ActivityPub Viewer

A small tool to view real-world ActivityPub objects as JSON! Enter a URL or username from Mastodon or a similar service below, and we'll send a request with the right Accept header to the server to view the underlying object.

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{ "@context": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams", { "ostatus": "http://ostatus.org#", "atomUri": "ostatus:atomUri", "inReplyToAtomUri": "ostatus:inReplyToAtomUri", "conversation": "ostatus:conversation", "sensitive": "as:sensitive", "toot": "http://joinmastodon.org/ns#", "votersCount": "toot:votersCount", "Hashtag": "as:Hashtag", "blurhash": "toot:blurhash", "focalPoint": { "@container": "@list", "@id": "toot:focalPoint" } } ], "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/outbox?min_id=0&page=true", "type": "OrderedCollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/outbox?max_id=109308312369168257&page=true", "prev": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/outbox?min_id=110227420825399514&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/outbox", "orderedItems": [ { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110227420825399514/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "published": "2023-04-19T20:42:43Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110227420825399514", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2023-04-19T20:42:43Z", "url": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/@kierkegaank/110227420825399514", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110227420825399514", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.sdf.org,2023-04-19:objectId=84571837:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>You can tell that <a href=\"https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/StarTrek\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>StarTrek</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/DS9\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>DS9</span></a> is dated science fiction when there’s a storyline with an attempted coup d’etat on Earth and it is outrageous and has consequences for the traitors</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>You can tell that <a href=\"https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/StarTrek\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>StarTrek</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/DS9\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>DS9</span></a> is dated science fiction when there’s a storyline with an attempted coup d’etat on Earth and it is outrageous and has consequences for the traitors</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [ { "type": "Hashtag", "href": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/startrek", "name": "#startrek" }, { "type": "Hashtag", "href": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/ds9", "name": "#ds9" } ], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110227420825399514/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110227420825399514/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110227420825399514/replies", "items": [] } } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110209983642940650/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "published": "2023-04-16T18:48:12Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110209983642940650", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2023-04-16T18:48:12Z", "url": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/@kierkegaank/110209983642940650", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110209983642940650", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.sdf.org,2023-04-16:objectId=83942413:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>Everybody knows that the dice are loaded <br />Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed <br />Everybody knows that the war is over <br />Everybody knows the good guys lost </p><p>Everybody knows the fight was fixed <br />The poor stay poor, the rich get rich <br />That&#39;s how it goes <br />Everybody knows</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>Everybody knows that the dice are loaded <br />Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed <br />Everybody knows that the war is over <br />Everybody knows the good guys lost </p><p>Everybody knows the fight was fixed <br />The poor stay poor, the rich get rich <br />That&#39;s how it goes <br />Everybody knows</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110209983642940650/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110209983642940650/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110209983642940650/replies", "items": [] } } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110157145649819966/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "published": "2023-04-07T10:50:49Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110157145649819966", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2023-04-07T10:50:49Z", "url": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/@kierkegaank/110157145649819966", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110157145649819966", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.sdf.org,2023-04-07:objectId=82090907:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>When you’re corrupt af and try to overthrow your democratically elected government but are legally untouchable</p><p><a href=\"https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/clarencethomas\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>clarencethomas</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/ginnithomas\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>ginnithomas</span></a></p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>When you’re corrupt af and try to overthrow your democratically elected government but are legally untouchable</p><p><a href=\"https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/clarencethomas\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>clarencethomas</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/ginnithomas\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>ginnithomas</span></a></p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/png", "url": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/110/157/118/481/994/343/original/287deccbffb355d6.png", "name": "Clarence and Ginni Thomas laughing their asses off", "blurhash": "ULFNxZ5mEe;}~VnPW=OB%fwdw{J7=|WUNGVs", "width": 1250, "height": 650 } ], "tag": [ { "type": "Hashtag", "href": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/clarencethomas", "name": "#clarencethomas" }, { "type": "Hashtag", "href": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/ginnithomas", "name": "#ginnithomas" } ], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110157145649819966/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110157145649819966/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110157145649819966/replies", "items": [] } } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110152442703955498/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "published": "2023-04-06T14:54:47Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110152442703955498", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2023-04-06T14:54:47Z", "url": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/@kierkegaank/110152442703955498", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110152442703955498", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.sdf.org,2023-04-06:objectId=81913757:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>If you can’t handle me at my worst, good, I don’t appreciate being handled.