ActivityPub Viewer

A small tool to view real-world ActivityPub objects as JSON! Enter a URL or username from Mastodon or a similar service below, and we'll send a request with the right Accept header to the server to view the underlying object.

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I still don’t have any control over what arises due to said post, not that I did to begin with, but, you know.", "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2024-10-06T18:45:54Z", "url": "https://caneandable.social/@Joe/113261959896190147", "attributedTo": "https://caneandable.social/users/Joe", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://caneandable.social/users/Joe/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://caneandable.social/users/Joe/statuses/113261959896190147", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:caneandable.social,2024-10-06:objectId=406804:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>Recovered from the feta verse by some sad individual, here is my original post, which I stupidly deleted. For those who saw it, sorry. For those who didn’t, enjoy, or something.<br />By the way, for those who saw it, you may want to read it again, because there are some new/additional/edited content/words in the post/toot. I just said that just so I could add another few words delineated by slashes. I’m a slasher don’t ya know! :-) that’s what they call me, Joe the slasher… But I digress, and by the way, if you haven’t read this yet/already, there is a lot of digression in this post. Be prepared to be digressed, severely and/or a lot, or something.<br />So, in lieu of a bio, because and only because I have no idea how to put one together using a client, here’s an introductory post about me. You’re probably thanking whatever deity you pray to if any, that there’s no bio, because if there was, it would probably be about as long, or even longer than this post. Sit back, relax, because I can talk, and most likely won’t stop. Thanks for imposing such a high character limit on this instance Mr. moderator.<br />I’m Joe, hence my name, I go by other names as well, for those who know me, you know who I am, and for those who don’t, that’s probably a good thing. :-) Seriously though, I’m a geek, and there will be a lot of geeky posts using this username, and this instant in general.<br />What else do you wanna know about me? I guess you could always ask. And you thought this wouldn’t be a long post… That’s what you get for thinking. :-) in all seriousness though too, I’m sarcastic, but yet on the same side of the coin, or on the flipside of the coin, or whatever part of the coin you want it to be on, I don’t say too much, because most of the time when I say something my questions don’t get answered. That’s in the real world, and on the social media world. Sometimes they do, but other times… God bless Google, that’s all I can say.<br />As far as sex and location,, I’m old. I put this so I don’t have to go back every year and update an age. Even though it would be mostly just an incremental number, I’m lazy. :-) As for sex, no thanks. :-) i’m an individual. I don’t go for the whole pronouns thing, because honestly I don’t understand it, and… I’m a male. That’s probably neither here nor there. Or maybe it is, because I mentioned it. I honestly have no idea what I’m saying anymore. I think I’m just trying to fill up space, as I usually try to do with my post just keep talking and talking and talking until people either get sick of me, or just read all the way through and hope I’ll say something productive and/or funny which most likely won’t happen.<br />Why did I call myself what I did on this instance you ask? Or maybe you didn’t, but I’m gonna tell you anyway. I go by a call sign usually, because that’s what I’ve been forever, but given the fact that this is a new instance, and assumably not many people are on same instance, or is it said instance, again, I digress, I thought I would be that guy, and say, hey, my username is my name. So nobody can take it from me, and I’m one of the OG‘s or something. :-) OK, I’ll tell you who I am. My previous handle on previous social media platforms was KD0ESS. I say that as if I had other handles, which I don’t. confused yet? Good!<br />It’s interesting that I have to say new line, as opposed to hitting a carriage return on the keyboard. I’m dictating, because I’m lazy. Plus, I can talk faster than I can type. I would be scared to find somebody who could type faster than they could talk, or somebody who could talk and type as fast as they could talk and/or type. I got confused by saying that, and surprisingly didn’t mess it up at all.<br />By this time you’re either rolling on the floor laughing, or tearing out your hair, assuming you have any left, or had any at all to begin with before reading this post. If you did, good, and if you did and don’t, good? And if you don’t and try to tear out hair that you don’t have, I would question your mental state and/or sanity.