_thp/status/1037108920240807936\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" translate=\"no\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">twitter.com/_thp/status/103710</span><span class=\"invisible\">8920240807936</span></a></p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>&quot;xo&quot;<br />&quot;doggo sez ok&quot;<br />&quot;Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck, please work&quot;<br />&quot;fart&quot;<br />&quot;The doctor warned me that with my corpulence [𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔭𝔲𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔠𝔢]&quot; <br />---<br />If you had to recommend someone read 5 debug outputs to really get a feel for you and your tastes what 5 would you pick?<br /><a href=\"https://twitter.com/_thp/status/1037108920240807936\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" translate=\"no\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">twitter.com/_thp/status/103710</span><span class=\"invisible\">8920240807936</span></a></p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100669980240750492/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100669980240750492/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100669980240750492/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100669980240750492/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100669980240750492/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100669916754231842/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "published": "2018-09-04T22:43:44Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100669916754231842", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2018-09-04T22:43:44Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@CptnTiller/100669916754231842", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100669916754231842", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2018-09-04:objectId=51651411:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>If you had to recommend someone read 5 debug outputs to really get a feel for you and your tastes what 5 would you pick?</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>If you had to recommend someone read 5 debug outputs to really get a feel for you and your tastes what 5 would you pick?</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100669916754231842/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100669916754231842/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100669916754231842/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100669916754231842/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 1 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100669916754231842/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100669366679568456/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "published": "2018-09-04T20:23:51Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100669366679568456", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2018-09-04T20:23:51Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@CptnTiller/100669366679568456", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100669366679568456", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2018-09-04:objectId=51630584:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>Has THIS ever happened to YOU?</p><p>You have a job to be done, but your REGULAR fox just doesn’t seem up to the task!?</p><p>WELL, have I got a solution for YOU!</p><p>PRESENTING:</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>Has THIS ever happened to YOU?</p><p>You have a job to be done, but your REGULAR fox just doesn’t seem up to the task!?</p><p>WELL, have I got a solution for YOU!</p><p>PRESENTING:</p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/006/069/148/original/582caa67b6b51dea.jpeg", "name": null, "blurhash": null, "width": 1200, "height": 1200 } ], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100669366679568456/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100669366679568456/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100669366679568456/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100669366679568456/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100669366679568456/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100665944753749961/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "published": "2018-09-04T05:53:36Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100665944753749961", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2018-09-04T05:53:36Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@CptnTiller/100665944753749961", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100665944753749961", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2018-09-04:objectId=51493327:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>I started working at my family’s hardware store when I was 7 for free. At 9 I started making $.50 an hour, at 11 I made $2 an hour, at 14 $6.15 [minimum wage] an hour and I left at 19 making ~ $9 an hour <br />---<br />Labor Day huh? What was your very first job and how much did you make?<br /><a href=\"https://twitter.com/Amirkhary/status/1036621929359106049\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" translate=\"no\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">twitter.com/Amirkhary/status/1</span><span class=\"invisible\">036621929359106049</span></a></p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>I started working at my family’s hardware store when I was 7 for free. At 9 I started making $.50 an hour, at 11 I made $2 an hour, at 14 $6.15 [minimum wage] an hour and I left at 19 making ~ $9 an hour <br />---<br />Labor Day huh? What was your very first job and how much did you make?<br /><a href=\"https://twitter.com/Amirkhary/status/1036621929359106049\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" translate=\"no\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">twitter.com/Amirkhary/status/1</span><span class=\"invisible\">036621929359106049</span></a></p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100665944753749961/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100665944753749961/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100665944753749961/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100665944753749961/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100665944753749961/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100664886818686820/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "published": "2018-09-04T01:24:34Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100664886818686820", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2018-09-04T01:24:34Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@CptnTiller/100664886818686820", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100664886818686820", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2018-09-04:objectId=51457022:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>House on the Rocks<br /><a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/p/BnSR3AQAMyg/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" translate=\"no\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"\">instagram.com/p/BnSR3AQAMyg/</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>House on the Rocks<br /><a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/p/BnSR3AQAMyg/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" translate=\"no\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"\">instagram.com/p/BnSR3AQAMyg/</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/006/046/810/original/aedc67cda4c739d3.jpeg", "name": null, "blurhash": null, "width": 640, "height": 640 } ], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100664886818686820/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100664886818686820/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100664886818686820/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100664886818686820/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100664886818686820/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100659538799487654/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "published": "2018-09-03T02:44:29Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100659538799487654", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2018-09-03T02:44:29Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@CptnTiller/100659538799487654", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100659538799487654", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2018-09-03:objectId=51258821:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>Port is like what if fig newtons were a liquid?