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But then again, I’m not responsible for anything else that arises after reading/listening to this post.", "inReplyTo": null, "published": "2024-10-06T17:28:45Z", "url": "https://caneandable.social/@Joe/113261656484033495", "attributedTo": "https://caneandable.social/users/Joe", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://caneandable.social/users/Joe/followers" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://caneandable.social/users/Joe/statuses/113261656484033495", "inReplyToAtomUri": null, "conversation": "tag:caneandable.social,2024-10-06:objectId=405059:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p>So this was gonna be my bio, but apparently there is a character limit on my bio, but I didn’t know that before I posted it, so there’s gonna be a question that is unnecessary in the beginning of this post. there’re also going to be several mentions of this being a bio, even though it’s clear that it’s not. However just to annoy the lot of you, I am not going to/don’t want to goaond correct it, even though I could. So please excuse the mentions of a bio when it’s clearly not a bio. Oh, I said that already…, I’m being redundant even before I told you I’m being redundant… Is that foreshadowing? consider yourself foreshadowed. Either way, Deal with it<br />So is there a character limit on my bio? I sure hope not, because it’s gonna be a long one, or maybe it won’t be, and I’ll just talk a lot, but then again I guess that would still be a long one wouldn’t it? I don’t know what I’m talking about, already, and it’s early in the bio.<br />Good thing is I can hit a carriage return as opposed to having to say the words “new line” in dictation speak. :-) spoiler alert, I can’t anymore, interestingly enough, there’s a hashtag symbol in lieu of a carriage return when you actually post it as a post, as opposed to posting it as a bio. Confused yet? Good! Now, back to the post, I was gonna say bio, but it’s not a bio, and I don’t wanna lie. Yet! :-)<br />I guess dictation speak is kind of redundant huh? Well, I’m redundant. That’s the first thing you should know about me. I’m redundant, repetitive, and, monotonous, continuous, constant, and any other synonyms you can think of that mean the same thing as repetitive. But then again I guess saying it’s a synonym, and saying that it means the same thing, is the same thing. Thus, I’m repetitive. We’ve just gone full circle, quite literally!<br />.<br />this is fun, and I haven’t even told you anything about me. However the first question you’re probably asking, or maybe you’re not, is, why the name, that seems kind of lame? Well, think what you want. I can’t stop you, even if I wanted to, which I don’t.<br />I chose my name, because I wanted to be, That guy. You know, the guy who takes the name of his actual name to be his pseudonym on a social media platform? I couldn’t do that on Twitter, because everybody and there mother, quite literally, except for mine, and yours, and probably everybody else’s, joined Twitter before I did, thus taking my name. Stupid takers. Not to mention the fact that my name is so short, stupid Parents, that I probably couldn’t have chosen my name as a pseudonym for me to begin with even if I wanted to. Honestly I didn’t think about it back in 2009 when I joined Twitter. Oh wait, no, it was 2008. C, I’m old, thus my memory is failing me already. Stupid memory. See, that’s the first thing you got to know about me, even though I’m about to repeat it in a few minutes, because I’m editing this post as I type it, and adding additional things to it just so I can make it even longer. Thus having you have to sit Through more dribble and/or crap that I’m posting, just to get to the information that you’d like to know, or as I call it, the good stuff. Or not, that’s for you to judge, which you probably already will/have anyway. No skin off my various body parts.<br />More digression, I told you I’m a digresser. I can digress all day long and not have an issue with my digression. :-) hope you don’t either, because if you do, there’s nothing I can do about it. But I’m sure there’s something you can do about it, you could either unfollow/block/ignore me, assuming you have followed, or are thinking about following me to begin with.<br />I’ve digressed again by talking about digression. I don’t think that’s ever been done before. But I’m one of those people who likes to do things that have never been done before, take that how you want. I couldn’t stop you, even if I wanted to, which again, I don’t.<br />I used to be a call sign, which if you know me, you already know what that is. And if you don’t, you don’t, which again, it’s probably a good thing. That you don’t know me, not that you don’t know who my Original handle was on other social media platforms. But then again, if you don’t know me, I guess the fact that you don’t know my original handle on other social media platforms is irrelevant, and/or redundant, or something. I’m all about irrelevancy/redundancy, as you saw previously. And I’m also all about confusion. OK, not literally, I just like to confuse you/make you laugh, because that’s my MO. For those who don’t know what an MO is, ask Google, or ChatGPT, or I could just tell you that it means modus operandi, which I honestly have no idea what that means, but it sounds cool.