<br />I think I’m gonna stop now, because I honestly don’t have anything else to say, well, I do, but I’m sure those Who are reading and/or listening don’t want to hear and/read about me and my constant blathering. If you do, message me, and if you don’t, then… I guess you don’t. Either way, you’ll see my posts, unless you don’t follow me or have blocked me, or have followed me, and thus are thinking about unfollowing and/or blocking me due to what you’ve read on this introductory post. First impressions are the most lasting, and I probably screwed some up for somebody. :-)<br />In all seriousness though, I am a fun guy, and no, nothing to do with mushrooms, even though I used to be one… I’m still a fun guy, even though I’m not a fungi. figure that one out. :-)<br />While I’m mentioning people from the past, Mr. M, which is what I call him, and he doesn’t seem to mind, or at least if he does he hasn’t said anything to me. But then again, who else would he say something about what I call him to other than me? But I digress, which is a common state for me to be in. Diggression? Probably sounds bad. Either way, I’ve totally derailed this topic, did say that I am the most interesting person on the planet back in 2011, and, yes Virginia, I still am that interesting, if not more so, or less so, depending on your opinion, not yours, unless you think that low of me, I mean anybody’s opinion, 13 years later, assuming you’re reading this in 2024, or assuming you’re even reading this at all. If you’re not, reading this in 2024 that is, add additional numbers to 13, because that’s when this post was posted. And if you’re not reading this at all Mr. M, never mind, because ya won’t see this to begin with. Or maybe somebody will mention it to you, and you’ll just be just that curious as to who the newbie that’s on your instance is. Just be forewarned, even though this post is almost done, this is time you won’t get back. Sorry! :-)<br />Either way, I seriously hope you guys enjoy what I bring to this instance, which probably won’t be much, but I definitely won’t be using it to cross post exclusively for other social media platforms, because that’s a no no.</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>Recovered from the feta verse by some sad individual, here is my original post, which I stupidly deleted. For those who saw it, sorry. For those who didn’t, enjoy, or something.<br />By the way, for those who saw it, you may want to read it again, because there are some new/additional/edited content/words in the post/toot. I just said that just so I could add another few words delineated by slashes. I’m a slasher don’t ya know! :-) that’s what they call me, Joe the slasher… But I digress, and by the way, if you haven’t read this yet/already, there is a lot of digression in this post. Be prepared to be digressed, severely and/or a lot, or something.<br />So, in lieu of a bio, because and only because I have no idea how to put one together using a client, here’s an introductory post about me. You’re probably thanking whatever deity you pray to if any, that there’s no bio, because if there was, it would probably be about as long, or even longer than this post. Sit back, relax, because I can talk, and most likely won’t stop. Thanks for imposing such a high character limit on this instance Mr. moderator.<br />I’m Joe, hence my name, I go by other names as well, for those who know me, you know who I am, and for those who don’t, that’s probably a good thing. :-) Seriously though, I’m a geek, and there will be a lot of geeky posts using this username, and this instant in general.<br />What else do you wanna know about me? I guess you could always ask. And you thought this wouldn’t be a long post… That’s what you get for thinking. :-) in all seriousness though too, I’m sarcastic, but yet on the same side of the coin, or on the flipside of the coin, or whatever part of the coin you want it to be on, I don’t say too much, because most of the time when I say something my questions don’t get answered. That’s in the real world, and on the social media world. Sometimes they do, but other times… God bless Google, that’s all I can say.<br />As far as sex and location,, I’m old. I put this so I don’t have to go back every year and update an age. Even though it would be mostly just an incremental number, I’m lazy. :-) As for sex, no thanks. :-) i’m an individual. I don’t go for the whole pronouns thing, because honestly I don’t understand it, and… I’m a male. That’s probably neither here nor there. Or maybe it is, because I mentioned it. I honestly have no idea what I’m saying anymore. I think I’m just trying to fill up space, as I usually try to do with my post just keep talking and talking and talking until people either get sick of me, or just read all the way through and hope I’ll say something productive and/or funny which most likely won’t happen.