</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>If you can’t handle me at my worst, good, I don’t appreciate being handled.</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110152442703955498/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110152442703955498/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110152442703955498/replies", "items": [] } } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110124451212303671/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "published": "2023-04-01T16:16:11Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110124451212303671", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2023-04-01T16:16:11Z", "url": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/@kierkegaank/110124451212303671", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110124451212303671", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.sdf.org,2023-04-01:objectId=80960470:objectType=Conversation", "content": "", "contentMap": { "en": "" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/110/124/447/648/826/501/original/c9f37709ca9e2d1a.jpeg", "name": "Tweet: Richard Pini. The most compelling argument for the Oxford Comma I've yet seen. (Brian, this one's for you. ). \n\nShared article snippet: Among those interviewed were Merle Haggard's two ex-wives, Kris Kristofferson and Robert Duvall. This book is dedicated to my parents, Ayn Rand and God. Highlights of Peter Ustinov's global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector.", "blurhash": "UpLg-9ayaeay%gWBj[j[01ayj[j[DiofWBax", "focalPoint": [ 0, 0 ], "width": 508, "height": 540 } ], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110124451212303671/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110124451212303671/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110124451212303671/replies", "items": [] } } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110120077392668506/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "published": "2023-03-31T21:43:52Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110120077392668506", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2023-03-31T21:43:52Z", "url": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/@kierkegaank/110120077392668506", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "sensitive": true, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110120077392668506", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.sdf.org,2023-03-31:objectId=80823753:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>Try not to laugh-challenge</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>Try not to laugh-challenge</p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/110/120/075/252/693/031/original/ebdd98579e1d1d04.jpeg", "name": "I Los Angeles Times Commentary: If Twitter finally dies, where do we find the smart people?", "blurhash": "UqOWvn~qM{IUWBRjj[ofxvWBWBayazxtWBWB", "focalPoint": [ 0, 0 ], "width": 749, "height": 287 } ], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110120077392668506/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110120077392668506/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110120077392668506/replies", "items": [] } } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110107088632480067/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "published": "2023-03-29T14:40:39Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110107088632480067", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2023-03-29T14:40:39Z", "url": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/@kierkegaank/110107088632480067", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110107088632480067", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.sdf.org,2023-03-29:objectId=80346366:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p><a href=\"https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/Angles\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>Angles</span></a> reveal <a href=\"https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/biases\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>biases</span></a></p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p><a href=\"https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/Angles\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>Angles</span></a> reveal <a href=\"https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/biases\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>biases</span></a></p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/png", "url": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/110/107/080/495/620/258/original/ad3edd11d9076a2f.png", "name": "Headline about woman who found squatters in her second home. Or woman has more houses than she uses while family of five is homeless", "blurhash": "UvMjw6ofWBs.f6WBfQRj_NfRj[j[n%ofays:", "width": 1536, "height": 853 } ], "tag": [ { "type": "Hashtag", "href": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/angles", "name": "#angles" }, { "type": "Hashtag", "href": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/biases", "name": "#biases" } ], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110107088632480067/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110107088632480067/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/110107088632480067/replies", "items": [] } } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109982382636629376/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "published": "2023-03-07T14:06:17Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109982382636629376", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2023-03-07T14:06:17Z", "url": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/@kierkegaank/109982382636629376", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109982382636629376", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.sdf.org,2023-03-07:objectId=76061784:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>Somehow Youtube’s algorithm came to think my sleep listening habits meant I wanted to watch content about osteoporosis for entertainment. Long story short, I now have a new deep fear clawing at the inside of my skull.</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>Somehow Youtube’s algorithm came to think my sleep listening habits meant I wanted to watch content about osteoporosis for entertainment. Long story short, I now have a new deep fear clawing at the inside of my skull.