</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>Port is like what if fig newtons were a liquid?</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100659538799487654/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100659538799487654/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100659538799487654/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100659538799487654/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 1 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100659538799487654/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100652718372562425/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "published": "2018-09-01T21:49:58Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100652718372562425", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2018-09-01T21:49:58Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@CptnTiller/100652718372562425", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100652718372562425", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2018-09-01:objectId=51014541:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>HELLO! This grocery store in Iowa has a 10 for $10 deal on Annie’s Mac and cheese so here I am walking around/living my best life while the rest of my party finishes their shopping</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>HELLO! This grocery store in Iowa has a 10 for $10 deal on Annie’s Mac and cheese so here I am walking around/living my best life while the rest of my party finishes their shopping</p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/005/989/002/original/aec8ff5ec596dff1.jpeg", "name": null, "blurhash": null, "width": 901, "height": 1200 } ], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100652718372562425/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100652718372562425/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100652718372562425/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100652718372562425/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 1 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100652718372562425/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100651165845641040/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "published": "2018-09-01T15:15:08Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100651165845641040", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2018-09-01T15:15:08Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@CptnTiller/100651165845641040", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100651165845641040", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2018-09-01:objectId=50953081:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>Just passed a billboard with the phone number 1-800-LAW-TIGERS </p><p>Have a great day furries!</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>Just passed a billboard with the phone number 1-800-LAW-TIGERS </p><p>Have a great day furries!</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100651165845641040/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100651165845641040/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100651165845641040/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100651165845641040/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100651165845641040/shares", "type": 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"tag:mastodon.social,2018-09-01:objectId=50825760:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>I prefer to think of the way my beard hair grows in less as “neck-beard” and more as “natural contour”</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>I prefer to think of the way my beard hair grows in less as “neck-beard” and more as “natural contour”</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100647585914618962/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100647585914618962/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100647585914618962/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100647585914618962/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100647585914618962/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100640096180215543/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "published": "2018-08-30T16:19:59Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100640096180215543", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2018-08-30T16:19:59Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@CptnTiller/100640096180215543", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100640096180215543", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2018-08-30:objectId=50522237:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>Here&#39;s a pro-tip: If you get stopped by a police officer for doing crimes, just shrug and say &quot;Ain&#39;t no rules say a dog can&#39;t play basketball!&quot;</p><p>They legally have to let you go, no matter WHAT the crime was!</p><p>Just a helpful little tip for my criminal friends!</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>Here&#39;s a pro-tip: If you get stopped by a police officer for doing crimes, just shrug and say &quot;Ain&#39;t no rules say a dog can&#39;t play basketball!&quot;</p><p>They legally have to let you go, no matter WHAT the crime was!</p><p>Just a helpful little tip for my criminal friends!</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100640096180215543/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100640096180215543/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100640096180215543/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100640096180215543/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100640096180215543/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100635829829801433/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "published": "2018-08-29T22:14:59Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100635829829801433", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2018-08-29T22:14:59Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@CptnTiller/100635829829801433", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100635829829801433", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2018-08-29:objectId=50343912:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>Are we all prepared to talk about the fact that @overzen@twitter.com has somehow time traveled from his role in 1965 sitcom My Mother The Car, a show where the main characters mother is resurrected: as a car</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>Are we all prepared to talk about the fact that @overzen@twitter.com has somehow time traveled from his role in 1965 sitcom My Mother The Car, a show where the main characters mother is resurrected: as a car</p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": 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"https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "published": "2018-08-29T15:12:41Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100634169280228390", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2018-08-29T15:12:41Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@CptnTiller/100634169280228390", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100634169280228390", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2018-08-29:objectId=50270897:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>You think the letter g ever gets bummed out when we use an apostrophe instead of it at the end of the word?