<br />Why did I call myself what I did on this instance you ask? Or maybe you didn’t, but I’m gonna tell you anyway. I go by a call sign usually, because that’s what I’ve been forever, but given the fact that this is a new instance, and assumably not many people are on same instance, or is it said instance, again, I digress, I thought I would be that guy, and say, hey, my username is my name. So nobody can take it from me, and I’m one of the OG‘s or something. :-) OK, I’ll tell you who I am. My previous handle on previous social media platforms was KD0ESS. I say that as if I had other handles, which I don’t. confused yet? Good!<br />It’s interesting that I have to say new line, as opposed to hitting a carriage return on the keyboard. I’m dictating, because I’m lazy. Plus, I can talk faster than I can type. I would be scared to find somebody who could type faster than they could talk, or somebody who could talk and type as fast as they could talk and/or type. I got confused by saying that, and surprisingly didn’t mess it up at all.<br />By this time you’re either rolling on the floor laughing, or tearing out your hair, assuming you have any left, or had any at all to begin with before reading this post. If you did, good, and if you did and don’t, good? And if you don’t and try to tear out hair that you don’t have, I would question your mental state and/or sanity.<br />I think I’m gonna stop now, because I honestly don’t have anything else to say, well, I do, but I’m sure those Who are reading and/or listening don’t want to hear and/read about me and my constant blathering. If you do, message me, and if you don’t, then… I guess you don’t. Either way, you’ll see my posts, unless you don’t follow me or have blocked me, or have followed me, and thus are thinking about unfollowing and/or blocking me due to what you’ve read on this introductory post. First impressions are the most lasting, and I probably screwed some up for somebody. :-)<br />In all seriousness though, I am a fun guy, and no, nothing to do with mushrooms, even though I used to be one… I’m still a fun guy, even though I’m not a fungi. figure that one out. :-)<br />While I’m mentioning people from the past, Mr. M, which is what I call him, and he doesn’t seem to mind, or at least if he does he hasn’t said anything to me. But then again, who else would he say something about what I call him to other than me? But I digress, which is a common state for me to be in. Diggression? Probably sounds bad. Either way, I’ve totally derailed this topic, did say that I am the most interesting person on the planet back in 2011, and, yes Virginia, I still am that interesting, if not more so, or less so, depending on your opinion, not yours, unless you think that low of me, I mean anybody’s opinion, 13 years later, assuming you’re reading this in 2024, or assuming you’re even reading this at all. If you’re not, reading this in 2024 that is, add additional numbers to 13, because that’s when this post was posted. And if you’re not reading this at all Mr. M, never mind, because ya won’t see this to begin with. Or maybe somebody will mention it to you, and you’ll just be just that curious as to who the newbie that’s on your instance is. Just be forewarned, even though this post is almost done, this is time you won’t get back. Sorry! :-)<br />Either way, I seriously hope you guys enjoy what I bring to this instance, which probably won’t be much, but I definitely won’t be using it to cross post exclusively for other social media platforms, because that’s a no no.</p>" }, "updated": "2024-10-06T18:48:16Z", "attachment": [], "tag": [], "replies": { "id": "https://caneandable.social/users/Joe/statuses/113261959896190147/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://caneandable.social/users/Joe/statuses/113261959896190147/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://caneandable.social/users/Joe/statuses/113261959896190147/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://caneandable.social/users/Joe/statuses/113261959896190147/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 }, "shares": { "id": "https://caneandable.social/users/Joe/statuses/113261959896190147/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 0 } }, { "id": "https://caneandable.social/users/Joe/statuses/113261656484033495", "type": "Note", "summary": "Sarcasm abounds, if you’re not sarcastic, or don’t like to laugh, stop reading. I’m not responsible for any laughter that arises as a result of reading and or listening to this post. But then again, I’m not responsible for anything else that arises after reading/listening to this