</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109982382636629376/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109982382636629376/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109982382636629376/replies", "items": [] } } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109971242708340580/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "published": "2023-03-05T14:53:15Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109971242708340580", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109971206246450907", "published": "2023-03-05T14:53:15Z", "url": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/@kierkegaank/109971242708340580", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109971242708340580", "inReplyToAtomUri": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109971206246450907", "conversation": "tag:mastodon.sdf.org,2023-03-05:objectId=75699869:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>Source</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>Source</p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/109/971/239/024/030/726/original/fae4b7143e48268d.jpeg", "name": "businessinsider.com \n This spring, a woman named Jessica Burgess and her daughter will stand trial in Nebraska for performing an illegal abortion - with a key piece of evidence provided by Meta, the parent company of Facebook. Burgess allegedly helped her daughter find and take pills that would induce an abortion. The teenage Burgess also faces charges for allegedly illegally disposing of the fetus' remains. \n\nTechCrunch reported internal chat logs were provided to law enforcement officers by the social media company, which indicated the pair had discussed their plan to find the medication through the app.", "blurhash": "U3RfnJ0K~qIU0e-p%2t7t,xuRjxu.9x]kqs:", "focalPoint": [ 0, 0 ], "width": 749, "height": 816 } ], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109971242708340580/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109971242708340580/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109971242708340580/replies", "items": [] } } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109971206246450907/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "published": "2023-03-05T14:43:59Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109971206246450907", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2023-03-05T14:43:59Z", "url": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/@kierkegaank/109971206246450907", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109971206246450907", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.sdf.org,2023-03-05:objectId=75699869:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>After a request from the police, Facebook snitched on a teenager in Nebraska who got an abortion and is now facing prosecution.</p><p>Is that user hostile and petty enough for you to delete Facebook/Instagram/Whatsapp if mapping your entire existence, kingmaking Trump in 16, fixin’ Brexit, and being instrumental in the Myanmar genocide wasn’t?</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>After a request from the police, Facebook snitched on a teenager in Nebraska who got an abortion and is now facing prosecution.</p><p>Is that user hostile and petty enough for you to delete Facebook/Instagram/Whatsapp if mapping your entire existence, kingmaking Trump in 16, fixin’ Brexit, and being instrumental in the Myanmar genocide wasn’t?</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109971206246450907/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109971206246450907/replies?min_id=109971242708340580&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109971206246450907/replies", "items": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109971242708340580" ] } } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109948746570202463/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "published": "2023-03-01T15:32:11Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109948746570202463", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2023-03-01T15:32:11Z", "url": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/@kierkegaank/109948746570202463", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109948746570202463", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.sdf.org,2023-03-01:objectId=74965333:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p><a href=\"https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/Trees\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>Trees</span></a> communicate when they experience distress, and other trees use their root systems to share water and nutrients with those in need. Upon learning this <a href=\"https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/AynRand\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>AynRand</span></a> died in a puff of sulphurous smoke.</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p><a href=\"https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/Trees\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>Trees</span></a> communicate when they experience distress, and other trees use their root systems to share water and nutrients with those in need. Upon learning this <a href=\"https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/AynRand\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"tag\">#<span>AynRand</span></a> died in a puff of sulphurous smoke.</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [ { "type": "Hashtag", "href": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/trees", "name": "#trees" }, { "type": "Hashtag", "href": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/tags/aynrand", "name": "#aynrand" } ], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109948746570202463/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109948746570202463/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109948746570202463/replies", "items": [] } } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109947898256190540/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "published": "2023-03-01T11:56:27Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109947898256190540", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2023-03-01T11:56:27Z", "url": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/@kierkegaank/109947898256190540", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109947898256190540", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.sdf.org,2023-03-01:objectId=74933889:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>I’ve started with intermittent fasting, as well as massively reducing my intake of sugar and other highly processed consumables.</p><p>My first evaluation of this tells me that after two weeks I have lost 2.5kg and all the joy and pleasure I had left in life. Nirvana is waiting.</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>I’ve started with intermittent fasting, as well as massively reducing my intake of sugar and other highly processed consumables.</p><p>My first evaluation of this tells me that after two weeks I have lost 2.5kg and all the joy and pleasure I had left in life. Nirvana is waiting.</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109947898256190540/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109947898256190540/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109947898256190540/replies", "items": [] } } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109796984162352447/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "published": "2023-02-02T20:17:01Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109796984162352447", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2023-02-02T20:17:01Z", "url": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/@kierkegaank/109796984162352447", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109796984162352447", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.sdf.org,2023-02-02:objectId=69697567:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>Is this why jocks at my schools tormented gifted kids?