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"content": "<p>... speaking of leopards eating faces</p>",
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"content": "<p>Cats finally caught a mouse! And ate most of it! So proud! And so disgusted!</p>",
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"content": "<p>Of course stores switch directly from Halloween to Christmas. There are no intermediate retail holidays. Thanksgiving doesn't entail a whole lot of junk to buy. It's not like moving shit around is free, you're not going to do an extra decor or stock changeover unless there is some sale to be got from it.</p>",
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