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"content": "<p>I went through a similar cycle back in 2013 when I learned about Bluetooth-enabled smart toilets with bidet functions. Instantly predicted they would be hacked for remote-control squirting surprises, only to discover within 30 days that they already had been hacked (although at that time, no non-consensual bung-washing had been reported). </p><p><a href=\"https://www.erosblog.com/2013/08/04/i-predicted-bluetooth-smart-toilet-hacks/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" translate=\"no\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">erosblog.com/2013/08/04/i-pred</span><span class=\"invisible\">icted-bluetooth-smart-toilet-hacks/</span></a></p>",
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"content": "<p>By the way when I say "someone on here" I am probably subtooting. This is a classic example of why I do this. A rando talking about tea-bagging (the gaming phenomenon) may very well not be ready to get hit with a sex blogger talking about, surprisingly, not the sex act, but the political cancer invented by Newt Gingrich that metastasized into MAGA.</p>",
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"content": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@lorgonumputz\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>lorgonumputz</span></a></span> Me too, but 2024 me can't remember if she was real, or a satirist clipped out of her context, or if perhaps I was more innocent back then and not considering the second possibility. But there were indeed plenty of loud-and-proud self-described tea baggers!</p>",
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"content": "<p>Somebody on here mentioned tea-bagging in the scrotal sense and for me it was a SUDDEN flashback to that moment in 2009 when the self-described teabaggers in politics suddenly discovered the ballsy connotations and frantically did the "cat covering up the evidence on concrete" shimmy while trying to claim that they never used any version of that phrase, it was their dirty-minded enemies all along. </p><p><a href=\"https://www.erosblog.com/2009/10/08/this-party-sucks/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener noreferrer\" translate=\"no\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">erosblog.com/2009/10/08/this-p</span><span class=\"invisible\">arty-sucks/</span></a></p>",
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"content": "<p>I stared at this graphic so long that it scrolled hopelessly far away when I refreshed, so I lost the attribution.</p><p>I am, obviously, not into tech. I am:</p><p>2 from the left column, 4 from the right column.</p>",
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