</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>Is this why jocks at my schools tormented gifted kids?</p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/109/796/977/318/346/395/original/b588ad094ad489c0.jpeg", "name": "Tweet: I ordered a 9-inch Pizza. After a while, the waiter brought two 5- inch pizzas and said, the 9-Inch pizza was not available and he was giving me two 5-inches Pizzas instead, and that I am getting 1 inch more for free! requested the waiter to call the owner. gave him the mathematical formula to calculate the area of a circle. Circle Area = I r2 where IT = 3.1415926, is the radius of the circle. So, a 9-inch circle area 63.62 sq.in. = while a 5-inch circle area is 19.63 sq.in. The two 5-inch circle areas add up to 39.26 sq. in . I said that even if he gave three pizzas, would still lose-out. \"How can you say you are giving me an extra inch for free?\" The owner was speechless. He finally gave me 4 pizzas. Take Maths seriouslyl", "blurhash": "U9Rp8-00?b%MV@j@RjRjaeRiRjt7%MWBM{WB", "focalPoint": [ -0.04513064133016627, 0.9387755102040817 ], "width": 695, "height": 1280 } ], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109796984162352447/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109796984162352447/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109796984162352447/replies", "items": [] } } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109740416585773832/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "published": "2023-01-23T20:31:08Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109740416585773832", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2023-01-23T20:31:08Z", "url": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/@kierkegaank/109740416585773832", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109740416585773832", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.sdf.org,2023-01-23:objectId=67684519:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>In Fellowship of the ring, Aragorn is 87 years old. It is never too late to start something new when you’re fictional.</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>In Fellowship of the ring, Aragorn is 87 years old. It is never too late to start something new when you’re fictional.</p>" }, "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109740416585773832/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109740416585773832/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109740416585773832/replies", "items": [] } } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109727955338385556/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "published": "2023-01-21T15:42:04Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109727955338385556", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2023-01-21T15:42:04Z", "url": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/@kierkegaank/109727955338385556", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109727955338385556", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.sdf.org,2023-01-21:objectId=67269602:objectType=Conversation", "content": "", "contentMap": { "en": "" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/109/727/950/112/854/883/original/adffabc6b5ab2e56.jpeg", "name": "Illustration of Newton demonstrating splitting white light into its constituent colors through prism. Text says: Sir Isaac Newton inventing homosexuality, circa 1669", "blurhash": "UDDlyR?bE3%M02R*%LWB0LM{IURPRlt6t7xu", "focalPoint": [ 0, 0 ], "width": 1280, "height": 1159 } ], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109727955338385556/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109727955338385556/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109727955338385556/replies", "items": [] } } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109701963049305064/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "published": "2023-01-17T01:31:53Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109701963049305064", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2023-01-17T01:31:53Z", "url": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/@kierkegaank/109701963049305064", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109701963049305064", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mastodon.sdf.org,2023-01-17:objectId=66359518:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>I never cease to be astonished that the airbrushed person on the left was the granddaughter of pioneering quantum physicist Max Born, and the airbrushed person to the right belives that the galactic overlord Xenu extracted overpopulated alien thetans (souls) 75 million years ago, planted them in earth volcanos (that geology says didn’t exist 75M years ago) and then nuked the shit out of them, and so here we are now, vessels of thetans</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>I never cease to be astonished that the airbrushed person on the left was the granddaughter of pioneering quantum physicist Max Born, and the airbrushed person to the right belives that the galactic overlord Xenu extracted overpopulated alien thetans (souls) 75 million years ago, planted them in earth volcanos (that geology says didn’t exist 75M years ago) and then nuked the shit out of them, and so here we are now, vessels of thetans</p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/system/media_attachments/files/109/701/914/285/221/281/original/937f690deff01024.jpeg", "name": "Olivia Newton John and John Travolta in Grease", "blurhash": "UHJG=+O@TK~pKQgixb=|F|-Vxv-;Ip?aI;D*", "focalPoint": [ 0, 0 ], "width": 1280, "height": 720 } ], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109701963049305064/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109701963049305064/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109701963049305064/replies", "items": [] } } } }, { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109681503363275866/activity", "type": "Create", "actor": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "published": "2023-01-13T10:48:43Z", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers", "https://mstdn.party/users/UncleDuke1969" ], "object": { "id": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109681503363275866", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2023-01-13T10:48:43Z", "url": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/@kierkegaank/109681503363275866", "attributedTo": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/followers", "https://mstdn.party/users/UncleDuke1969" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://mastodon.sdf.org/users/kierkegaank/statuses/109681503363275866", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:mstdn.party,2023-01-13:objectId=19531797:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mstdn.party/@UncleDuke1969\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>UncleDuke1969</span></a></span> Google translate is less of an Asian parent in its work</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mstdn.party/@UncleDuke1969\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>UncleDuke1969</span></a></span> Google translate is less of an Asian parent in its work</p>" }, "attachment": [ { "type": "Document", "mediaType": "image/jpeg", "url": 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