</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>You think the letter g ever gets bummed out when we use an apostrophe instead of it at the end of the word?</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100634169280228390/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100634169280228390/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100634169280228390/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100634169280228390/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100634169280228390/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100631100183464778/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "published": "2018-08-29T02:12:10Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100631100183464778", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2018-08-29T02:12:10Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@CptnTiller/100631100183464778", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100631100183464778", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2018-08-29:objectId=50145539:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>Reply to this tweet and I will make a short song of your tweet [I’ll probably stop after 5]</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>Reply to this tweet and I will make a short song of your tweet [I’ll probably stop after 5]</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100631100183464778/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100631100183464778/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100631100183464778/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100631100183464778/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100631100183464778/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100630763467442893/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "published": "2018-08-29T00:46:33Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers", "https://redwombat.social/users/duncandahusky" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100630763467442893", "type": "Note", "summary": "Continuing thoughts on relationships and #asexuality", "inReplyTo": "https://redwombat.social/users/duncandahusky/statuses/100630316178540119", "published": "2018-08-29T00:46:33Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@CptnTiller/100630763467442893", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers", "https://redwombat.social/users/duncandahusky" ], "sensitive": true, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100630763467442893", "inReplyToAtomUri": "https://redwombat.social/users/duncandahusky/statuses/100630316178540119", "conversation": "tag:redwombat.social,2018-08-28:objectId=239179:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://redwombat.social/@duncandahusky\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>duncandahusky</span></a></span> I’m glad, to the former!</p><p>And to the latter, yeah- it’s weird how it feels taboo to talk about NOT being sexual. Some unseen expectation that were all supposed to want to basically wanna fuck 24/7, 365</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://redwombat.social/@duncandahusky\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>duncandahusky</span></a></span> I’m glad, to the former!</p><p>And to the latter, yeah- it’s weird how it feels taboo to talk about NOT being sexual. Some unseen expectation that were all supposed to want to basically wanna fuck 24/7, 365</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [ { "type": "Mention", "href": "https://redwombat.social/users/duncandahusky", "name": "@duncandahusky@redwombat.social" } ], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100630763467442893/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100630763467442893/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100630763467442893/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100630763467442893/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100630763467442893/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100629923532885240/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "published": "2018-08-28T21:12:56Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers", "https://redwombat.social/users/duncandahusky" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100629923532885240", "type": "Note", "summary": "Continuing thoughts on relationships and #asexuality", "inReplyTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100629915032288989", "published": "2018-08-28T21:12:56Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@CptnTiller/100629923532885240", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers", "https://redwombat.social/users/duncandahusky" ], "sensitive": true, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100629923532885240", "inReplyToAtomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100629915032288989", "conversation": "tag:redwombat.social,2018-08-28:objectId=239179:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://redwombat.social/@duncandahusky\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>duncandahusky</span></a></span> mad and I don&#39;t really have much sexual chemistry towards each other, and the moments when we&#39;re both hyper interested in sex at the same time are rare. We decided to be open and its working nicely for us, but even if we hadn&#39;t I don&#39;t think it would be a dealbreaker in either direction.</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://redwombat.social/@duncandahusky\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>duncandahusky</span></a></span> mad and I don&#39;t really have much sexual chemistry towards each other, and the moments when we&#39;re both hyper interested in sex at the same time are rare. We decided to be open and its working nicely for us, but even if we hadn&#39;t I don&#39;t think it would be a dealbreaker in either direction.</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [ { "type": "Mention", "href": "https://redwombat.social/users/duncandahusky", "name": "@duncandahusky@redwombat.social" } ], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100629923532885240/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100629923532885240/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100629923532885240/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100629923532885240/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100629923532885240/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100629915032288989/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "published": "2018-08-28T21:10:47Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers", "https://redwombat.social/users/duncandahusky" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100629915032288989", "type": "Note", "summary": "Continuing thoughts on relationships and #asexuality", "inReplyTo": "https://redwombat.social/users/duncandahusky/statuses/100629075408398796", "published": "2018-08-28T21:10:47Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@CptnTiller/100629915032288989", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers", "https://redwombat.social/users/duncandahusky" ], "sensitive": true, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100629915032288989", "inReplyToAtomUri": "https://redwombat.social/users/duncandahusky/statuses/100629075408398796", "conversation": "tag:redwombat.social,2018-08-28:objectId=239179:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://redwombat.social/@duncandahusky\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>duncandahusky</span></a></span> remember that you&#39;re you, no matter what- and that a romantic relationship is at its core based on who someone is, not their libido. I can&#39;t speak for the world, but sex isn&#39;t a critical part of a relationship for me- so dating somebody who isn&#39;t necessarily always going to be interested in sex wouldn&#39;t be something that really bothered me. I can&#39;t imagine that&#39;s limited to just me!