post.", "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2024-10-06T17:28:45Z", "url": "https://caneandable.social/@Joe/113261656484033495", "attributedTo": "https://caneandable.social/users/Joe", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://caneandable.social/users/Joe/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://caneandable.social/users/Joe/statuses/113261656484033495", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:caneandable.social,2024-10-06:objectId=405059:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>So this was gonna be my bio, but apparently there is a character limit on my bio, but I didn’t know that before I posted it, so there’s gonna be a question that is unnecessary in the beginning of this post. there’re also going to be several mentions of this being a bio, even though it’s clear that it’s not. However just to annoy the lot of you, I am not going to/don’t want to goaond correct it, even though I could. So please excuse the mentions of a bio when it’s clearly not a bio. Oh, I said that already…, I’m being redundant even before I told you I’m being redundant… Is that foreshadowing? consider yourself foreshadowed. Either way, Deal with it<br />So is there a character limit on my bio? I sure hope not, because it’s gonna be a long one, or maybe it won’t be, and I’ll just talk a lot, but then again I guess that would still be a long one wouldn’t it? I don’t know what I’m talking about, already, and it’s early in the bio.<br />Good thing is I can hit a carriage return as opposed to having to say the words “new line” in dictation speak. :-) spoiler alert, I can’t anymore, interestingly enough, there’s a hashtag symbol in lieu of a carriage return when you actually post it as a post, as opposed to posting it as a bio. Confused yet? Good! Now, back to the post, I was gonna say bio, but it’s not a bio, and I don’t wanna lie. Yet! :-)<br />I guess dictation speak is kind of redundant huh? Well, I’m redundant. That’s the first thing you should know about me. I’m redundant, repetitive, and, monotonous, continuous, constant, and any other synonyms you can think of that mean the same thing as repetitive. But then again I guess saying it’s a synonym, and saying that it means the same thing, is the same thing. Thus, I’m repetitive. We’ve just gone full circle, quite literally!<br />.<br />this is fun, and I haven’t even told you anything about me. However the first question you’re probably asking, or maybe you’re not, is, why the name, that seems kind of lame? Well, think what you want. I can’t stop you, even if I wanted to, which I don’t.<br />I chose my name, because I wanted to be, That guy. You know, the guy who takes the name of his actual name to be his pseudonym on a social media platform? I couldn’t do that on Twitter, because everybody and there mother, quite literally, except for mine, and yours, and probably everybody else’s, joined Twitter before I did, thus taking my name. Stupid takers. Not to mention the fact that my name is so short, stupid Parents, that I probably couldn’t have chosen my name as a pseudonym for me to begin with even if I wanted to. Honestly I didn’t think about it back in 2009 when I joined Twitter. Oh wait, no, it was 2008. C, I’m old, thus my memory is failing me already. Stupid memory. See, that’s the first thing you got to know about me, even though I’m about to repeat it in a few minutes, because I’m editing this post as I type it, and adding additional things to it just so I can make it even longer. Thus having you have to sit Through more dribble and/or crap that I’m posting, just to get to the information that you’d like to know, or as I call it, the good stuff. Or not, that’s for you to judge, which you probably already will/have anyway. No skin off my various body parts.<br />More digression, I told you I’m a digresser. I can digress all day long and not have an issue with my digression. :-) hope you don’t either, because if you do, there’s nothing I can do about it. But I’m sure there’s something you can do about it, you could either unfollow/block/ignore me, assuming you have followed, or are thinking about following me to begin with.<br />I’ve digressed again by talking about digression. I don’t think that’s ever been done before. But I’m one of those people who likes to do things that have never been done before, take that how you want. I couldn’t stop you, even if I wanted to, which again, I don’t.<br />I used to be a call sign, which if you know me, you already know what that is. And if you don’t, you don’t, which again, it’s probably a good thing. That you don’t know me, not that you don’t know who my Original handle was on other social media platforms. But then again, if you don’t know me, I guess the fact that you don’t know my original handle on other social media platforms is irrelevant, and/or redundant, or something. I’m all about irrelevancy/redundancy, as you saw previously. And I’m also all about confusion. OK, not literally, I just like to confuse you/make you laugh, because that’s my MO. For those who don’t know what an MO is, ask Google, or ChatGPT, or I could just tell you that it means modus operandi, which I honestly have no idea what that means, but it sounds cool.