<br />Back to the topic at hand, assuming we were even on the topic to begin with, which I’m sure most of you have already forgotten what that topic is. I’ll give you a clue, it’s me. Most of the posts on my timeline, do they even call it a timeline here? We’ll say they do, because I honestly have no idea what it’s called, and I really don’t feel like looking it up and/or being correct and/or proper, are me related, or not. :-) But in this case, it most certainly is, because I’m trying to get everybody who reads this post, whether by force or not, to get to know me more. Because, that’s what you’re trying to get done with a pinned post aren’t you?<br />Well, I’m an individual, I don’t do the whole pronouns thing, because I don’t understand them, mostly because I’m a male. can you do a content warning on a bio? maybe this would’ve been better left as a post. I don’t know.<br />By the way, in case you care, I now have to actually verbally say the words new line as opposed to hitting a carriage return. Stupid client, or whatever the limitation is that doesn’t allow me to do it manually.<br />So, for age sex and location, I’m old, which I won’t put in an actual number, because I’ll have to end up going back every year and updating it to the next consecutive/sequential number in the number line. So I’m just gonna say that I’m old. If you know me, you know how old I am, and if you don’t, you don’t. You could ask though couldn’t ya now… :-)<br />Also, the co-founder, or maybe founder, of this instance, Mr. M, which is what I call him, and he doesn’t seem to mind, as far as I know, or if he does he sure hasn’t told me. But then again, who else would he tell about Something that somebody else calls him? That would be just weird, yeah, that guy, I don’t like that he calls me Mr. M, but I’m not gonna tell him, I’m gonna tell somebody else. Maybe it’ll be heard through the grapevine or something. Cause you know that’s how Mr. M talks. :-) or maybe it’s not. But I digress, which is a common state of being for me. Digression? That sounds pretty bad honestly. But anyway, he said in January 2011 that I am one of the most interesting people on the planet. Well Mr. M, I still am, 13, or more, years later. Depending on if/when you read this because this post was posted on October 6, 2024. Assuming you even read this at all, and/or have it read to you, or have somebody mention that I posted this to you, or about you, and you’re just that curious to see who the newest member of your instance is, some guy going by joe. Very original I know, but I don’t care. I’m one of the OG‘s of this instance, and I was the person that could take the name, so I did. :-) and nobody can take it from me. It’s mine, all mine! Oh, sorry, got on a bit of a villainous trip there.<br />I will also have you know that I’m lazy, because I’m dictating most of this, and only correcting the mistakes that dictation makes. to be honest. Why am I doing this you ask, even though you didn’t? Because I can talk faster than I can type. Then again, I would be scared to find somebody who can type faster than they can talk, or talk faster than they can type, or type/talk faster than they can type/talk. But then again how could you type faster than you could type? Or for that matter, how could you talk faster than you could talk? Confusion, redundancy, yes ma’am! :-)<br />So, you know about my age, for what it’s worth, sex and location? Sex, no thanks, I’m good. Location? I’m in the fetaverse, or meta-verse, or universe, or… Sorry I got hung up there. So yeah, age sex and location has been covered. What else do you wanna know? My name… Joe, but I guess you kind of figured that out didn’t you? Stupid tags, or whatever it is that shows my name, oh yeah, it’s my name. You know, the edit box that you fill out that has the label of “name” in it? I guess I could’ve put something cool or such as Something less common, because Joe is such a common name. I keep telling everybody I’m gonna change my name to something less common, like Ralph, but then again if I did that, I would find that they’re hundreds if not thousands of Ralph, and I would be Right back where I am now. So I’ll just keep my name. I’m not changing it, I ain’t got no money to be throwing up at a name that somebody else more than likely already has. Maybe I’ll make up my own name. Got any suggestions? Keep them clean, not that I could stop you if you didn’t. Honestly I don’t care, I would find them rather amusing if they were dirtified. :-)<br />By the way, I have a habit of making up words that don’t exist, as evidenced by this post. I still find my original post hilariouser, and now I know you grammatical and/or grammar nuts are going to say that’s more hilarious, but I couldn’t care anymore. You know, like, I couldn’t care less. So naturally, I couldn’t care anymore, thus I couldn’t care less. confused? Great!