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{ "@context": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams", { "ostatus": "http://ostatus.org#", "atomUri": "ostatus:atomUri", "inReplyToAtomUri": "ostatus:inReplyToAtomUri", "conversation": "ostatus:conversation", "sensitive": "as:sensitive", "toot": "http://joinmastodon.org/ns#", "votersCount": "toot:votersCount" } ], "id": "https://beige.party/users/amiserabilist/statuses/113522441939341513", "type": "Note", "summary": null, "inReplyTo": "https://beige.party/users/purplepadma/statuses/113519867030067930", "published": "2024-11-21T18:49:55Z", "url": "https://beige.party/@amiserabilist/113522441939341513", "attributedTo": "https://beige.party/users/amiserabilist", "to": [ "https://www.w3.org/ns/activitystreams#Public" ], "cc": [ "https://beige.party/users/amiserabilist/followers", "https://beige.party/users/purplepadma", "https://beige.party/users/TheBreadmonkey" ], "sensitive": false, "atomUri": "https://beige.party/users/amiserabilist/statuses/113522441939341513", "inReplyToAtomUri": "https://beige.party/users/purplepadma/statuses/113519867030067930", "conversation": "tag:beige.party,2024-11-21:objectId=116837327:objectType=Conversation", "content": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@purplepadma\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>purplepadma</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>TheBreadmonkey</span></a></span> </p><p>Douglas Adams’ Train Station Biscuits Story (or What It Is To Be British)</p><p>This goes on a bit, so you might want to go make a cup of tea first.</p><p>This actually did happen to a real person, and the real person was me. I had gone to catch a train. This was April 1976, in Cambridge, U.K. I was a bit early for the train.</p><p>I’d gotten the time of the train wrong. I went to get myself a newspaper to do the crossword, and a cup of coffee and a packet of biscuits I went and sat at a table.</p><p>I want you to picture the scene. It’s very important that you get this very clear in your mind. Here’s the table, newspaper, cup of coffee and packet of biscuits.</p><p>There’s a guy sitting opposite me, perfectly ordinary-looking guy wearing a business suit, carrying a briefcase.</p><p>It didn’t look like he was going to do anything weird.</p><p>What he did was this: he suddenly leaned across, picked up the packet of biscuits, tore it open, took one out, and ate it.</p><p>Now this, I have to say, is the sort of thing the British are very bad at dealing with.</p><p>There’s nothing in our background, upbringing, or education that teaches you how to deal with someone who in broad daylight has just stolen your biscuits.</p><p>You know what would happen if this had been South Central Los Angeles. There would have very quickly been gunfire, helicopters coming in, CNN, you know. . .</p><p>But in the end, I did what any red-blooded Englishman would do: I ignored it. And I stared at the newspaper, took a sip of coffee, tried to do a clue in the newspaper, couldn’t do anything, and thought, what am I going to do?</p><p>In the end I thought, Nothing for it, I’ll just have to go for it, and I tried very hard not to notice the fact that the packet was already mysteriously opened.</p><p>I took out a biscuit for myself. I thought, That settled him. But it hadn’t because a moment or two later he did it again. He took another biscuit.</p><p>Having not mentioned it the first time, it was somehow even harder to raise the subject the second time around. “Excuse me, I couldn’t help but notice . . .” I mean, it doesn’t really work.</p><p>We went through the whole packet like this.</p><p>When I say the whole packet, I mean there were only about eight biscuits, but it felt like a lifetime. He took one, I took one, he took one, I took one.</p><p>Finally, when we got to the end, he stood up and walked away. Well, we exchanged meaningful looks, then he walked away, and I breathed a sigh of relief and sat back.</p><p>A moment or two later the train was coming in, so I tossed back the rest of my coffee, stood up, picked up the newspaper, and underneath the newspaper were my biscuits.</p>", "contentMap": { "en": "<p><span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@purplepadma\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>purplepadma</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\" translate=\"no\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>TheBreadmonkey</span></a></span> </p><p>Douglas Adams’ Train Station Biscuits Story (or What It Is To Be British)</p><p>This goes on a bit, so you might want to go make a cup of tea first.</p><p>This actually did happen to a real person, and the real person was me. I had gone to catch a train. This was April 1976, in Cambridge, U.K. I was a bit early for the train.</p><p>I’d gotten the time of the train wrong. I went to get myself a newspaper to do the crossword, and a cup of coffee and a packet of biscuits I went and sat at a table.</p><p>I want you to picture the scene. It’s very important that you get this very clear in your mind. Here’s the table, newspaper, cup of coffee and packet of biscuits.</p><p>There’s a guy sitting opposite me, perfectly ordinary-looking guy wearing a business suit, carrying a briefcase.</p><p>It didn’t look like he was going to do anything weird.</p><p>What he did was this: he suddenly leaned across, picked up the packet of biscuits, tore it open, took one out, and ate it.</p><p>Now this, I have to say, is the sort of thing the British are very bad at dealing with.</p><p>There’s nothing in our background, upbringing, or education that teaches you how to deal with someone who in broad daylight has just stolen your biscuits.</p><p>You know what would happen if this had been South Central Los Angeles. There would have very quickly been gunfire, helicopters coming in, CNN, you know. . .</p><p>But in the end, I did what any red-blooded Englishman would do: I ignored it. And I stared at the newspaper, took a sip of coffee, tried to do a clue in the newspaper, couldn’t do anything, and thought, what am I going to do?</p><p>In the end I thought, Nothing for it, I’ll just have to go for it, and I tried very hard not to notice the fact that the packet was already mysteriously opened.</p><p>I took out a biscuit for myself. I thought, That settled him. But it hadn’t because a moment or two later he did it again. He took another biscuit.</p><p>Having not mentioned it the first time, it was somehow even harder to raise the subject the second time around. “Excuse me, I couldn’t help but notice . . .” I mean, it doesn’t really work.</p><p>We went through the whole packet like this.</p><p>When I say the whole packet, I mean there were only about eight biscuits, but it felt like a lifetime. He took one, I took one, he took one, I took one.</p><p>Finally, when we got to the end, he stood up and walked away. Well, we exchanged meaningful looks, then he walked away, and I breathed a sigh of relief and sat back.</p><p>A moment or two later the train was coming in, so I tossed back the rest of my coffee, stood up, picked up the newspaper, and underneath the newspaper were my biscuits.</p>" }, "updated": "2024-11-21T18:50:27Z", "attachment": [], "tag": [ { "type": "Mention", "href": "https://beige.party/users/purplepadma", "name": "@purplepadma" }, { "type": "Mention", "href": "https://beige.party/users/TheBreadmonkey", "name": "@TheBreadmonkey" } ], "replies": { "id": "https://beige.party/users/amiserabilist/statuses/113522441939341513/replies", "type": "Collection", "first": { "type": "CollectionPage", "next": "https://beige.party/users/amiserabilist/statuses/113522441939341513/replies?only_other_accounts=true&page=true", "partOf": "https://beige.party/users/amiserabilist/statuses/113522441939341513/replies", "items": [] } }, "likes": { "id": "https://beige.party/users/amiserabilist/statuses/113522441939341513/likes", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 83 }, "shares": { "id": "https://beige.party/users/amiserabilist/statuses/113522441939341513/shares", "type": "Collection", "totalItems": 82 } }