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"content": "<p>do the gender investigator bit but for AI generated media; “we can always tell”</p>",
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"content": "<p>selecting the right font to maximize conversions on my website where i sell tshirts that say shit like “im the motherfucking boss of this dick” and “if you want to stare at these tits you should buy them a ring 💍”</p>",
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