</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p>So this was gonna be my bio, but apparently there is a character limit on my bio, but I didn’t know that before I posted it, so there’s gonna be a question that is unnecessary in the beginning of this post. there’re also going to be several mentions of this being a bio, even though it’s clear that it’s not. However just to annoy the lot of you, I am not going to/don’t want to goaond correct it, even though I could. So please excuse the mentions of a bio when it’s clearly not a bio. Oh, I said that already…, I’m being redundant even before I told you I’m being redundant… Is that foreshadowing? consider yourself foreshadowed. Either way, Deal with it<br />So is there a character limit on my bio? I sure hope not, because it’s gonna be a long one, or maybe it won’t be, and I’ll just talk a lot, but then again I guess that would still be a long one wouldn’t it? I don’t know what I’m talking about, already, and it’s early in the bio.<br />Good thing is I can hit a carriage return as opposed to having to say the words “new line” in dictation speak. :-) spoiler alert, I can’t anymore, interestingly enough, there’s a hashtag symbol in lieu of a carriage return when you actually post it as a post, as opposed to posting it as a bio. Confused yet? Good! Now, back to the post, I was gonna say bio, but it’s not a bio, and I don’t wanna lie. Yet! :-)<br />I guess dictation speak is kind of redundant huh? Well, I’m redundant. That’s the first thing you should know about me. I’m redundant, repetitive, and, monotonous, continuous, constant, and any other synonyms you can think of that mean the same thing as repetitive. But then again I guess saying it’s a synonym, and saying that it means the same thing, is the same thing. Thus, I’m repetitive. We’ve just gone full circle, quite literally!<br />.<br />this is fun, and I haven’t even told you anything about me. However the first question you’re probably asking, or maybe you’re not, is, why the name, that seems kind of lame? Well, think what you want. I can’t stop you, even if I wanted to, which I don’t.<br />I chose my name, because I wanted to be, That guy. You know, the guy who takes the name of his actual name to be his pseudonym on a social media platform? I couldn’t do that on Twitter, because everybody and there mother, quite literally, except for mine, and yours, and probably everybody else’s, joined Twitter before I did, thus taking my name. Stupid takers. Not to mention the fact that my name is so short, stupid Parents, that I probably couldn’t have chosen my name as a pseudonym for me to begin with even if I wanted to. Honestly I didn’t think about it back in 2009 when I joined Twitter. Oh wait, no, it was 2008. C, I’m old, thus my memory is failing me already. Stupid memory. See, that’s the first thing you got to know about me, even though I’m about to repeat it in a few minutes, because I’m editing this post as I type it, and adding additional things to it just so I can make it even longer. Thus having you have to sit Through more dribble and/or crap that I’m posting, just to get to the information that you’d like to know, or as I call it, the good stuff. Or not, that’s for you to judge, which you probably already will/have anyway. No skin off my various body parts.<br />More digression, I told you I’m a digresser. I can digress all day long and not have an issue with my digression. :-) hope you don’t either, because if you do, there’s nothing I can do about it. But I’m sure there’s something you can do about it, you could either unfollow/block/ignore me, assuming you have followed, or are thinking about following me to begin with.<br />I’ve digressed again by talking about digression. I don’t think that’s ever been done before. But I’m one of those people who likes to do things that have never been done before, take that how you want. I couldn’t stop you, even if I wanted to, which again, I don’t.<br />I used to be a call sign, which if you know me, you already know what that is. And if you don’t, you don’t, which again, it’s probably a good thing. That you don’t know me, not that you don’t know who my Original handle was on other social media platforms. But then again, if you don’t know me, I guess the fact that you don’t know my original handle on other social media platforms is irrelevant, and/or redundant, or something. I’m all about irrelevancy/redundancy, as you saw previously. And I’m also all about confusion. OK, not literally, I just like to confuse you/make you laugh, because that’s my MO. For those who don’t know what an MO is, ask Google, or ChatGPT, or I could just tell you that it means modus operandi, which I honestly have no idea what that means, but it sounds cool.