<br />Back to the topic at hand, assuming we were even on the topic to begin with, which I’m sure most of you have already forgotten what that topic is. I’ll give you a clue, it’s me. Most of the posts on my timeline, do they even call it a timeline here? We’ll say they do, because I honestly have no idea what it’s called, and I really don’t feel like looking it up and/or being correct and/or proper, are me related, or not. :-) But in this case, it most certainly is, because I’m trying to get everybody who reads this post, whether by force or not, to get to know me more. Because, that’s what you’re trying to get done with a pinned post aren’t you?<br />Well, I’m an individual, I don’t do the whole pronouns thing, because I don’t understand them, mostly because I’m a male. can you do a content warning on a bio? maybe this would’ve been better left as a post. I don’t know.<br />By the way, in case you care, I now have to actually verbally say the words new line as opposed to hitting a carriage return. Stupid client, or whatever the limitation is that doesn’t allow me to do it manually.<br />So, for age sex and location, I’m old, which I won’t put in an actual number, because I’ll have to end up going back every year and updating it to the next consecutive/sequential number in the number line. So I’m just gonna say that I’m old. If you know me, you know how old I am, and if you don’t, you don’t. You could ask though couldn’t ya now… :-)<br />Also, the co-founder, or maybe founder, of this instance, Mr. M, which is what I call him, and he doesn’t seem to mind, as far as I know, or if he does he sure hasn’t told me. But then again, who else would he tell about Something that somebody else calls him? That would be just weird, yeah, that guy, I don’t like that he calls me Mr. M, but I’m not gonna tell him, I’m gonna tell somebody else. Maybe it’ll be heard through the grapevine or something. Cause you know that’s how Mr. M talks. :-) or maybe it’s not. But I digress, which is a common state of being for me. Digression? That sounds pretty bad honestly. But anyway, he said in January 2011 that I am one of the most interesting people on the planet. Well Mr. M, I still am, 13, or more, years later. Depending on if/when you read this because this post was posted on October 6, 2024. Assuming you even read this at all, and/or have it read to you, or have somebody mention that I posted this to you, or about you, and you’re just that curious to see who the newest member of your instance is, some guy going by joe. Very original I know, but I don’t care. I’m one of the OG‘s of this instance, and I was the person that could take the name, so I did. :-) and nobody can take it from me. It’s mine, all mine! Oh, sorry, got on a bit of a villainous trip there.<br />I will also have you know that I’m lazy, because I’m dictating most of this, and only correcting the mistakes that dictation makes. to be honest. Why am I doing this you ask, even though you didn’t? Because I can talk faster than I can type. Then again, I would be scared to find somebody who can type faster than they can talk, or talk faster than they can type, or type/talk faster than they can type/talk. But then again how could you type faster than you could type? Or for that matter, how could you talk faster than you could talk? Confusion, redundancy, yes ma’am! :-)<br />So, you know about my age, for what it’s worth, sex and location? Sex, no thanks, I’m good. Location? I’m in the fetaverse, or meta-verse, or universe, or… Sorry I got hung up there. So yeah, age sex and location has been covered. What else do you wanna know? My name… Joe, but I guess you kind of figured that out didn’t you? Stupid tags, or whatever it is that shows my name, oh yeah, it’s my name. You know, the edit box that you fill out that has the label of “name” in it? I guess I could’ve put something cool or such as Something less common, because Joe is such a common name. I keep telling everybody I’m gonna change my name to something less common, like Ralph, but then again if I did that, I would find that they’re hundreds if not thousands of Ralph, and I would be Right back where I am now. So I’ll just keep my name. I’m not changing it, I ain’t got no money to be throwing up at a name that somebody else more than likely already has. Maybe I’ll make up my own name. Got any suggestions? Keep them clean, not that I could stop you if you didn’t. Honestly I don’t care, I would find them rather amusing if they were dirtified. :-)<br />By the way, I have a habit of making up words that don’t exist, as evidenced by this post. I still find my original post hilariouser, and now I know you grammatical and/or grammar nuts are going to say that’s more hilarious, but I couldn’t care anymore. You know, like, I couldn’t care less. So naturally, I couldn’t care anymore, thus I couldn’t care less. confused? Great!