</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://redwombat.social/@duncandahusky\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>duncandahusky</span></a></span> remember that you&#39;re you, no matter what- and that a romantic relationship is at its core based on who someone is, not their libido. I can&#39;t speak for the world, but sex isn&#39;t a critical part of a relationship for me- so dating somebody who isn&#39;t necessarily always going to be interested in sex wouldn&#39;t be something that really bothered me. I can&#39;t imagine that&#39;s limited to just me!</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [ { "type": "Mention", "href": "https://redwombat.social/users/duncandahusky", "name": "@duncandahusky@redwombat.social" } ], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100629915032288989/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100629915032288989/replies?min_id=100629923532885240&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100629915032288989/replies", "items": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100629923532885240" ] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100629915032288989/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/100629915032288989/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/99004878271404155/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "published": "2017-11-14T21:22:33Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers", "https://mastodon.social/users/Brophey", "https://mastodon.social/users/CodexGator" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/99004878271404155", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/Brophey/statuses/99002006606825662", "published": "2017-11-14T21:22:33Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@CptnTiller/99004878271404155", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers", "https://mastodon.social/users/Brophey", "https://mastodon.social/users/CodexGator" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/99004878271404155", "inReplyToAtomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/Brophey/statuses/99002006606825662", "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2017-11-13:objectId=14914134:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Brophey\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Brophey</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@CodexGator\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>CodexGator</span></a></span> AHA: a victory toot toot</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Brophey\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Brophey</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@CodexGator\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>CodexGator</span></a></span> AHA: a victory toot toot</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [ { "type": "Mention", "href": "https://mastodon.social/users/Brophey", "name": "@Brophey" }, { "type": "Mention", "href": "https://mastodon.social/users/CodexGator", "name": "@CodexGator" } ], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/99004878271404155/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/99004878271404155/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/99004878271404155/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/99004878271404155/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/99004878271404155/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/99004876678266717/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "published": "2017-11-14T21:22:09Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers", "https://mastodon.social/users/DuncanDaHusky", "https://mastodon.social/users/CodexGator", "https://mastodon.social/users/Brophey" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/99004876678266717", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/DuncanDaHusky/statuses/99002955631300243", "published": "2017-11-14T21:22:09Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@CptnTiller/99004876678266717", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers", "https://mastodon.social/users/DuncanDaHusky", "https://mastodon.social/users/CodexGator", "https://mastodon.social/users/Brophey" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/99004876678266717", "inReplyToAtomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/DuncanDaHusky/statuses/99002955631300243", "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2017-11-13:objectId=14914134:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@DuncanDaHusky\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>DuncanDaHusky</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@CodexGator\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>CodexGator</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Brophey\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Brophey</span></a></span> I couldn&#39;t log into that one, I got a white screen after I clicked the login button!</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@DuncanDaHusky\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>DuncanDaHusky</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@CodexGator\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>CodexGator</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Brophey\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Brophey</span></a></span> I couldn&#39;t log into that one, I got a white screen after I clicked the login button!</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [ { "type": "Mention", "href": "https://mastodon.social/users/DuncanDaHusky", "name": "@DuncanDaHusky" }, { "type": "Mention", "href": "https://mastodon.social/users/CodexGator", "name": "@CodexGator" }, { "type": "Mention", "href": "https://mastodon.social/users/Brophey", "name": "@Brophey" } ], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/99004876678266717/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/99004876678266717/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": 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"https://mastodon.social/@CptnTiller/98998708284467629", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers", "https://mastodon.social/users/CodexGator" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/98998708284467629", "inReplyToAtomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/CodexGator/statuses/98998687813323102", "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2017-11-13:objectId=14914134:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@CodexGator\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>CodexGator</span></a></span> I hate this, but also I love this</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@CodexGator\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>CodexGator</span></a></span> I hate this, but also I love this</p>" }, "attachment": 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"https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/98998641527617817", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2017-11-13T18:56:28Z", "url": "https://mastodon.social/@CptnTiller/98998641527617817", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/98998641527617817", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.social,2017-11-13:objectId=14914134:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>Okay first mast on mastodon. Gotta make sure I make a good impression. I assume they&#39;re called masts? Anyway, excited to check out this new thing</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>Okay first mast on mastodon. Gotta make sure I make a good impression. I assume they&#39;re called masts? Anyway, excited to check out this new thing</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/98998641527617817/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/98998641527617817/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/98998641527617817/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/98998641527617817/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 1 }, "shares": { "id": "https://mastodon.social/users/CptnTiller/statuses/98998641527617817/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } } } ] }