<br />Back to the topic at hand, assuming we were even on the topic to begin with, which I’m sure most of you have already forgotten what that topic is. I’ll give you a clue, it’s me. Most of the posts on my timeline, do they even call it a timeline here? We’ll say they do, because I honestly have no idea what it’s called, and I really don’t feel like looking it up and/or being correct and/or proper, are me related, or not. :-) But in this case, it most certainly is, because I’m trying to get everybody who reads this post, whether by force or not, to get to know me more. Because, that’s what you’re trying to get done with a pinned post aren’t you?<br />Well, I’m an individual, I don’t do the whole pronouns thing, because I don’t understand them, mostly because I’m a male. can you do a content warning on a bio? maybe this would’ve been better left as a post. I don’t know.<br />By the way, in case you care, I now have to actually verbally say the words new line as opposed to hitting a carriage return. Stupid client, or whatever the limitation is that doesn’t allow me to do it manually.<br />So, for age sex and location, I’m old, which I won’t put in an actual number, because I’ll have to end up going back every year and updating it to the next consecutive/sequential number in the number line. So I’m just gonna say that I’m old. If you know me, you know how old I am, and if you don’t, you don’t. You could ask though couldn’t ya now… :-)<br />Also, the co-founder, or maybe founder, of this instance, Mr. M, which is what I call him, and he doesn’t seem to mind, as far as I know, or if he does he sure hasn’t told me. But then again, who else would he tell about Something that somebody else calls him? That would be just weird, yeah, that guy, I don’t like that he calls me Mr. M, but I’m not gonna tell him, I’m gonna tell somebody else. Maybe it’ll be heard through the grapevine or something. Cause you know that’s how Mr. M talks. :-) or maybe it’s not. But I digress, which is a common state of being for me. Digression? That sounds pretty bad honestly. But anyway, he said in January 2011 that I am one of the most interesting people on the planet. Well Mr. M, I still am, 13, or more, years later. Depending on if/when you read this because this post was posted on October 6, 2024. Assuming you even read this at all, and/or have it read to you, or have somebody mention that I posted this to you, or about you, and you’re just that curious to see who the newest member of your instance is, some guy going by joe. Very original I know, but I don’t care. I’m one of the OG‘s of this instance, and I was the person that could take the name, so I did. :-) and nobody can take it from me. It’s mine, all mine! Oh, sorry, got on a bit of a villainous trip there.<br />I will also have you know that I’m lazy, because I’m dictating most of this, and only correcting the mistakes that dictation makes. to be honest. Why am I doing this you ask, even though you didn’t? Because I can talk faster than I can type. Then again, I would be scared to find somebody who can type faster than they can talk, or talk faster than they can type, or type/talk faster than they can type/talk. But then again how could you type faster than you could type? Or for that matter, how could you talk faster than you could talk? Confusion, redundancy, yes ma’am! :-)<br />So, you know about my age, for what it’s worth, sex and location? Sex, no thanks, I’m good. Location? I’m in the fetaverse, or meta-verse, or universe, or… Sorry I got hung up there. So yeah, age sex and location has been covered. What else do you wanna know? My name… Joe, but I guess you kind of figured that out didn’t you? Stupid tags, or whatever it is that shows my name, oh yeah, it’s my name. You know, the edit box that you fill out that has the label of “name” in it? I guess I could’ve put something cool or such as Something less common, because Joe is such a common name. I keep telling everybody I’m gonna change my name to something less common, like Ralph, but then again if I did that, I would find that they’re hundreds if not thousands of Ralph, and I would be Right back where I am now. So I’ll just keep my name. I’m not changing it, I ain’t got no money to be throwing up at a name that somebody else more than likely already has. Maybe I’ll make up my own name. Got any suggestions? Keep them clean, not that I could stop you if you didn’t. Honestly I don’t care, I would find them rather amusing if they were dirtified. :-)<br />By the way, I have a habit of making up words that don’t exist, as evidenced by this post. I still find my original post hilariouser, and now I know you grammatical and/or grammar nuts are going to say that’s more hilarious, but I couldn’t care anymore. You know, like, I couldn’t care less. So naturally, I couldn’t care anymore, thus I couldn’t care less. confused? 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