</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>So this was gonna be my bio, but apparently there is a character limit on my bio, but I didn’t know that before I posted it, so there’s gonna be a question that is unnecessary in the beginning of this post. there’re also going to be several mentions of this being a bio, even though it’s clear that it’s not. However just to annoy the lot of you, I am not going to/don’t want to goaond correct it, even though I could. So please excuse the mentions of a bio when it’s clearly not a bio. Oh, I said that already…, I’m being redundant even before I told you I’m being redundant… Is that foreshadowing? consider yourself foreshadowed. Either way, Deal with it<br />So is there a character limit on my bio? I sure hope not, because it’s gonna be a long one, or maybe it won’t be, and I’ll just talk a lot, but then again I guess that would still be a long one wouldn’t it? I don’t know what I’m talking about, already, and it’s early in the bio.<br />Good thing is I can hit a carriage return as opposed to having to say the words “new line” in dictation speak. :-) spoiler alert, I can’t anymore, interestingly enough, there’s a hashtag symbol in lieu of a carriage return when you actually post it as a post, as opposed to posting it as a bio. Confused yet? Good! Now, back to the post, I was gonna say bio, but it’s not a bio, and I don’t wanna lie. Yet! :-)<br />I guess dictation speak is kind of redundant huh? Well, I’m redundant. That’s the first thing you should know about me. I’m redundant, repetitive, and, monotonous, continuous, constant, and any other synonyms you can think of that mean the same thing as repetitive. But then again I guess saying it’s a synonym, and saying that it means the same thing, is the same thing. Thus, I’m repetitive. We’ve just gone full circle, quite literally!<br />.<br />this is fun, and I haven’t even told you anything about me. However the first question you’re probably asking, or maybe you’re not, is, why the name, that seems kind of lame? Well, think what you want. I can’t stop you, even if I wanted to, which I don’t.<br />I chose my name, because I wanted to be, That guy. You know, the guy who takes the name of his actual name to be his pseudonym on a social media platform? I couldn’t do that on Twitter, because everybody and there mother, quite literally, except for mine, and yours, and probably everybody else’s, joined Twitter before I did, thus taking my name. Stupid takers. Not to mention the fact that my name is so short, stupid Parents, that I probably couldn’t have chosen my name as a pseudonym for me to begin with even if I wanted to. Honestly I didn’t think about it back in 2009 when I joined Twitter. Oh wait, no, it was 2008. C, I’m old, thus my memory is failing me already. Stupid memory. See, that’s the first thing you got to know about me, even though I’m about to repeat it in a few minutes, because I’m editing this post as I type it, and adding additional things to it just so I can make it even longer. Thus having you have to sit Through more dribble and/or crap that I’m posting, just to get to the information that you’d like to know, or as I call it, the good stuff. Or not, that’s for you to judge, which you probably already will/have anyway. No skin off my various body parts.<br />More digression, I told you I’m a digresser. I can digress all day long and not have an issue with my digression. :-) hope you don’t either, because if you do, there’s nothing I can do about it. But I’m sure there’s something you can do about it, you could either unfollow/block/ignore me, assuming you have followed, or are thinking about following me to begin with.<br />I’ve digressed again by talking about digression. I don’t think that’s ever been done before. But I’m one of those people who likes to do things that have never been done before, take that how you want. I couldn’t stop you, even if I wanted to, which again, I don’t.<br />I used to be a call sign, which if you know me, you already know what that is. And if you don’t, you don’t, which again, it’s probably a good thing. That you don’t know me, not that you don’t know who my Original handle was on other social media platforms. But then again, if you don’t know me, I guess the fact that you don’t know my original handle on other social media platforms is irrelevant, and/or redundant, or something. I’m all about irrelevancy/redundancy, as you saw previously. And I’m also all about confusion. OK, not literally, I just like to confuse you/make you laugh, because that’s my MO. For those who don’t know what an MO is, ask Google, or ChatGPT, or I could just tell you that it means modus operandi, which I honestly have no idea what that means, but it sounds cool.<br />Back to the topic at hand, assuming we were even on the topic to begin with, which I’m sure most of you have already forgotten what that topic is. I’ll give you a clue, it’s me. Most of the posts on my timeline, do they even call it a timeline here? We’ll say they do, because I honestly have no idea what it’s called, and I really don’t feel like looking it up and/or being correct and/or proper, are me related, or not. :-) But in this case, it most certainly is, because I’m trying to get everybody who reads this post, whether by force or not, to get to know me more. Because, that’s what you’re trying to get done with a pinned post aren’t you?<br />Well, I’m an individual, I don’t do the whole pronouns thing, because I don’t understand them, mostly because I’m a male. can you do a content warning on a bio? maybe this would’ve been better left as a post. I don’t know.<br />By the way, in case you care, I now have to actually verbally say the words new line as opposed to hitting a carriage return. Stupid client, or whatever the limitation is that doesn’t allow me to do it manually.<br />So, for age sex and location, I’m old, which I won’t put in an actual number, because I’ll have to end up going back every year and updating it to the next consecutive/sequential number in the number line. So I’m just gonna say that I’m old. If you know me, you know how old I am, and if you don’t, you don’t. You could ask though couldn’t ya now… :-)<br />Also, the co-founder, or maybe founder, of this instance, Mr. M, which is what I call him, and he doesn’t seem to mind, as far as I know, or if he does he sure hasn’t told me. But then again, who else would he tell about Something that somebody else calls him? That would be just weird, yeah, that guy, I don’t like that he calls me Mr. M, but I’m not gonna tell him, I’m gonna tell somebody else. Maybe it’ll be heard through the grapevine or something. Cause you know that’s how Mr. M talks. :-) or maybe it’s not. But I digress, which is a common state of being for me. Digression? That sounds pretty bad honestly. But anyway, he said in January 2011 that I am one of the most interesting people on the planet. Well Mr. M, I still am, 13, or more, years later. Depending on if/when you read this because this post was posted on October 6, 2024. Assuming you even read this at all, and/or have it read to you, or have somebody mention that I posted this to you, or about you, and you’re just that curious to see who the newest member of your instance is, some guy going by joe. Very original I know, but I don’t care. I’m one of the OG‘s of this instance, and I was the person that could take the name, so I did. :-) and nobody can take it from me. It’s mine, all mine! Oh, sorry, got on a bit of a villainous trip there.<br />I will also have you know that I’m lazy, because I’m dictating most of this, and only correcting the mistakes that dictation makes. to be honest. Why am I doing this you ask, even though you didn’t? Because I can talk faster than I can type. Then again, I would be scared to find somebody who can type faster than they can talk, or talk faster than they can type, or type/talk faster than they can type/talk. But then again how could you type faster than you could type? Or for that matter, how could you talk faster than you could talk? Confusion, redundancy, yes ma’am! :-)<br />So, you know about my age, for what it’s worth, sex and location? Sex, no thanks, I’m good. Location? I’m in the fetaverse, or meta-verse, or universe, or… Sorry I got hung up there. So yeah, age sex and location has been covered. What else do you wanna know? My name… Joe, but I guess you kind of figured that out didn’t you? Stupid tags, or whatever it is that shows my name, oh yeah, it’s my name. You know, the edit box that you fill out that has the label of “name” in it? I guess I could’ve put something cool or such as Something less common, because Joe is such a common name. I keep telling everybody I’m gonna change my name to something less common, like Ralph, but then again if I did that, I would find that they’re hundreds if not thousands of Ralph, and I would be Right back where I am now. So I’ll just keep my name. I’m not changing it, I ain’t got no money to be throwing up at a name that somebody else more than likely already has. Maybe I’ll make up my own name. Got any suggestions? Keep them clean, not that I could stop you if you didn’t. Honestly I don’t care, I would find them rather amusing if they were dirtified. :-)<br />By the way, I have a habit of making up words that don’t exist, as evidenced by this post. I still find my original post hilariouser, and now I know you grammatical and/or grammar nuts are going to say that’s more hilarious, but I couldn’t care anymore. You know, like, I couldn’t care less. So naturally, I couldn’t care anymore, thus I couldn’t care less. confused? 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